How can you spend $30 million in 30 days without keeping assets or giving it away?

[ElenaLena]

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Guys.. remember you can’t own anything by the end of 30 days.. no stocks.. no assets.. nothing 😄

[Agape93]

Loanshark it to some dipshit influencer. Wanna buy a couple Lamborghinis, gold and diamond jewelry and a big house? Bet, ill have nothing by day 30. Then after the 30 days? He's gonna have to repay me with interest or im taking everything he has, selling it and making my profit that way.

[ElenaLena]

😄😄

[Screenwriter]

Rent a cruise ship to go from America to Europe to Africa and Australia and Antartica, and invite family members on the world cruise. Bet you could burn through 30 mill that way. 15 day cruise...

[ElenaLena]

That’s a good one 😎

[ohsheeT]

I would find somebody they wanted to spend it with me and have just the best time ever going crazy spending it but also figure out a way to where people would get it but without giving it away

[ElenaLena]

Give me ideas 😄

[ohsheeT]

Well it would have to be something so romantic so passionate to just start the first day like with a biggest Bang music dancing food a night of romance and then to the dog shelter and buy them so many toys so coats boots everything to a cattle ranch a horse ranch and buy horses for people for kids and then go to the university of the Earth to the high school and everybody that has an a average would get a new car with a years full of insurance paid and then have to go to the store to buy you some hot sexy clothes and then to five different schools giving the kids there a gift certificate to take their parents out to dinner and buy a couple houses for the poorest families the poorest kids by the computers and laptops

[ohsheeT]

It's not about owning anything or having anything it's what you could give away what you can give to people if you think about it what you have right now you don't really even have because you can't take it with you and I wouldn't even want to take it with me for me it's all about what you could do for other people that's the most important

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Booking stuff?

Booking anything, flats, villas, yachts, supercars, jets, hotels, fat weddings?

I'd feel so exhausted after such a month spent finding all the ways to burn money, what a curse!

[ElenaLena]

That was my idea also 😄

[Sdgirl8000]

I’d fund the construction of a public library bearing my name. The $30 million would go toward land development, architects, contractors, materials, furnishings, books, technology, and other costs. Once completed, the library belongs to the public—not me. I spent the money, didn’t simply give the cash away, and I’m left with no asset other than my name on the building.

[ElenaLena]

Smart thinking

[wallyworld12]

Hahaaa you saw it too! Brewsters millions. Good movie. I better get the 300 million after though lol

[ElenaLena]

I removed all the comments that mentioned the movie 😄

[wallyworld12]

😂 damn I guess I gave it away. Netflix probably got a few extra clicks out of us though

[ElenaLena]

Maybe 😄

[EmmaMary]

Although $30 million might not be quite enough, I would possibly endeavour to take a trip to the International Space Station.

[ElenaLena]

That’s a great idea 😊

[MrOracle]

Elon has the round trip cost of a flight to the ISS down to $2M, and that's for 4 people at a time.

[EmmaMary]

@MrOracle

All I need now is to find $500k and three friends with $500k to join me!

[MrOracle]

There's also the minor problem that you'd need astronaut training, as being in space is significantly more dangerous than, for example, being a pilot or a deep sea diver.

The space trips currently open to civilians are the 20 minute rides where you spend about 3 minutes above the Karman line (where space technically begins), because even if you have a bad reaction, you'll be back on Earth pretty well.

But it's amazing that SpaceX managed to get the costs down so far with reusable rockets.

[Nikki1989]

Traveling the world in 5-star luxury would probably eat away at 30 million soon enough.

[ElenaLena]

That’s one of my ideas too 😄

[Smegskull]

Gambling

By a million steam games (If that counts as assets just say something racist on the game discussions and get the account terminated)

rent an island and hooker from every country in the world for an orgy

By lots of investment grade whiskey and go on an epic bender

[goaded]

You can't! Unless you define contributions to charity as not giving it away.

Buy a million theatre tickets and not turn up, perhaps?

[ElenaLena]

You can spend money in luxury places… it will cost a fortune

[Zack-Bann]

Well it depends… are you free to go with me on the most expensive vacation of your life 😎

[ElenaLena]

Where are you gonna take me 😌

[Zack-Bann]

We’re getting a private jet and tanking a lap around all the touristic places in every continent.
Each time staying at the nicest hotels and doing all the activities that people normally budget for

[ElenaLena]

Aww.. I am ready 😄

[Abbycado]

Bet buying a plane would eat that up pretty quickly.

[ElenaLena]

You can’t own anything

[Abbycado]

Betcha thirty days of chartering a luxury plane to fly around the world would do it.

[ElenaLena]

@SueShe why did you do that 😄

[ElenaLena]

@SueShe I am removing your comment sorry 😄

[SueShe]

Sorry, I did not know you were referring to that 😢

[ElenaLena]

@SueShe no worries…😄🤗

[AviatorTom]

Prepay my federal and state taxes for the rest of my life.

[ElenaLena]

I am really curious to know how you gonna do that 😄

[AviatorTom]

@ElenaLena Send the IRS the money and tell them that it's for your estimated tax payments for the next 20 years.

[ElenaLena]

Then they will do a case against you “from where did you get this” 😄

[AviatorTom]

@ElenaLena I will tell them the truth. You gave it to me.

[ElenaLena]

I swear I don’t have that money and I’ll say you did it 😄

[WhitneySnow]

Why would you want to? You would have nothing to show for it.

[ElenaLena]

Wdym 😄

[WhitneySnow]

Can you rent property with the leases extending beyond thirty days?

[exitseven]

high priced hookers and high grade cocaine. The rest I would spend foolishly.

[ElenaLena]

I’ll tell your wifey 😄😎

[exitseven]

She knows me better than that

[jennifer_bloom]

You host a very expensive wedding and invite circus soleil to perform for you and your college alumni at a casino or prebooked waterfall landscape for 36 hours in Niagara.

[Likes2drive]

Somebody needs to watch Brewsters Millions or already has because he did it, I think my ex wife could do it though

[ElenaLena]

But I don’t want the same ideas in the movie 😄

[Likes2drive]

The only thing that would eat that much money up is a first class cruise around the world on a private yacht rental

[Still-alive]

got a few things to pay off, then get a house and stuff for that house, update my wardrobe, more vidya games... i gots plans

[ElenaLena]

You can’t buy anything fur yourself or other.. you can’t own anything

[Still-alive]

pay off debts, save and invest the rest then. :P

[ElenaLena]

That won’t work.. read the question 😄

[Still-alive]

sigh im aborting lol

[ElenaLena]

Bye ✌🏻😄

[gasman70]

Just watch Brewster's millions and pay for a political campaign on your own.

[ElenaLena]

I need new ideas 😌

[gasman70]

that movie came out a long time ago. really, there are only so many ideas and most of them have been used, don't feel bad

[ElenaLena]

I am not feeling bad 😄

[gasman70]

who are you trying to convince? because I don't actually care.

[ElenaLena]

Are you high or something 😄

[Ironic_Method]

I couldn't even spend $10 million given the rest of my life.

[ElenaLena]

Do you live in US 😄

[Ironic_Method]

I do, yes. There's just nothing I want that would total $10mil!

[Mark_Est]

That money is useless and a waste of time. Why should i work for free, for 30 days?

[Oldschool1981]

1933 Double Eagle gold coin. It's worth 18.9 million but has a face value of twenty dollars

[Kingofkings1992]

Easy. Buy a house, buy a few cars, and then a shit ton of cocaine

[ElenaLena]

You can own anything 😄
And
Don’t do drugs 😄

[ElenaLena]

You can’t*

[Kingofkings1992]

Ok. I'll buy $30 million worth of cocaine

[ElenaLena]

Omg 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kingofkings1992]

😊😀

[Staximus]

I’ll drive around to all the homeless shelters and buy food and clothes for them, and then have one hell of a party

[MrChinaski]

Buy SpaceX stock.

[ElenaLena]

Ewww.. Elon Musk
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[MrOracle]

That is an asset. And betting against Elon has proven to be a very foolish thing to do.

[MrChinaski]

@MrOracle Trust me. It's not an asset. Starlink is an asset. The stock is priced as an AI firm. Their AI, Grok, their own engineers refuse to use. It's so popular that their second largest revenue line is renting compute to openAI because Grok has no need for it. Sane people value it $20-50.

[abc3643]

My wife could. If she starred in ”Brewster's Millions" as Brewster, it would be a 5-minute shirt film.

[Massageman]

Buy up all the cell towers on tops of major hills in the state (s) until I run out.

[MrOracle]

But that violates the rules - those towers are assets.

[Massageman]

@MrOracle requirement said "keeping" assets. I would be "acquiring" them and then giving them to whom I wanted if need be.

[MrOracle]

You also can't give assets away. That's why it's a challenge: you have to spend the money without giving it (or any tangible assets it buys) away and you can't have any assets or net gain yourself at the end. You have to figure out how to spend it all without any personal gain, and without giving it away (which includes buying assets and giving those away).

[SixFootSexy]

You can't buy friends, but you can make sure all your friends remember you. Bring them all on the best vacation of their entire lives.

[Sal_Monella]

Sure. Real estate. Doesn't include closing logiistics.

[MrOracle]

Real estate is an asset.

[Sal_Monella]

@MrOracle Of course. The AI Machine says:
Real estate is considered an asset, specifically a tangible and alternative asset class that can generate income and appreciate in value.

[DryGermanGuy]

Easy. I buy a house, a yacht and a plane.

[ElenaLena]

You can’t own anything 😄

[NathanDavis]

what are all of the rules...

[ElenaLena]

You have to spend it all in 30 days and at the end of 30 days you don’t have anything except the shirt you are wearing.. no assets nothing from the thirty million and you can’t gift it or give it to someone 😄

[NathanDavis]

so... I can buy a whole lot of cat food and dog food, and I would not be giving any money away... I'm spending it

[ElenaLena]

Cat food and dog food 😄
Well.. that’s valid but I don't know if you gonna spend the whole thirty million

[NathanDavis]

then you don't know my cats... lol

[ElenaLena]

Awww 😄
If one of my cats, which has an insatiable appetite, joins them in eating, then I’ll believe it…😄

[NathanDavis]

if I could... I would feed all the cats in the world

[NathanDavis]

my dog too... eats like they never had a meal in their life

[ElenaLena]

Aww.. 😄
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[queenofcardio]

So easy , I love spending money.

[ElenaLena]

Tell me how ma’am 😄

[queenofcardio]

Hmm I can rent a luxury car. I think one of them is like 40k a day to rent

[queenofcardio]

I'd rent more than one !

[ElenaLena]

Yup 😄

[Just_Ken]

$30 million would go as far as you think.

[Just_Ken]

For starters on a $30 million long-term capital gain, you will face an effective federal tax liability of approximately $7,126,000, assuming you have no other taxable income. This breaks down to a top marginal rate of 23.8% on the vast majority of the gain.

I remember seeing Shaq talking about his first million dollar paycheck.

[queenofcardio]

Interesting

[ElenaLena]

You shouldn’t own anything but the end of 30 days.. so that’s won’t work

[Just_Ken]

Point is you are already down to 23 million straight off the bat.
Buy and wreck a lot of cars, buy everyone in the club champagne. Would actually be very easy. Buy $20 million worth of cocaine, fbi shows up to take it.

[ElenaLena]

You can own anything even cars to destroy 😄

[Just_Ken]

Rent 20 million worth of cars then rent a quad 50 cal heavy machine gun and shoot the shit out of them in the desert.

[Markella83]

Buy property invest in rentals property. BNB’s and hotels.

[MrOracle]

Assets. You can't own anything and can't give it away. That's the rules.

[rapfan107]

You buy a few luxury cars and in very expensive vacations

[MrOracle]

The cars would be assets.

[thund3rlight]

where can I get that money?

[ElenaLena]

Some where and tell me where 😄

[AngryCarl3]

Set up a charitable trust.

[MrOracle]

That's giving it away.

[rgb008]

lots of food

[ElenaLena]

You will buy food using the whole thirty million dollars 😄

[rgb008]

I’d feed lots of hungry people

[ElenaLena]

Yeah.. that’s a good one 😊

[jahaims]

Put it in someone else's name/trust

[MrOracle]

That's giving it away.

[AgentG111]

Purchase food for people.

[MainCharacter6]

First-class trip, spa day, Manson.

[2willi]

how can someone? gamble

[Anonymous]

Pile it up and burn it

[Laws-Of-Existence]

Start a war.

[Drumlin2001]

Hookers and blow