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Girls, what would you do if you were reading and Gaston from Beauty in the Beast grabbed it out of your hands and said this?
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So I thought about this question... more than I thought I would lol... and I have come to the conclusion that I can't be smug about my reading over Gaston's.
I read fiction, specifically fantasy. I will read sci-fi, spy thrillers, crime thrillers but my preference is fantasy. If in a pinch, I will even read romance but that is as low as I will go. lol!
But since I read fiction I believe that is the same level as to reading something with pictures instead of no pictures so I can't be upset about Gaston's exclamation or feel smug about it.
My boyfriend reads non-fiction and he even remembers the shit he reads. It is all math crap or financial crap but it is significant crap and crap he remembers so I can understand if he got upset about Gaston actions.
But me, I just read fiction. It is interesting to me but ultimately it is just crap without pictures so I can not feel superior to Gaston's reaction. lol!
well id say...
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Just laugh uncontrollably. I would just take the book off of him and give him a weird expression
Ignorant peasant, I only date monster princes in castles who are twice as hairy and with much bigger teeth than you.
No offense to any women here who like that kind of guy.
"That's because it isn't porn. It's a realistic book!" lol
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I'm not a person who can do snappy comebacks sooooo...:
Me: *elbows him hard in the side, snatches book*
"Most above age 6 don't need pictures. Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to find a real adult..."
grab it back and hit him over the head with it... knowledge is the best weapon, as they say!
I for one would hope that she'd correct his grammar and tell him "excuse me, but it's 'there ARE no pictures'."
I'd just say "None of your fucking business, give it back!" And snatch it back from him. Stupid bullies I'm immune to them. -.-
"Yes there are, they're all in my head". That's what I get from reading. It fuels and steers my imagination.
"It's not my fault that I read yaoi, but you should read porn magazines with big bang tits and LEAVE ME ALONE NO ONE LIKES YOU NOT EVEN THOSE SKANKY 3 WOMEN THEY ARE SLUTS AND THATS WHAT THEY DO"
No offense.
if gusrav from beauty and the beast grabbed it out of my hands and said that i would stop doing drugs for awhile.
"Haha did you ever learn how to read Gaston? Let alone that fact shows you have no imagination"
I would slap his crusty ass. ain't nobody bout to snatch my books!
I've never seen beauty and the beast ssooo I don't know hahah
I read it line by line. It's not hard, just a little work and imagination.
I would probably say " fuck off" and beat him with the book
Not every book is a Hustler, Gaston.
Probably take my book back and hit him with it
"Sorry I forgot to draw them for you"
"Don't you have some antler decorating to do?"
"then draw some pictures so you can read it"
Cut off his Gastesticles
"Either I'm asleep, or at comicon"
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