If you could be an animal what animal would you be?

[DonMichelle]

And why that particular animal?

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If you did, and you went to the pound (dog prison) do yopu think you'd be one of the dogs doing the banging... or recieving a banging?

Keep it in mind there will be bigger, more dangerous, arse hungry dogs in the pound

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Your locked in a padded room. Suicide is impossible. 'Bum-fun' from the other dogs is unavoidable...

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Mistake once again :)

[paperplanes]

A cheetah. Because I already find running something that makes you feel very free, so being very fast would feel very awesome. Plus, I'd be ferocious with my teeth and hunting abilities. I'd also be pretty.

[mormollio]

Cheetah's are actually really lazy. They get about 5 minutes of good running and are out for the rest of the day :l

[paperplanes]

Cool. That's great. XD I don't know too much about them but that doesn't affect my decision. I quite like it. Thanks!

[cun7n1nja]

I would most definitely be a cat. I'm already very cat-like in a lot of ways, haha.

[bazooka]

Eagle!

I always wanted to soar in the skies and have a vision like that of an eagle

I'm also an aspiring pilot, so that pretty much sums it up.

[darkknight1x]

A dog so I can tackle good looking women to the ground and bang them.

[IceTeaEdwin]

e_e

[DonMichelle]

... get taken to the pound afterward, euthanised!

Still sound good? End up on 'Dog death-row' for rape? :) ?

[darkknight1x]

I'll take the risk. I doubt I'll get caught.

[DonMichelle]

If you did, and you went to the pound (dog prison) do yopu think you'd be one of the dogs doing the banging... or recieving a banging?

Keep it in mind there will be bigger, more dangerous, arse hungry dogs in the pound

[darkknight1x]

If I ended up in the dog pound then I would try to euthanize myself.

[DonMichelle]

What if some of the clever dogs were planning an escape... wouldn't you stick around for abit, take a few d***s in the hope of saving your life?

[IceTeaEdwin]

Lmao

[darkknight1x]

No its not worth it. If I couldn't get out myself quickly then I would say to myself, well it was fun while it lasted now its time to euthanize myself.

[DonMichelle]

What if you weren't able to get your hands on the drugs to do it yourself... but one of the bigger dogs could. In return for his cooperation... he wan'ts a slice of your arse?

[darkknight1x]

In that case I would run head first into the wall until I died.

[DonMichelle]

Your locked in a padded room. Suicide is impossible. 'Bum-fun' from the other dogs is unavoidable...

[darkknight1x]

I would slam into a window. Or I would scratch and chew off a lot of the padding and swallow it until I got sick and died.

[IceTeaEdwin]

A rat. I'd be with a posse and scour the sewers like I own the bitch.

[Phoenix1991]

A Hawk, I love the idea of soaring with the wind and to be in the sky sounds like freedom. No where is out of reach . Yup sounds like the perfect life for me =)

[Cailleach]

Either a Burmese Python or Anaconda or an overweight Racoon called Rabies.

[DonMichelle]

What would you get from being an overweight racoon? What benefits in life would you have? :) ?

[Cailleach]

I'd be f***ing adorable! And who wouldn't want to love/take care of an overweight racoon? F***ed up people, that's who!

[tyt_2012]

A cat. I`m more alert at night. I purr when stroked and I`m really light on my feet.

[ihatework]

i'll make you purr

[tyt_2012]

Lol

[Misaki09]

I would be a wolf because they work in packs and they are mysterious and they look cool ~.~

[Anonymous]

a bird so I can fly all day long and have freedom nothing to worry about

[Phoenix1991]

Same =) Sounds very peaceful

[DonMichelle]

Other than cats, birds of prey, clowns with guns :)

[Cailleach]

You'd probably be shot.

[Otaku]

Hawk. Being able to soar freely through the sky would be amazing.

[tex151]

A shark because they're bad ass.

[ihatework]

chupacabra

[cun7n1nja]

I so called this one, haha. I knew that's what you would say. =P My child-self would be afraid of you, looool.

[skaterd]

Hahahaha thank you so much for sayn that haha

[DonMichelle]

Wasn't this some type of pokemon? Never in all creation has this creature been real!?!?!

[ihatework]

i don't know anything about pokemon. link

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who knows what the creature really is, I just think the folklore behind it is cool.

[DonMichelle]

Are you sure? How old are you, you may have been a man with a passion for pokemon!? :) ?! I can barely remeber them myself and I used to be obssessed as a child but this name sounds very similar to one! Maybe they stole the name?

[ihatework]

lol, I've never watched pokemon once in my life.

[DonMichelle]

I reckon your watching it now!.. I can see that you are ;) hahahaha

[ihatework]

damn, caught again.

[secondbestkiller]

Cat. I'd be cute and sleep all day, f*** yeahhhh.

[Anonymous]

panda, they're so cute and cuddly

[Cailleach]

Their also on the verge of extinction due to poaching.

[DonMichelle]

''They're'' nearly on the verge of extinction due to arseholes. Disgusting, it's going to be another case of what happened to the Tazmanian devil! White lions, tigers, polar bears... how long have they got left?

[skaterd]

An Eagle enough said

[FatBatKiller]

ummm a flying monkey

[DonMichelle]

'Wizard of Oz' flying monkey or is there an actual monkey that can 'fly' like a 'flying squirrel'?

Basically are you taking the mick or being serious? :) ?

[Anonymous]

tarsier. because they are cute.

[DonMichelle]

Again... this sounds suspiciously like a pokemon if I remember correctly!?! :) ?!?

[Buwwy]

An ant.

[Dom163]

Panda

[DonMichelle]

Never would have guessed :)