I am severely worried about my guy friend's severe obsession with Taylor Swift and its ramifications on his mental health?

[briannasmith445]

Basically, my guy friend seems to be completely enamored with Taylor Swift. He has all of these albums of hers, a calendar, he knows every song from the radio hits to the most obscure ones, and I saw his lock screen on his phone and it was of her and she was in some sultry outfit showing some major cleavage. I can t even begin to comprehend his issues and think I may need to call a professional and perhaps may need to have him admitted to an asylum. Your thoughts?

[Niceguyscumlast]

Having worked her security detail each time she is in town to perform in the Bay Area I can tell you from personal experience your "guy friend" is sane he is what Taylor and her band describe as another "swifte" her following of devoted fans.

It's because of obsessions for her from fans like your "guy friend" that I have job security whenever Taylor comes to town.

By the way she is as nice in person as your " guy friend" probably imagines her to be always kind and gracious to her fans and her employees

[briannasmith445]

It's just gross. Don't you realize that he isn't one of those little girls who shows up to see that thing all the time BUT HE IS A MALE, YOU KNOW WITH MALE BODY PARTS. Don't you think that is insane and repulsive? I swear he is absolutely obsessed with that thing!

[Niceguyscumlast]

Trust me I'm not hired on her security detail to protect her from the 12 year olds. Again your "guy friend" is not alone I come across several guys/men we end up screening gifts sent to her back stage and open all the cards and letters left for her back stage.

He will grow out of this I'm sure he does plenty of other things that endear him to you and why he is your friend.

[briannasmith445]

I am just quite concerned because there is absolutely no reason for a guy to be obsessed with that creature. It is not marketed toward him, and there is absolutely no reason for him to perpetuate such banal reprehensible obsessions with that thing. If you knew a person like that, wouldn't you want him to seek psychiatric help?

[Niceguyscumlast]

Hey first off Taylor Swift is not a "thing" she is a very smart woman who will probably end up being the first Billionaire entertainer with a net worth of over a Billion dollars.

She spends hundreds of hours with her fans especially those that cannot see her perform due to being in hospitals.

Her fans include men and women of all ages she is a great role model for young women.

It reads to me more and more like you are the one with problem with Taylor maybe if you met her you would change your mind.

[briannasmith445]

I just want my friend to be a productive member of society and become a person who I know he could be, not some cretin who obsesses over some thing that belongs on the Animal Planet. I mean. In all honesty, if you knew a male who was obsessed with it, wouldn't you shun him from your life due to the creepy nature of such an obsession? SERIOUSLY.

[Niceguyscumlast]

I have introduced some of my friends and family to Taylor all ages and they all said the same thing " she is so nice and I was shocked she called us by our first names and asks questions about us while making eye contact she seemed to be genuinely as excited to meet us as we were to meet her"

[briannasmith445]

My question was whether you would shun a 20ish guy for being obsessed like one of those 12 year olds? You would, yes?

[Niceguyscumlast]

No if he really is my friend I'm not going to change him this makes him happy a true friend accepts and does not try and change their friebd to meet their needs.

This is exactly what you are doing and shame on you

[briannasmith445]

All I want for is him to stop his Taylor Swift obsession. Is that really too much to ask for?

[Niceguyscumlast]

If your his true friend then yes yes it is.

[briannasmith445]

I care about him, IF he doesn't want to work at Mickey D's and play Call of Duty in his basement for the rest of his life he will cease his obsession with that thing. This is how the REAL WORLD works. He needs to learn and as his friend I must help him in his time of need.

[Niceguyscumlast]

Ok now your pissing me off just what is it about Taylor that makes you refer to her as that "thing" to compartmentalize her as not human is disturbing.

It's clear you don't like her music great no problem but to keep referring to Taylor as "thing" "creature" that is making you a top candidate for citizen of "creepy town"

You have one choice be a friend or don't it's that simple you try to change him "for his own good" you can kiss goodbye the friendship

[briannasmith445]

I mean if your friend was like mine, would you not be concerned about his mental and physical health? Is caring not what friendship is about? I want my friend back, not this loser fanboy.

[Hinokuro]

If he's still a fanboy and is sane, THEN LEAVE HIM ALONE! Case closed!

[briannasmith445]

He isn't sane because he is obsessed with TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT.

[AllThatSweetJazz]

I know all the songs of my favorite acts and can play half of them. It's not weird to like songs that aren't on the radio... and that hardly makes them obscure.

If all of this were a band and not a solo female, you wouldn't think twice about it.

[briannasmith445]

It's just so weird and gross because it is this thing he is into and it is a creepy thing that can't sing. HE IS A GUY WHO IS AN ADULT BECAUSE HE IS ABOVE THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN.

[AllThatSweetJazz]

I'll concede that those are English words, but I can't seem to comprehend those sentences for the life of me. Can you please translate?
What's gross? He tries to sing along even though he can't sing well?

[briannasmith445]

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GROSS HE IS OBSESSED WITH TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[AllThatSweetJazz]

SO it's not that he's obsessed that's your problem, it's that he's obsessed with ol' T-Swif?

[briannasmith445]

DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT ORANGUTAN'S GARBAGE IS MARKETED TOWARD LITTLE GIRLS AND THIS GUY WITH A FREAKING BEARD IS LISTENING TO IT AND HE IS TWENTY. DOES HE NEED SOME BARBIES AND SOME PONY STUFF TOO? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WOULD ANY GROWN MAN BE OBSESSED WITH TAYLOR FREAKING DISGUSTING SWIFT

[AllThatSweetJazz]

Little girls? More like 13-24 year old girls, but that doesn't mean it's only for them. The lyrical content can be digested by pretty much anyone. Not that I'm a fan.

So what if he does like T-Swif. How do you think it reflects who he is? You've been caught in the trap of cultural conventions regarding normative behavior:
"He's supposed to be a man so he can't listen to T-Swif and he can't do this and that."
In other words: "Dolls are for girls and trucks are for boys." Which is just preference, it doesn't mean anything. Unless you can tell me why it's wrong for him to like that music and how it's unhealthy then there's nothing going on here. It seems like you have an unhealthy obsession with his healthy obsession.

[briannasmith445]

Since when do men listen to this girly pop music? What's wrong with rock and rap music? That is the type of music that guys are supposed to listen to because it isn't all about love and boys and whatever.

[AllThatSweetJazz]

Guys can't like love? I don't think it's about boys. I think the lyrics are often sung as if speaking to a guy. She's speaking for the girls but also speaking to straight male listeners by directing lyrics at them.

Girls can't like rap or rock? Guy's can't like other stuff like smooth jazz or ambient music and not care about rap and rock? Rap is terrible by the way.

[GirlsLie]

I can't stand her music but I really like her personality. She seems like a down to earth girl who hasn't let fame go to her head and the things she does for her fans are really sweet. I mean at least he's obsessed with someone who isn't an entitled idiot like Kim Kardashian or something, give him a break lol

[briannasmith445]

He is obsessed with an ugly ape who howls and makes billions of dollars for doing absolutely nothing. HE NEEDS HELP!

[GirlsLie]

You're trying a little too hard with the trolling, it is pretty funny though

[briannasmith445]

I am seriously asking: why would a grown man be obsessed with a crazy thing little girls like? Seriously?

[TheEmma]

It's called "being a fan". There are millions all around the world, they stan for different celebrities. It's pretty normal. As long as it doesn't interfere with his life (for example if he refuses to date anyone because he's waiting to meet Taylor and fall in love one day), there's nothing to worry about.

[briannasmith445]

Can he find something else to do? Like play sports or video games or whatever guys do? He shouldn't be worshipping or drooling over that thing.

[TheEmma]

Ask him, not me. And she's a person, not a thing.

[briannasmith445]

I'm about to get him a psychological evaluation because I am worried that he is going to go insane. Oh, and it's a thing. Trust me.

[TheEmma]

Ok whatever

[Hinokuro]

Don't bother! Just stay out of his case!

[emmabee11]

I think let people like who they want to... if you were into a band wouldn't you buy all the CDs, posters and clothing? i agree Taylor's and other peoples music is utterly bollocks these days... but meh... we can't stop people listening to it... I love Xena, i have the DVD collection and i have her on my desktop plus i own a poster, but that doesn't make me psycho lol i jsut think she is utterly awesome :).

[briannasmith445]

Can I just destroy all his Taylor trash and get him a shrink?

[emmabee11]

Haha i know... a lot of us are sick of hearing it... but if it makes him happy... (in some twisted sort of way :\ lol), then so be it.

[briannasmith445]

How can it even make him happy? How could that thing make him happy?

[emmabee11]

I ask myself that about people who even like Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus... lol i've no idea myself... but if i told them to stop id just be rude to them just like if someone told me Xena is lame and i should stop lol NEVER!.

[briannasmith445]

What if I told him Taylor is lesbian?

[emmabee11]

I'm pretty sure he fancies Taylor thus the exposed picture on his phone lol so i doubt it will happen, we all go through our celebrity crushes lol not that i fancy Xena lol she's like an awesome kick ass hero to me, i wish i was her and was as capable as her, but i've been through my fair share of celeb crushes, i used to have a crush on Leonardo D'ecaprio, short crush on Brad Pitt when Mr and Mrs Smith came on and some others before that. Now i crush on... 4 celebs lol.

[briannasmith445]

So you really think he fancies her? Why? I don't even understand.

[emmabee11]

Me nether but if he didn't he wouldn't have a pic on his phone with her boobs hanging out lol that's up to him... i don't understand how other girls fancy JLS ether but i'm pretty sure it's jsut a phase lol.

[briannasmith445]

I mean, she is in a pretty revealing outfit and is smiling and in plain view there are her boobs. I am not sure why a guy would like that enough to want to see it every time he opens his phone. It makes no sense whatsoever

[emmabee11]

Lol guys like that stuff... a lot of guys have pics on their phones of even female wrestlers with their boobs showing, boys will be boys.

[briannasmith445]

I swear he has like hundreds of revealing photos of Taylor Swift. I don't even know why. It's her boobs or her butt or her legs or whatever. He even has photos of her clothed more but with her mouth wide open. Boys are gross lol my boyfriend won't stop letting out huge and obnoxious burps in public and I hate it ugh

[emmabee11]

Haha my bro has small posters of naked girls in his room once before we moved back here to England, e can't have them up because it's our uncles place my parents rent from, i see him even peeking at girls on Facebook with their boobs hanging out too... lol sometimes he leaves it on his screen when he goes downstairs rofl they just lovin' the girls :).

[briannasmith445]

Why do guys love these pics?

[emmabee11]

Same reason girls love naked guys lol we aren't so different

[briannasmith445]

But seriously he has soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many pictures of that thing

[emmabee11]

It's cool really... he just thinks she's reallt gorgeous, don't judge him for it, as i said we all go though our celeb crushes :P

[briannasmith445]

Why did he even have to choose that thing? It is just gross! I thought guys didn't have crushes

[emmabee11]

I think ether your trolling or the worst friend ever, don't talk about him to others, let him like what he wants

[briannasmith445]

THIS IS TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT AND HE IS A 20 YEAR OLD GUY. WOULD YOU NOT BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS EITHER?

[Hinokuro]

Just leave him alone! He's alright! Calm yo ass down!

[briannasmith445]

HE NEEDS SO MUCH HELP

[Resoglass]

Can you blame him? I mean, did you SEE her at the Grammys?

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[briannasmith445]

I see a ugly orangutan. Why does my friend like that thing?

[Resoglass]

You gotta get some glasses, my friend. Maybe you should just leave him alone?

[briannasmith445]

Filthy vermin. Why in the HELL would a freaking grown man be obsessed with that thing? It's hideous and he is too old to care about this kind of thing. He need not look at that for his own sake.

[Resoglass]

Is that jealousy I smell? :P

[CreepyOldMan]

Marry me, Taytay. :0-

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[briannasmith445]

IF YOU ARE A FREAKING DUDE YOU HAVE SEVERE ISSUES AND NEED TO BE PUT UNDER PSYCHIATRIC HOLD AT THIS VERY MOMENT

[CreepyOldMan]

Stop stopping smack about my TAYTAY!

[briannasmith445]

YOU, SIR MUST STEP DOWN. YOU MUST RESIGN FROM SOCIETY, SIR. MEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PLEASED BY THE SIGHT OF THAT THING.

[CreepyOldMan]

I sing along with her when she says,

I was riding shotgun
With my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
He's got a one-hand feel
On the steering wheel
The other on my heart
I look around, turn the radio down
He says, "Baby is something wrong?"
I say, "Nothing,
I was just thinking
How we don't have a song"
And he says...

[Chorus:]
Our song is the slamming screen door,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
'cause it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date: "Man, I didn't kiss her, when I should have"
And when I got home... 'fore I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again

I was walking up
The front porch steps
After everything that day
Had gone all wrong
And been trampled on
And lost and thrown away
Got to the hallway,
Well on my way
To my lovin' bed
I almost didn't notice
All the roses
And the note that said...

[briannasmith445]

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING ABOMINABLE DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE, SIR. YOU MUST STEP DOWN RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU WILL BE SERVING WHOPPERS TO 500 POUND MEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LIFE.

[CreepyOldMan]

Don't you EEEEEEEEEEEEEven talk about me and my TAYTAY!

[briannasmith445]

YOU MUST RESIGN AT THIS VERY INSTANT OR ELSE YOU SHALL FACE A DEPRAVED EXISTENCE SO LONG AS YOU LIVE. YOU WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF A FILTHY, DISGUSTING ORANGUTAN, AND YOU MUST CEASE IT AT THIS VERY INSTANT. YOU SHALL ERADICATE TAYLOR SWIFT FROM YOUR LIFE, DROP THE GREASY SPATULA, AND YOU WILL GET A BETTER JOB IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THE BANE OF THE HUMAN RACE.

[CreepyOldMan]

Sometimes when I'm out on a long run driving the big rig up and down the road, I'll start up some good ol' Taytay MP3s on the Android and sing for hours. I do a perfect falsetto.
You're on the phone with your girlfriend—she's upset,
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do.
I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night.
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like.
And she'll never know your story like I do.
But she wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain
And I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time.
If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you.
Been here all along.
So, why can't you sEE-EE-EEE—
You belong with mEE-EE-EEE,
You belong with me?

[briannasmith445]

YOU WILL CEASE THIS AT THIS VERY INSTANT, SIR. YOU MUST STEP DOWN, SIR, IF YOU WANT TO PRESERVE WHAT MAY EVEN BE LEFT OF YOUR INTEGRITY, YOU MUST RESIGN. YOU MUST RESIGN AT THIS VERY INSTANT SIR, FOR IF YOU DO NOT, A SMALL YET CREEPY AND USELESS CABAL OF GROWN MEN SHALL WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF THIS ORANGUTAN WHO PUTS OUT SUCH HORRIBLE SCREECHES DUMB SHEEP LIKE YOU CONSIDER MUSIC. YOU, FOR YOUR GENDER, YOUR OWN SAKE, AND YOUR COUNTRY, MUST RESIGN FROM THE ABOMINABLE FARCE OF SWIFT WORSHIP. IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU RESIGN AT THIS VERY INSTANT. YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL BE PREPARING SUBPAR FAST FOOD ITEMS FOR OBESE AMERICANS AND YOU WILL LIVE A SAD EXISTENCE WITHOUT A WIFE, FAMILY, OR FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU WILL BE SHUNNED BY YOUR PEERS BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO SHOW AFFECTION FOR A CREATURE THAT BELONGS ON THE ANIMAL PLANET. FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, RESIGN. RESIGN, SIR.

[CreepyOldMan]

You, with your words like knives And swords and weapons that you use against me You have knocked me off my feet again Got me feeling like I'm nothing You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard Calling me out when I'm wounded You picking on the weaker man

You can take me down with just one single blow But you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city And all you're ever gonna be is mean Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean?

[briannasmith445]

YOU CANNOT GENERATE YOUR OWN RESPONSE TO THE THINGS IN WHICH I HAVE SAID, SIR. YOU OBVIOUSLY MUST REALIZE THAT WHAT I SAY IS SELF-EVIDENT AND NEEDS NO FURTHER JUSTIFICATION, AND THEREFORE YOU ARE TRYING TO, IN YOUR ADDLED MIND, JUSTIFY YOUR DEPLORABLE OBSESSION WITH THIS CREATURE WITH SUCH A BANAL EXCLAMATION AS THAT. FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, RESIGN SIR, AND FIND A REAL WOMAN, IF YOU STILL HAVE THE CAPACITY TO DO SO.

[CreepyOldMan]

Stand there like a ghost shaking from the rain, rain. She'll open up the door and say "Are you insane 'ane?" Say it's been a long 6 months. And you were too afraid to tell her what you want. And that's how it works. That's how you get the girl.
And then you say. I want you for worse or for better, I would wait forever and ever, Broke your heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever.

And that's how it works. It's how you get the girl, girl... Ohhhh. And that's how it works. It's how you get the girl, girl...

[briannasmith445]

Girls don't want guys who recite Taylor Swift lyrics. But since you have no hope of tangible reform , good night and good luck.

[CreepyOldMan]

You're forgetting one very important thing, though...

Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

[JeanCam]

ok, calm down a sec, not because he kind of likes Taylor S that he should go to the ASYLUM. Are you certain it is that problematic? It seems kind of.. hm... well perhaps a little fanatic but a lot of people are and it passes with time. How old is he anyway?

(please forgive my English)

[briannasmith445]

He is 20 and needs to cut this out or else he is going to be locked up or at the very best working at McDonalds.

[JeanCam]

you REALLY think it is a dire mental illness case? Did you try telling him?

[briannasmith445]

I tried telling him but he is in denial. He really needs help

[JeanCam]

hmm what does his friends/family think about it? Since when is it going on?

[briannasmith445]

They all think it is gross

[JeanCam]

maybe he is kind of lonely? It'll pass when he meets a nice girl ;)

[briannasmith445]

Maybe he needs a goodknuckle sandwich

[Anonymous]

Why don't you shut up! He's totally fine and in fact I'm glad he's a male Swiftie. You don't have to be a bunch of sadist, insulting, and asinine pigs! Just let him be a Swiftie. I don't care if a guy is a Taylor Swift fan, if he's nice and non-psychotic then he should be left alone! How dare you all calling him gay! I have a boyfriend who is actually straight and he's a Swiftie like I am. There are far worse things to do to be sent to an asylum and being a Swiftie is NOT one of them. If you can't accept him for who he is, then kiss my ass! Good day bitch!

[Opinion Owner]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[briannasmith445]

He is a grown man obsessed with some orangutan that howls and makes billions of dollars and he must cease such abominations or else he will live a life of solitude flipping burgers and living in a basement shunned by society for his obsession with that thing.

[Klaatu51]

i don't think he has mental problems... he's just a hardcore fan of her i suppose...

but to tell the truth i find it silly... how can someone listen to this crap? ugh...

[briannasmith445]

It is so digsusting

[TadCurious]

LMAO !!! This is fucking hilarious!
Okay, now to be serious. I think this is a phase and it will pass. Not to worry. At least he's not into Lindsay Lohan or something.

[briannasmith445]

Don't you think it is disgusting?

[TadCurious]

No, I don't think it's disgusting. I'm not a Taylor hater. I actually like some of her songs. (I think "Red" is a great pop song, for example.) But really, Taylor Swift is harmless.

[briannasmith445]

THIS IS A DUDE

[TadCurious]

Yeah, and Taylor Swift is an absolutely gorgeous young woman. She's eye candy. He's not gonna date her or anything. Don't worry.

[briannasmith445]

Why is he obsessed with that hideous creature? Seriously. He's supposed to be my best friend, not Donkey Kong.

[PiuBelloAmante]

let him know taylor swift is a closet hoe...
i am kind of obsessed with olivia wilde so i am no one to speak

[briannasmith445]

I just want him to stop thinking about that thing altogether

[PiuBelloAmante]

well i lessened my obsession by focusing on real girls, try introducing him to a girl!
that might work!

[briannasmith445]

Nah, because all the girls here aren't whores who make millions doing absolutely nothing and that's what he's into apparenlty

[PiuBelloAmante]

its a phase, he will gt over it,
or mention how its lame or something...

[briannasmith445]

He has been obsessed with her for like 2 years

[PiuBelloAmante]

thats bad...
does he have family?
there needs to be an intervention

[briannasmith445]

His family hates him

[PiuBelloAmante]

damn, well you should tell him his obsession is out of hand...

[briannasmith445]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PHOTOS

[PiuBelloAmante]

sounds complicated but someone has to intervene and help him!
sounds really really bad!

[briannasmith445]

HE NEEDS HELP

[PiuBelloAmante]

I don't know i would do it but, i dont know him lol!

[briannasmith445]

NO MORE UGLY APES

[JackKerouac77]

Can you please stop asking questions about me?

#SuperEmbarassingOMG

[briannasmith445]

What the helll?

[JackKerouac77]

#GottaGetSwiftIntoMyLife

#TaylorBeMyPlumberItsOKICanPayUnionWages

#ILovePineappleInTheMorningToo

#Fearless

[briannasmith445]

Huh?

[Hinokuro]

Yay! More guy Swifties!

[briannasmith445]

How many do we need? They're DUDES.

[WhiteSteve]

In your defense, Taylor Swift SUCKS. I'd be concerned for anyone I cared about who liked her.

[briannasmith445]

I know, right?

[MosaicMind]

It's just a phase. Girls do this all the time. Take a look at die hard directioners and beliebers, they're all over the place.

[briannasmith445]

Those are girls. GUYS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS!!!

[MosaicMind]

I've been reading your replies to other people. I'm guessing your friend isn't the only one who needs "mental help". Calm down, you're acting like he's taking drugs and going suicidal.

It may seem weird but there is nothing you can do about his obsession. I doubt it's going to last forever.

[briannasmith445]

I would rather him take drugs than be obsessed with that putrid abomination. It is going to make him live a sad life of flipping Big Macs and being a complete loser and a waste to society.

[MosaicMind]

Either you're a troll or just plain mental. I don't like her either, but there are far worse celebrities that he could be idolizing like Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga. Taylor is annoying as hell but isn't putrid.

Celebrity obsessions won't turn a guys life upside down. Get a grip. Instead of yaking why don't you just get a new friend who won't be a "waste to society"?

[briannasmith445]

Maybe I want him to live a better life that doesn't involve stupid ugly bimbos and Cheetos and nerdiness and greasy spatulas. I want to better people and want to better him but he has to cease his obsession with the putrid disgusting filthy gross Taylor Swift if he ever wants to have hopes of cotributing to a society that will shun him if he doesn't learn. Plus, if you are supporting a 20 year old man's obsession with Taylor Swift, it is highly recommended you resign.

[MosaicMind]

Sweetheart, the trolling ends now. Have a nice day ;)

[BelleGirl21]

He's not mailing nail clippings or hair to her yet right?

I think he'll be okay ;)

[briannasmith445]

He has enough photos of it

[BelleGirl21]

Ha ha ha. Lets hope it's just a phase!

[briannasmith445]

He better cease it right now

[chrisbigman]

I'm not sure about an asylum just yet. But yeah, it might be a good idea to have someone talk to him, just to make sure he's not too... crazy. I think it's cool to admire someone, but to idolize them? Um... no.

[briannasmith445]

Idolizing THAT THING at that.

[chrisbigman]

THAT THING at that? What do you mean?

[briannasmith445]

He idolizes a thing that belongs on the Animal Planet.

[chrisbigman]

What thing?

[briannasmith445]

Taylor Swift

[chrisbigman]

Then you also belong on Animal Planet, since you're both the same species.

[briannasmith445]

I am not the same species as that orangutan.

[chrisbigman]

Um... she's not a orangutan. She's a human. Stop being a jealous bitch.

[briannasmith445]

Ugh, wouldn't you shun a 20ish guy for being obsessed with that creature? You would.

[chrisbigman]

I'm starting to think you belong in an asylum - not your guy friend.

[briannasmith445]

Which one of us is obsessed with an orangutan?

[chrisbigman]

It seems like you are.

[briannasmith445]

What the hell? I am not the one with hundreds and hundreds of photos of it!

[chrisbigman]

You bet you've never met Taylor Swift, yet you are trashing her practically for no reason. You don't know her, yet you trash her?

[briannasmith445]

I am trashing it because it is a talentless orangutan that my friend is obsessed with, and my friend needs to cease his obsession with it or else he is going to live a desolate life of solitude flipping burgers.

[chrisbigman]

That's your opinion if you think she's talent-less. A number of people would disagree with you, though. But the fact that you keep insisting that she is a "thing" or an "orangutan" makes you more immature by the minute. Maybe he likes flipping burgers, and he'd prefer to flip burgers for the rest of his life. It seems like you are obsessed with your guy friend. If that's the case, YOU should see a therapist more than your guy friend. And don't forget to mention your deep hatred toward Taylor Swift. I'm sure your therapist can help you with that.

[briannasmith445]

My friend needs a REAL JOB, REAL CAR, REAL WOMAN, not some Mickey D's job, video games (which are for losers anyway) and some orangutan to worship. I worry about my friend because I am his friend and I am supposed to look out for him. I don't need a therapist because I'm not obsessed with some ugly talentless thing and don't have photo after photo plastered everywhere in my room.

[chrisbigman]

Then send your friend to a therapist. While you're at it, make an appointment for yourself. Trust me. You need one just as much as your guy friend.

[briannasmith445]

What do I even need one for? I am a perfectly normal, healthy human being.

[chrisbigman]

You need one, because you seem to have a lot of unexplained hatred for Taylor Swift, whom you've never met.

[briannasmith445]

IS SHE NOT A DISGUSTING REPREHENSIBLE VILE ORANGUTAN UGHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE HER AND HOW MY FRIEND WORSHIPS AT THE ALTAR OF THAT THING

[smexiliciousss]

oh my gosh don't exploit my boyfriend like that!!! D:

[briannasmith445]

Huh?

[smexiliciousss]

oh i was joking

[briannasmith445]

Better not be dating someone obsessed with that thing

[Hinokuro]

I would! Better than a jarhead who parties too much and does drugs!

[kheserthorpe]

Are you sure your guy friend isn't a 13 year old girl?

[briannasmith445]

ALL I KNOW IS THAT HIS OBSESSION MUST CEASE AT THIS VERY INSTANT OR HE WILL BE MAKING BIG MACS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

[RexCatholicissimus]

He likes 'em tall and blonde. Nothing wrong with that.

[briannasmith445]

Don't you think he could stop being so obsessed with that thing

[Hinokuro]

👍👍👍

[Anonymous]

I love vile bitches who write songs about their exes and get bitter at being another notch on harry styles' bedpost. What was she expecting? Rumor has it he's queer anyway. lmao.

[Watermelonoma]

an asylum is probably an overreaction. Swift is gorgeous though, so maybe he's just infatuated. He's probably not crazy or anything

[briannasmith445]

Why is he obsessed with that useless talentless hideous orangutan?

[Watermelonoma]

you sound a tad jealous lol. I mean useless? come now, she has two hands just like you and me, so she's not useless. Talentless? Well thats up to personal opinion, but i find some of her work decent. She has a few catchy songs under her belt. Hideous? now i know you're trolling xD

[briannasmith445]

I mean, seriously? It is incapable of doing anything useful, looks like a completely disgusting abomination, and it just howls. Why in the right mind would a GROWN MAN EVER be obsessed with that THING?

[Watermelonoma]

yeah you sound a lot more in need of a trip to the asylum than your friend atm. The girl isn't hitler, so you might want to calm down a bit with the irrational hate...

[Bandit74]

Only if you send all the female beliebers and directioners to an asylum with him.

[briannasmith445]

This is what must be done

[Bandit74]

I agree. Send them away! Send them all away! 😈

[Jersey1]

Can you post his lock-screen picture? Drrroooooollllll

[briannasmith445]

Why would you drool over that thing?

[Jersey1]

I like her. I keep hearing the song Style on the radio, she always has a way to make a song sexy. She was so hot in 'Blank Space'. :)

[briannasmith445]

Are you gay? No offense but are you?

[Jersey1]

Lol, ummmm, definatley not.

[briannasmith445]

You're drooling over that creature though

[Jersey1]

It was actually more of a joke, lol. I dont think she has a big cleavage. But I do like her. She has style, can sing, has a lot of talent and her songs are fun, different, well done, sexy and thought out not just a run-of-the-mill song.

[briannasmith445]

HE HAS HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF PHOTOS OF IT

[Jersey1]

Some people collect stamps, hundreds and hundreds of them. Let him be. He will get over it.

[briannasmith445]

STAMPS ARE COOL. UGLY ORANGUTANS ARE NOT.

[Jersey1]

Dont be jealous, he is just havin fun.

[briannasmith445]

WHAT THE HELL

[bananatossing]

pffff hahahaha the questions today are on fire!! It's a good day to be a gager

[briannasmith445]

What?

[bananatossing]

I just find this question funny. How can you say he needs to go to an asylum for that? It's a phase! My then girlfriend from years ago had a niece who was addicted to the jonas brothers and years later she turned out ok apparently. Please toss away the tranquilizers you won't need them

[briannasmith445]

THE DIFFERENCE IS THIS IS A DUDE AND THIS IS TAYLOR SWIFT.

[bananatossing]

We'll she is very attractive. Fanboy-ism is dumb in my opinion and lame but whatever floats his boat, I guess

[briannasmith445]

HOW CAN YOU ACCEPT HIS OBSESSION WITH THIS THING

[bananatossing]

I don't think you could walk him out of it but I'd be honest, tell him what you really think and the rest is up to him

[briannasmith445]

HE MUST CEASE THIS OBSESSION OR BECOME A LONELY BASEMENT DWELLER

[bananatossing]

He will land on Earth eventually. Besides, Taylor Swift will not be as famous for the rest of her life. He'll get over it

[briannasmith445]

HE HAS BEEN OBSESSED FOR LIKE 2 YEARS

[BertMacklinFBI]

are you fucking stalking me?

[Littlett25]

Omg i just noticed we could see peoples MHO % while reading your opinion.

[BertMacklinFBI]

@Littlett25 hahaa yeah!

[Littlett25]

But now I feel like I'm stalking you & your opinion is asking if I am and... and I guess I was! O. o

[BertMacklinFBI]

@Littlett25 dont worry i dont mind you lol

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Taylor swift is way too overrated. Think he does have an unhealthy obsession.

[briannasmith445]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Pop singers have created a dull, nonsensical culture in America. Look at every where else in the world and you'll find infinitely better modern music than today.

[Anonymous]

I don't like her music, I don't like "popular" music. BUT I find her VERY attractive. My god, could she be any hotter

[briannasmith445]

I really think my friend needs help.

[Opinion Owner]

I think you need help

[briannasmith445]

He is a GUY. He is obsessed with Taylor FREAKING SWIFT. How do I need help and not hm? He is obviously off his rocker

[Opinion Owner]

He's allowed to be obsessed with who he wants. Fuck off

[briannasmith445]

He is obsesed with some cretin. His entire room is a Taylor shrine. It is so DISGUSTING.

[Hinokuro]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[2014raser]

An asylum? NO! THAT'S NOT GOID ENOUGH TO CONTAIN HIM!

[briannasmith445]

WHAT DO WE NEED

[2014raser]

The solution is quite simple, my dear. HE MUST GO BLIND.

[briannasmith445]

THIS SEEMS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY

[2014raser]

IT MUST BE DONE. YOU CANNOT FAIL.

[Xelebrum]

Maybe you should just... Shake it off. 😎

[briannasmith445]

Don't you think I should get my friend the help he needs?

[Xelebrum]

I don't think you got the reference..

But yeah, it's nothing to be concerned about. He's just a huge fan of hers.

Now if he were to actually fool himself into believing that he and Taylor Swift are "meant to be" or even plots something crazy like shooting the president in order to impress her, THEN you should be worried.

[briannasmith445]

I don't. But I'm afraid to even walk into his room because it's basically one big Taylor Swift shrine. It is so creepy and insane. Who even does that?

[Xelebrum]

The reference was from her latest hit song "Shake It Off"

Also, usually teenaged girls.

[briannasmith445]

I hate her, so.. The problem is he has nuts and facial hair. He isn't a teenage girl. I just want to tear his crap down.

[Hinokuro]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👆👆

[Random_chick_2384]

He needs a doctor! Take him to the ER ASAP!!

[briannasmith445]

That's what I'm saying! Why would a grown man ever be obsessed with TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT?

[Random_chick_2384]

Who knows!!

[The_Technomancer]

Yeah Taylor Swift isn't even that good.

[briannasmith445]

It is repulsive!

[The_Technomancer]

"Guys only want love if it's torture" She's dated like 8 guys now and there's 3.5 billion on the planet. The statistics aren't in her favor.

[briannasmith445]

It will end up dating every guy ever. Eeeeeeeeeeeew.

[The_Technomancer]

I dare her to. Other than me of course because with that attitude I'd leave her in an instant.

[Ihav2fart]

is your boyfriend @BertMacklinFBI? ;O

[BertMacklinFBI]

hahaa. bruh!

[Anonymous]

Sounds like regular stan to me. Worry not.

[briannasmith445]

You realize this is a guy we're talking about?

[Opinion Owner]

Yes, I do. What is your point?

[Opinion Owner]

Pretty sure you're a troll. No one is this stupid. Unless you're jealous of Taylor since you're not your friends object of affection.

[briannasmith445]

He is a GUY. Guys are not supposed to like this stuff. You know how many Taylor pictures he has in his room? A hundred too many.

[Opinion Owner]

I stand by what I said before.

[briannasmith445]

Do you not understand the significance? He is a GUY. He has short hair, facial hair, nuts, a deep voice so he isn't some TEENAGE FANGIRL. He needs severe help at this very instant or else he will live a life of completely desolate sadness.

[Opinion Owner]

Nah, you're petty as hell.

[briannasmith445]

DO YOU NOT REALIZE THIS IS A GUY OBSESSED WITH TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT

[Opinion Owner]

Yes. I do. And I'm not surprised. She's a good looking woman who can sing. That's reason enough for a any guy to like her.

[briannasmith445]

Why though? Why all the photos and albums and anything and everything else>? IS THIS NOT TOO MUCH?

[Opinion Owner]

It is too much to some people but honestly there are hundreds of people who act like your friend does over any celebrity and they eventually grow out if it. And even if they don't grow out of it it's not cause enough to worry about their mental health.

[briannasmith445]

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE DO THIS

[Krushhbrownies]

He could be the next headliner celebrity stalker.

[briannasmith445]

Tell me about it ugh

[Princessofpersia]

Looks like ur friend is just a fangirl

[briannasmith445]

MY FRIEND NEEDS HELP IS WHAT HE NEEDS

[Princessofpersia]

Try talking to him? Like yo bro what is wrong with u? Maybe something bad happened to him and he needs moral support.

[briannasmith445]

WHY WOULD A MAN IDOLIZE THAT THING

[Princessofpersia]

some do I don't know why

[briannasmith445]

IT IS SO DISGUSTING

[Princessofpersia]

ok chill

[briannasmith445]

MY FRIEND IS COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT

[Hinokuro]

So? There's nothing wrong with that! Why don't you go to a psychiatrist about your sexist attitude?

[briannasmith445]

I'm not being sexist! I'm just telling him to grow up and be a real man!

[jmmmfi]

An you make a bigger deal of something dumber?

[briannasmith445]

Do you not realize he magniitude>

[jmmmfi]

How is it any of your concern in the first place?

[briannasmith445]

I GO IN HIS ROOM AND TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT IS EVERYWHERE IN EVERY DIRECTION

[jmmmfi]

So just don't go in his room if you think its weird?

[briannasmith445]

IT SHOULD NOT BE LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE