What type of loser would cheat on his/her honeymoon?

[KatrinaV88]

This is a clip from Along Came Polly. I know it's a comedian movie but still... who on earth would cheat on their honeymoon? Seriously

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She cheated on him with a random scuba diver instructor they just met that day. A honeymoon is suppose to be the happiest moment in your life you'll remember forever.. who cheats on that day? wow

[Anonymous]

For Women. The one currently employing BETA BUX strategy is the most likely scenario this will occur in. You see a women often have a dual mating strategy. ALPHA FUX/BETA BUX. Alphas often have the genetics they want. BETAS often have the resources they want and more willing to commit. Women will switch to a BETA who she doesn't find that sexually attractive but who is willing to provide for her during her later years but many spend their youth dating alphas. If the sexual attraction is low she will cheat on him. Being married is a perfect time to cheat because she can divorce rape him and still get access to resources from him while going after men she wants sexually.

For men the only possible way this works out is if he was a gold digger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJQKyti6klQ

or if he was always a fuckboy and was cheating on her all this time.

[Opinion Owner]

In the above video we saw perfect example of ALPHA FUX/BETA BUX.

Alpha was the muscular scuba instructor who basically looked some what like a caveman. Women being more emotional than men tend to appeal more to their cave women's brain and this elicit attraction towards the man. They will fuck this guy with little to no commitment from him with usually more passionate sex.

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Yet, beta bill bux gets more tamed sex and must work for it. He needs to be on good behaviour, make her happy, romance her and be a good husband and sex is given to him as a doggy treat (like what you'd give a dog) to keep him happy and to encourage him to continue committing to her.

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[zagor]

And he better get DNA tests on the kids...

[TheUsername27]

If i found out a woman cheated on me lol... she better pray for her and her families lives. I'm not trying to come across as a tough alpha... i just wouldn't take that shit very well and would do something quite bad.

[UnknownXYZ]

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Someone swallowed the red pill...

[cth96190]

I have seen security video of a bride fucking the best man immediately after the wedding.
She was still in her wedding dress and appeared to be the one who initiated sex, although it was obvious that the bride and best man had been fucking each other for a long time.
Through my work in private security, I have seen things that people on the street would not believe.
The human is the most interesting animal in the zoo, especially its mating behaviour.
Women are way sneakier and more inclined to adultery than most men would believe.

[redeyemindtricks]

The one I posted? 😂

[TheUsername27]

What else have you found? :O And where are these cameras? I'm guessing in a hall way where they made out or something then went to a room...

[cth96190]

@redeyemindtricks
No, not the one you posted. :-)
It was, however, similar to one that has been doing the rounds of the Internet. The bride fucking another (best) man immediately before, or after, the wedding seems to be an old story that is played out often.

[cth96190]

@TheUsername27
What I saw was similar to a video that @redeyemindtricks posted further down this thread.
The bride fucking another (best) man immediately after, or before, her wedding seems to be an old and common story.
I have seen plenty of other things that people get up to in public areas.
I do not disturb them. I am not there as the morality police.

[cth96190]

@redeyemindtricks
@redeyemindtricks
No, not the one you posted. :-)
It was, however, similar to one that has been doing the rounds of the Internet. The bride fucking another (best) man immediately before, or after, the wedding seems to be an old story that is played out often.

[BeeNee]

I'm going to go with, someone who never wanted to get married in the first place, but couldn't figure out how to say no after everything had spiraled into a big giant wedding with all the expectations from family and friends, so rather than tell the other person, they reverted back to their pre-wedding self and slept with someone with the hopes of getting found out even if that does make them the scum of the earth, but at least they would in their minds, be free to annul without there really being anyway for their former mate to say, "hmm, maybe we can work it out," because now you're dead to them.

[Anonymous]

Please don't call them losers, it's just wrong to call them so. I mean when you say loser it sound as if you're talking about a human being but they are just animals when not worse. They are the lowest kind of lifeform : sociopathic heartless driven by instinct animals.

It's sad that such a big part of human population are cheaters and also animals.
The world would be a better place if all cheater or who ever cheated just painfully died.

There is no excuse for cheating. If you can't control your animalistic desires then just leave society and go home to your kind in the nature.

[redeyemindtricks]

Well... ahah. If you think THAT's bad, then, well... let's recalibrate yr idea of bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNWi7K271U8

... yep

I mean, okay, maybe it's staged. But maybe it isn't.

[Paris13]

Nothing Surprises me Here, dear, for I Have even Seen where on One's Honeymoon... The Wife rolls down her Husband when he Steps Foot out of the Car.
Now, that's a Scar. xx

[Paris13]

Welcome to Gag Town. xx

[Justinaveragedude]

I don't know, ask my ex. She cheated on me, then we broke up. She married the guy she cheated on me with, and cheated on him on their honeymoon. He and had drinks after they divorced and talked about it. Remarkably awkward, but still an entertaining story.

[hellionthesagereborn]

Yeah people have done that, hell one woman cheated with the best man quite literally at the wedding. Shitty people do that.

[Hal2002]

Not everyone that gets married, married someone because they loved them.

I live on a resort island that a lot of couples honeymoon on, and over the years I have seen quite a few newlywed women have a little fling on their honeymoon.

[lord_chilled]

just the women, or do the guys do it as well.

[Hal2002]

@lord_chilled I am sure there are guys that do the same thing, but I have never seen a guy fooling around on his honeymoon.

Have seen guys meet at a golf course and than spend more time playing golf, than they do with the new wives during the day.

[MikeyTheRebel]

This makes me lose all hope.

[lord_chilled]

lol playing golf...
but i guess i understand, even douchebag guys probably just wanna bang the wife during the honeymoon days.
i mean, marriage just started.
women can be some strange creatures sometimes. you gotta be careful, whom you marry. a woman without morals will turn your life into a tv drama

[Hal2002]

@lord_chilled Have to make sure you are marring someone that is into you, and not marring you for the material things you can provide.

[lord_chilled]

right

[Barrabus_the_Free]

Sounds like typical female behavior. I've heard of women getting plowed by another guy just before putting on their dress and walking down the aisle.

Men, how many more reasons do you need to not get married?

[madhatters4]

a person who wasn't entirely on board with getting married in the first place

[KatrinaV88]

I'm pretty sure there would have been some signs the cheatee (the one who got cheated on) missed.

[madhatters4]

perhaps. or maybe not.

[PrincessPie]

A loser who shouldn't of got married in the first place :)

[HOAAH]

someone who really wasn't in love with you and just kind of settling... and haven't found the one.

[BoobMan]

Well, if she married Ben Stiller you can hardly blame her.

[lord_chilled]

lol, come on give the guy a break

[LolaB28]

I find him to be cute in a nerdy kind of way.

[lord_chilled]

@LolaB28 i think he is good looking as well, not sure why he is cast in more underdog kinda roles

[LolaB28]

I don't know if you've seen Dodgeball but his role in that is a bit different than this one. He's more of the alpha male... kind of 😂😂

[lord_chilled]

@LolaB28 i have seen dodgeball, lol, he is still a loser, tough more an "active", douchebag type, but yeah i get the point, different character type

[BoobMan]

@lord_chilled Dodgeball's a classic!

[lord_chilled]

Yeah, its dope. Saw it first when i was still a kid

[Bandit74]

I think the real loser is the guy who married her :D

[MikeyTheRebel]

Doesn't matter when she cheats. If she cheats on m,. She's nothing to me anymore. She doesn't even exist as a person.

[genericname85]

it´s just a movie... but i´m pretty sure it happened somewhere on the world already xD sucks for them i guess.

[imtheman0048]

Whores do. I know a girl who cheated on her husband while he was deployed overseas its sickening.

[JensonStatement]

Well, you got people and you got these people.
Hope they get convicted and punished by no partner for life.

[akadatank44]

People who settle and are not truly happy. Happens all the time.

[lord_chilled]

well, i dont like cheaters, but this particular kind, im sure will have vip tickets in hell.

[independentman]

Some people, gender isn't the thing to blame some guys do it too

[the_bright_one]

A close person to me was cheated right before his wedding.

So yeah, such whores do exist.

[Tdieseler]

Omg... that is fucking hilarious...

[BrandonToTheD]

a scumbag that needs to be dumped asap

[Unit1]

Hence one of the reasons why I do not marry.

[ShaeNielson]

What can of loser would cheat, ever?

[COCOCHANEL]

people who don't care

[ChocEyes1]

I like that movie and this is my favorite scene ;)

[sp33d]

Someone who doesn't care.

[LolaB28]

A jerk/whore.

[Tanairy328]

A braindead loser

[Marcoson]

Amine one that can't have kids

[BertMacklinFBI]

the one who settles

[Anonymous]

ohh i wouldn't stand that

[Listening5]

lol
only an idiot

[ZOOON]

immature children

[chrisbigman]

A special loser

[zagor]

I'm sure it happens.

[Benk111]

one in a movie