I cannot wait till winter is over. I feel like I’m not living the way I want and I cannot wait for the summer. Did I tell you that I hate winter with all my heart? If not, then yes, you cannot believe how much I hate this season. I just wish we will never have any winters again.
1) Drinks and Beverages are better
Can you compare a Margarita or a Pina Colada with some boring hot tea?
2) Higher desire for sexual activities
Of course you should never say no when a chance of getting laid appears to you, but still in winter you don’t think about it as much as you do in summer. To give you an example in summer I masturbate twice per day on average. In winter I masturbate twice…per week.
3) Hot Summer Nights
The best nights happen in summer. Everyone’s out having a good time, unlike in winter where everyone is sitting at their home.
4) Less clothes
I like it more, when girls wear almost nothing, instead of covering up their bodies with sweaters, jackets, gloves, and the super kitsch beanies.
5) More places to protect yourself
In summer, if you want to avoid sun, you just have to find some place where the sun isn't hitting you directly. Like the shadow of a tree. In winter your only shelter is indoors. Outdoors there is no escape unfortunately.
6) More time outdoors than indoors
So you live your life to the fullest. In winter you are living a half life actually.
7) Showers are not a torture
In summer it’s a joy to have a shower. In winter it becomes a torture, even if the heating is on.
8. Toilet seat is always warm
If there is something, I would never wish not even to my worst enemy is, to have a desire to defecate when you wake up in a cold winter morning. In summer it’s not a problem, but in winter it’s like having someone stab you with a knife where your heart is.
9) Waking up in the morning is better
In winter you need at least 30 minutes in order to feel ready to get out of your bed. In summer you just get out of your bed instantly.
10) You are more energetic
Last point and most important. In summer I feel like a roaming lion in the wild. In winter I feel like a fish out of the water. And this is the reason why I cannot understand people who like winter. Do you enjoy lacking energy?
PS: Lucky Australians, I am so jealous of you right now. I am freezing here right now in ~40F.
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