7 Weird Things Taco the Great Wants Out of Life

[xXiTacoXx]

1) To have a stereotypical otaku room.

I shall keep all my waifu and husbando pillows in here.

2) To have a princess looking room to go with the style of clothing I like.

Simply because I deserve it. *-*

3) To have an elf ear body modification.

Taco the great likes her mythical creature looks. I can't help it, but at least these can be hidden behind flat ironed hair. or a wig.

4) A portal to the anime world.

Who doesn't lowkey want this though?

5) To buy one of Mertailors or Merbella's mermaid tails, or to make my own if I can get the technique right and the materials.

They're super expensive though. One tail can cost well over 2.5k. Why must they be so pretty? :(

6) An S.O. who is into alternative fashion.

This one's probably expected since I'm into alternative fashion anyway.

7) My own bakery/patisserie.

Taco the great loves to bake, mate.

What are some weird things you want in life? I want anyone who see's this to post what weird things they want in life either in their own myTake, or down in the comments.

[DooMguy]

and people call me a weaboo. I just don't get it. . .

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The only thing I want is guns, if I was an American I'd shoot guns all day every day for freedom. There's nothing weird about that at all

Also I'd have to go shoot up a school because video games made me violent

[Prettyapathetic]

Fuck yeah murica

[DooMguy]

@Prettyapathetic I'm a red blooded patriot, it looks like we both are

https://youtu.be/Sk7Grdoyq7U

god bless the U. S.

[Mustachekitteh]

I want a mixture of these rooms!!!
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[xXiTacoXx]

I shed a tear while looking at such beauty.

[RainbowFanGirl]

Nice take.

Can I have her as a pet please?
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[xXiTacoXx]

Yis, but I don't think Rainbowdash is the pet being sort.

[RainbowFanGirl]

I know she's a rowdy pony 😄
Best pony too.

[xXiTacoXx]

I think PinkiePie is the best. *-*

[RainbowFanGirl]

She's cute and happy 😄

[xXiTacoXx]

She's my spirit animal. xD

[NinjaZero420]

After seeing sh*t like this I sometimes want access to the *button* so I can end this f*cking world :/
Then I remember there are actually cool people in it lol

[xXiTacoXx]

And those cool people are?

[NinjaZero420]

Myself!

[xXiTacoXx]

Thanks for the laugh brah. xD

[NinjaZero420]

Anytime...

[xXiTacoXx]

So what are some weird things you want in life?

[NinjaZero420]

I make everything weird anyways.

[xXiTacoXx]

Who doesn't make everything weird? xD

[PurpleTeardrops2]

AHHHHH!! I want almost all that stuff too. My S. O. is the business type though lol.

[xXiTacoXx]

So I'm guessing the elf ear body mod is what makes it an almost? xD

[PurpleTeardrops2]

Yeah I'd rather stick to the ear cuffs like these
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[xXiTacoXx]

Ooo that's pretty. *-*

[slimstiffy]

wow. you are a complete girl's girl. one into anime too. :-D

[xXiTacoXx]

I like things that are and aren't girly. :T

[xXiTacoXx]

So what are some weird things you want in life?

[slimstiffy]

that was a conplement :-D

[xXiTacoXx]

I see. o:

[slimstiffy]

well, i dont know, i dont like that , much these days.
well i always wanted my own dragon.
and id wish we had chakra irl, like in naruto.
oh, and of course, real life pokemon :-D

[slimstiffy]

*dont think like that

[xXiTacoXx]

Having the power to do jutsu's using chakra would be awesome, and Pokémon Go is sort of like Pokémon coming to life. xD

[slimstiffy]

yeah. but being able to do jutsus irl would make the worls a lot more chaotic. kinda like in the anime lol.
yeah, go is kinda like that. i kinda got into it at first, but then i kinda lost the fun. man i wish i was a kid now. i would have been so exited if that cane out when i was a kid...

[xXiTacoXx]

I'm older than you and it excites me. xD

[slimstiffy]

lol ur 2 years older than me :-P.
i dont know, that magic, that exiting feel i had as a kid about pokemon kinda went away..

[slimstiffy]

i still appreciate it, it was a big part of my life at one point, and i think it even made me smarter, playing the games strategically and winning link cable battles against my friends.
but i just can't feel that way about it anymore.
i dont know, its kinda sad. but im happy for you, that you can enjoy it

[xXiTacoXx]

Lol I only like the game. I stopped watching the show around age 12.

[slimstiffy]

wait , i meant you are 1 yr older than me. i forgit i became 21 recebntly

[slimstiffy]

yeah. me too around that age

[Anonymous]

Can i borrow the dreamcast in the otaku room? (bottom right corner)

[xXiTacoXx]

Them's fightin' words boy. >_> It's mine...

[Opinion Owner]

Aye! ... if you feelin froggy leap mf lool

[martyfellow]

Anime dominates your whole world!!!

[xXiTacoXx]

Oh how I wish it did.

[xXiTacoXx]

What are some weird things you want in life?

[ejx629]

If you make it to the anime world bring me back a big mecha, I've always wanted one of those.

[xXiTacoXx]

If I go I'm not coming back. You either come with me or stay in the real world.

[Raymond_Reddington]

So you want an otaku room and a princess room? XD

[xXiTacoXx]

Damn straight I do. I'll sleep in the princess room on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, and I'll sleep in my otaku room on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays.

[Raymond_Reddington]

Because you like the otaku room more? Is that why you want to spend more time there? 😂

[xXiTacoXx]

You don't understand... my addiction to anime is so real...

[Raymond_Reddington]

Why don't you forget about the princess room then and just sleep in your otaku room? 😄

[xXiTacoXx]

Because the princess room goes with my Lolita and Fairy kei coords.

[xXiTacoXx]

So what are some weird things you want in life?

[Raymond_Reddington]

Well there is one really weird thing i wanna do but I'm not gonna share that with you because you just be freaked out lol um... lets see... well I want to go outside someday and pretend to be a stereotypical gay guy. I love acting and I'm curious if I could be a convincing gay guy. I'm really curious how people would react lol if that isn't weird then I don't know what is 😂

[xXiTacoXx]

Flirt with a man who you know is gay, and ask him how well you've done.

[Raymond_Reddington]

Might give him the wrong impressions. He might think I actually like him! It'd be very weird to explain that to him xD plus I don't really know any gay guys 😂

[John_Doesnt]

Who is Taco the Great?

[xXiTacoXx]

I am, simpleton.

[John_Doesnt]

I thought it was your daughter. This didn't seem like something a grown woman would want.

[xXiTacoXx]

Well, not everyone gets boring and only wear dark colours or beige, black, white, and brown when they get older with a beige room and full of items that make their surrounding dull. Some people like cute things that bring them joy, and anime that has pure unadulterated horror, gore, perverted jokes/moments, and cute scenes.

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[John_Doesnt]

I never said anything about the anime being for kids. I meant the unrealistic and expensive expectations. Adults usually have financial responsibilities which are more important than buying tons of otaku merchandise.

[xXiTacoXx]

What if I told you that some people set aside a budget like responsible adults do, and use the majority of their money to pay off things like bills and food expenses while pocketing away a small amount for their love of otaku, fashion, and other weird things that interest them so their collection builds up over time?

[John_Doesnt]

sure taco lady
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[xXiTacoXx]

I'm too hot for chill pills they only melt.