How Public Restrooms Are Supposed To Be: My Ideal Public Restroom

[Anonymous]

I visit Public Restrooms at least once per day (No I don’t have any strange fascination with public restrooms. I just happen to be on the road many hours every day), and I’ve seen things, that should not exist in such places.

My ideal public restroom would be like this:

1) Automatic lights

Hey, it’s not my fault if I piss on the toilet seat if you don’t have any lights…right?

2) Autotap

It’s better that way, because the person who might have used the tap before you, might have had his finger…you know where!

3) Bidet

Well laugh as much as you want, but there are people who prefer to be fully clean down there (no homo). So if in case, you suffer from a #2 when you are in some public place, you must have yourself cleaned up after you finish, and not stink like a rotten egg.

4) Cold & Hot water options

Some public restrooms have no hot option unfortunately. I have no desire to have my hands freezing especially in winter season. That’s why Autotaps are suggested as well, apart from the fact to avoid germs. Water becomes warm after some seconds.

5) Condoms should be included

Especially in clubs and bars. You’ll never know what will happen during your stay there, so…

6) Foot flusher

Well I know that you will wash your hands afterwards but…it seems better that way. But no Autoflush. Why? Have you ever tried to flush down the toilet, when you’re sitting there? Better don’t do it, especially in winter.

7) Heating is essential

I have felt cold sometimes, once I moved from the main café-restaurant to the restrooms. What if some kind of accident happens and you have to spend a good time there, especially in winter? The damage would be double.

8) No soap bar, but liquid soap

The worst thing for a public restroom is to have soap bar instead of liquid soap. It’s easy to figure out why, but fortunately most places don’t follow this policy anymore. Only some old-school ones, which I avoid.

9) Toilet paper is optional, but dryer is essential

I prefer bringing my own tissues actually. But still I don’t want to have my hands wet, especially in winter season.

10) Toothbrush should be included

Same with #5. Brush your teeth once you are going to make out with a girl/boy you met at the club/bar. What if he/she had eaten something like eggs?

[Anonymous]

I agree except the toothbrush and the censors. We have them in school and they just fall out even though you move with your hands it's really annoying because there you are peeing in the freaking dark

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks mho

[Anonymous]

I like in some large public ones, how there's no door, just a curved hall, so you don't have to worry who touched it.

[jp612612]

I don't know... I'm not using any toothbrush offered in a public bathroom, even if it's wrapped.

[catelyntje]

Yeah same hahah