What do I say to get help?

Anonymous
I am morbidly obese and want to take dinitrophenol 2,4 which is a drug that can boost your metabolism by 50% and make you lose 3 pounds a day. It's a banned substance because an overdose will cause death. but in very small doses it's 100% safe. Now. I'm looking for a chemist who can purchase the drug for me from a south african company that sells chemicals to university students for chemical research purposes. I know a couple of druggies. but what do I say to them? I don't have a single friend who smokes marijuana.
What do I say to get help?
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