I may not be able to decorate them so well because my artistic ability is very... non-existent. But I can make some awesome, messy, not-so-creative ones what taste delicious!
Yes, what's pretty much what my cupcakes would look like. Also, I think what you've used all of your apostrophes but what do I know? Also, what's so mean! It was an honest typo!
Well, luckily for you, I live on an island where lobster is like $7 a pound so that may be easier to arrange than you think!
It's ironic what we're interchanging what's with what's because I have a childhood friend who would actually replace some of his "what"'s with "what"'s and he'd be all "What's the recipe for the cupcakes what we're cooking later!".
...Is this island called HEAVEN? Lobster is so expensive over here... $12 for just the tail. Ok, so in order for the punishment to be effective, I will require 40 of those lobsters without the rubber band claw restrainer thingies =D
I would also like to meet this friend. He sounds like he would be fascinating. And what is not an easy feat considering what so many people strive to be unique these days.
AHEM. I would like to amend my original demand. I require 160 unrestrained lobsters and some TNT and...a coconut. And if you can manage to make the lobsters angry and snappy... that would be perfect =D
It IS called Heaven! You've heard of it? Ohhhhh, you wanted LIVE lobsters! That's $7.50 a pound! My friend isn't all that interesting. Picture Hank Hill but slightly younger and loves "what" instead of propane.
I just realized. Not only is this punishment going to be painful (and kinky) but it's going to be damn expensive too! I assume this lobsterTNTcoconut-purchasing will be Dutch?
There was this really huge book, forgot the name, that mentioned 'heaven' a few times...Something about people with wings and 72 virgins? Wait. I might be confusing my collection of really big books =P
I didn't know who Hank Hill was...but I must admit that his spectacles and gill-like forehead wrinkles are absolutely charming, if not spellbinding =D
Hmmm... I typically do believe in splitting costs and whatnot... How about you pay for the lobsters and the TNT and I will cover the coconut? That sounds right about even! =D =D
I had to read your comment over twice before I realized which "big books" you were referring to, lmao. I finally realized what you were referring to George R. R. Martin's 'A Song of Ice and Fire'! Yes, yes, that's precisely where I live!
I don't blame you for not knowing. I consider it a displeasure to know who he is!
I just want to take a moment to stop and reflect how far these comments have gone from cooking, lol. Except for the coconut that I shall require a receipt with!!
it's on the same level of irony and banter. so, yes, it is, it's playful, not serious. anyway, didn't think anyone would take the statement seriously, you'd have to be an idiot to think anyone actually counts boiling water as cooking, but alas, here you are.
@ Distance, Sarcasm is what one would consider "Dry Humor" so if you are going to try and be a smart ass, at least try to keep the actually smart in the picture.
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I'd say 5-6. I manage around the kitchen and sometimes positively surprice myself, but I don't think my cooking skill is anything above average.
3-4 with an upward arrow. My game is getting tighter.
lol damn these questions…. imma say 3-4… SO FAR
i will be amazing one day!
I'd put myself at a solid 7-8. I don't have any formal training and there's always room to learn.
My cooking gets a 4
My homemade cookies get a 10 :)
9. I could improve on my knowledge of recipes but, other than that, I'm pretty solid.
Can you make these?
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=D
I may not be able to decorate them so well because my artistic ability is very... non-existent. But I can make some awesome, messy, not-so-creative ones what taste delicious!
that* not what* I swear, I know how to spell.
I suppose this is more your style?
https://www.cookiemadness.net/uglyforblog.jpg
Also... I will now proceed to replace all "that's" with "what's" in conversation =P
I feel like I misused those apostrophes...Drat.
Yes, what's pretty much what my cupcakes would look like. Also, I think what you've used all of your apostrophes but what do I know? Also, what's so mean! It was an honest typo!
I used two "also"'s! So what? :P
What's hilarious... =P I'm truly impressed what you were able to incorporate so many what's in your statement. What's AMAZING =D =D
The punishment for using two also's...Well, what is up to my discretion. But live lobsters may be involved. =D
Well, luckily for you, I live on an island where lobster is like $7 a pound so that may be easier to arrange than you think!
It's ironic what we're interchanging what's with what's because I have a childhood friend who would actually replace some of his "what"'s with "what"'s and he'd be all "What's the recipe for the cupcakes what we're cooking later!".
How do you like me now? Also, also... ALSO!
...Is this island called HEAVEN? Lobster is so expensive over here... $12 for just the tail. Ok, so in order for the punishment to be effective, I will require 40 of those lobsters without the rubber band claw restrainer thingies =D
I would also like to meet this friend. He sounds like he would be fascinating. And what is not an easy feat considering what so many people strive to be unique these days.
AHEM. I would like to amend my original demand. I require 160 unrestrained lobsters and some TNT and...a coconut. And if you can manage to make the lobsters angry and snappy... that would be perfect =D
It IS called Heaven! You've heard of it? Ohhhhh, you wanted LIVE lobsters! That's $7.50 a pound! My friend isn't all that interesting. Picture Hank Hill but slightly younger and loves "what" instead of propane.
I just realized. Not only is this punishment going to be painful (and kinky) but it's going to be damn expensive too! I assume this lobsterTNTcoconut-purchasing will be Dutch?
There was this really huge book, forgot the name, that mentioned 'heaven' a few times...Something about people with wings and 72 virgins? Wait. I might be confusing my collection of really big books =P
I didn't know who Hank Hill was...but I must admit that his spectacles and gill-like forehead wrinkles are absolutely charming, if not spellbinding =D
Hmmm... I typically do believe in splitting costs and whatnot... How about you pay for the lobsters and the TNT and I will cover the coconut? That sounds right about even! =D =D
I had to read your comment over twice before I realized which "big books" you were referring to, lmao. I finally realized what you were referring to George R. R. Martin's 'A Song of Ice and Fire'! Yes, yes, that's precisely where I live!
I don't blame you for not knowing. I consider it a displeasure to know who he is!
I just want to take a moment to stop and reflect how far these comments have gone from cooking, lol. Except for the coconut that I shall require a receipt with!!
More like the Bible and the Koran! Too early for blasphemous statements? ...Yes, yes it is =P
And yes, we've sort of started our own torture-via-coconuts-and-lobsters thread... I will reflect on what this says about us =D
One is the lowest you can go?
Okay then. I give myself a one.
I choose A. Eating outside is the best possible solution.
In my house only the women cooked and I had twelve older brothers and I was the only girl so I'd say 7-8 aha
Me also voted 7-8, I have been told I am a good cook many times. It is something I enjoy giving pleasure to others with my cooking.
I can cook brah.
Hospitality course taught me well.
I'd say 7. My problem is getting the time/desire to aline.
The women in my family are great cooks! Most of them were stay at home moms so we have great practice :P
9-10 I can cook/bake just about anything if I have a recipe :)
I can't cook nor bake the only thing i know how to do is make scrambled eggs and use the microwave lol.
i can boil water, i think that puts me at a decent 3.
I would argue that boiling water is the bare minimum of achieving a 1.
weknowgifs.com/.../star-trek-joke-gif.gif no shit.
If it was a joke, it was terrible.
wasn't really meant to be stand up, just some self deprecating sarcasm, but that seems to have gone over your head.
Sarcasm isn't humour, I think that's why.
it's on the same level of irony and banter. so, yes, it is, it's playful, not serious. anyway, didn't think anyone would take the statement seriously, you'd have to be an idiot to think anyone actually counts boiling water as cooking, but alas, here you are.
@ Distance, Sarcasm is what one would consider "Dry Humor" so if you are going to try and be a smart ass, at least try to keep the actually smart in the picture.
Hell. 10++++++, No shitting. I cook for my frat house, Ask any recipee
I would say definite 7-8. No one has ever complained.
A 4, I haven't burned down the kitchen yet so I'm not that bad.
Hahaha if u wannna be my wifey, u gotta put that hand to work around the kitchen!
I can't cook. No patience. Easy slap em together meals for me.