You come home one day and find a skeleton watching your TV, what do you do? (Page 2)

[llorando]

Call the police and have the escort the freeloader out of my house.

[Anonymous]

"Oh there you are my murder victim number 528. I was wondering why the heck you weren't in my closet with the rest of 'em"

[IBMtrait]

I'd think that someone put it there to try and scare me or something.

[Anonymous]

if he doesn't have eyeballs how will i know he watches my tv? he could be staring me dead in the eyes! "dead"... in the eyes... got it?

[faathoms]

Make bone puns and ask them about the war.

[Deft_maiden]

What happened to the kids? 🤔

[SarahsSummer]

Wonder "how long have I been gone?"

[peachblossomluck]

I say: "Heyyyyyy, Lazybones;)"

[teawrecks]

Oh, is it time for the skeleton war?

[AdamThomas]

Ask him if he wants a cup of tea.

[BelleGirl21]

Sic my tiny chihuahua on him.

[meatballs21]

Since I don't have a TV...

[cinderelli]

I'd say.. "that's my spot "

[Tarvold]

Be a good host and offer him a beer.

[ThatBritishLad]

"What's on?"
"Bones."
"did u just."

[douride2]

Put the neighbors hound dog on him.

[apple24]

I yell! Twlight Zone!

[fenixx0083]

Beat him/her up with a +3 mace of fuckyouskeletons

[DBAOracle]

Hand him a bottle of beer and watch TV with him.

[homper87]

Kick it's butt off my couch lol