Do you wake up in the middle of the night?

[Ephemera1]

>sleeping
>wake up thirsty as shit
>no bottle next to me
>go downstairs for water
>dad shirtless on couch
>face full of his nips
>mfw FML

Drank at least a gallon of water. I don't even know why I was thirsty but here I am losing sleep cuz of it.

Happens all the time

I wake up mid-night but not thirsty

What the fuck?

Bush did 9/11

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[Lyndsielee666]

I wake up thirsty sometimes but chugging water right when you wake up can make you puke so no thanks.
I usually always wake up around 3:16am though because my daughter thinks she's seeing the same ghost she's seen for two years now..

[Ephemera1]

3:16am? What happens if you wake up 3:18am?

[Lyndsielee666]

That's around 3:16 lmfao

[Ephemera1]

Oh shit didn't read around.

[aurora_v]

It happens but not all the time.

[Omar5881]

>wake up
> having a boner
>can't pee
>have to masturbate so I can pee
>go to sleep again

[Ephemera1]

I know someone who "naps" then wakes up "makes some kaka" then goes to sleep.

[Omar5881]

Yeah that happens too 😂😂😂

[jman46241]

That zombie girl that responds to me sometimes should see this lol

[Ephemera1]

What zombie girl?

[jman46241]

Don't worry about it young man

[Ephemera1]

Young man? I have kids your age bruv

[jman46241]

Whatever you say bruv..

[ElissaDido]

Yeah quite often actually. I check my moms messages and sleep with the phone on my chest ><

[Ephemera1]

You have a special case tho

[ElissaDido]

Haha why :p?

[Ephemera1]

Don't you live in France and your mom lives in a different country?

[ElissaDido]

Oh yeah haha, usually they're not urgent messages though haha (in general) it's just some Islamic quotes or pictures or "Wake up didn't you say you have class at this time? l". So I just open them and get back to sleep without replying 😝

[Ephemera1]

Lmao both my moms do that too. One sends me Islamic videos and quotes. The other sends me funny Arab vids and pics

[Jan1ssary_]

Happens all the time bruh.. its hard to pee with that biner lmao.

[This_is_my_username]

happens all the time. I'm a restless sleeper

[Ephemera1]

🤔🤔
The point of sleep is to get rest.

[douride2]

yes at least once a night some night 3=4 times.

[Ephemera1]

Woah 3 or 4 times a day is crazy.

[babeeeone]

Constantly, especially if I go to sleep too early

[Ephemera1]

Too early? I wish that was the case for me.

[Triss]

All the fuckin time dood😂😂😂

[TheINTJ]

I remember that happening only once in my life.

[rippedjesbd98]

thirsty and wanting to pew

[rippedjesbd98]

*pee

[i-like-twister-fries]

*grabs gun from under pillow* PEW PEW PEW XD (im sorry i just had to)

[rippedjesbd98]

omg no you did not

[i-like-twister-fries]

Im sorryyyy

[mike5150]

I always wake up

[WhaChaChaKing]

Sometimes.