Am I the only person who can't seem to function before my morning poo?

[Anonymous]

It just seems like I can't even start my day without my morning poo. Until then I'm groggy and pretty pathetic in the morning, but my bowels seem to stimulate me into action. Anyone else?

[Mr_Peterson]

No you're not, I am just the same. It's not so bad at the moment, but as soon as I get to school I have to get straight on the toilet.

[Anonymous]

I don't even like to leave the house till I take one. Usually one, two cups of coffee then I have to go.

[Anonymous]

I can function really well regardless if I poop in the morning or not

[Anonymous]

That’s pretty disgusting if you ask me.