Yeah well I think the people that don't fart a lot in the morning must let it out in their sleep as it comes. The ones that seem to fart a lot I would say it builds up and it is one big realise in the morning.
haha I do the same thing, that is when you wake up again and think I better get up now thinking it is 5 minutes late and realise it really 35 minutes later or something.
Well that makes sense making it earlier than you want to get up because it wakes you up and gives you time to build up to getting out of bed. It is especially harder in the winter.
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I pee than either get dressed or take showers but not in that order lol.
When i wake up I stay on bed for a while, then i have breakfast, quite normal
I go to the bathroom and take a piss.
Logical.
Sounds normal :)
Go to the bathroom to take a piss or shit
I always fart several times in the morning. Then go to university and end up taking a shit in the university toilets.
My roommate does that, thought he was the only one.
Yeah well I think the people that don't fart a lot in the morning must let it out in their sleep as it comes. The ones that seem to fart a lot I would say it builds up and it is one big realise in the morning.
Stretch and yawn simultaneously
My very first thing is to start farting. Often start letting farts out under the blankets and while getting dressed lol. :)
drink water and then go stretching
Go college and lift
Because the key duty guy
check my smartphone hahha
I am getting a new smartphone very soon. Can't wait :)
Whack the morning wood down so I can leave my room
I just lay there then I stretch while yawning
Throw away the kleenex and hide the vegetable oil.
Fuckin turn that alarm clock off.
roll over, get more cozy, try to recall my dreams
Tell myself i can sleep five minutes more
haha I do the same thing, that is when you wake up again and think I better get up now thinking it is 5 minutes late and realise it really 35 minutes later or something.
Thats why my alarm is half hour earlier in worst scenarios i put it an hour earlier so i can sleep one more hour its cheating by the way but its good
Well that makes sense making it earlier than you want to get up because it wakes you up and gives you time to build up to getting out of bed. It is especially harder in the winter.
Yes you are right , i started to think u r my brother
Yeah those winter starts can be hard especially when you are in a nice warm bed and it is wet outside.
Totally agree
I check my cock first.
Did you find it?
I usually get some morning cardio
Say "fuck", exhaling.
Head for the bathroom & have a pee.
Yep I think probably about 98 percent of people have to pee in the morning
Turn off the alarm, turn on the music :)
Lol the first thing i do in the moorings, basically every morning when I wake up is fart. Often several times lol lol
try to go back to sleep.