If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

[Band_freak]

Will you change the world? Annoy a lot of people? Inspire them? Or just use it as a platform to further your own diabolical plans?

[D4NTH3M4N217]

I would talk about the safety of children on the internet, to not be exposed or violated by anyone, there are a lot of sick people out there in forums and on the dark side of the internet. Some children go down the road of doing violating things for the amusement and pleasure of others which is horrible. That's something that I'd like to adress

[Decentguy]

i would fill it with this :
Feeling depressed? feeling like you dont have any hope in your life? feeling like life is cruel? feeling lonely? well then dont worry, and just transfer your money into my bank account and every one of your problems will go away. Dont be late, do it right now.

[Amanduh24]

It would say something like
We all want to love and be loved for who we are,
Why make it difficult?

[PrincessBunBuns]

I'd put commercials about dog shelters. Adopt one!! They need a home just as much as you need yours.

[LeeKenz]

I'd choose a message that hit home with a lot of people out there

[Band_freak]

But what would that message be?

[LeeKenz]

It would be about how shitty this world has become and mainly rape

[LeeKenz]

Thanks for MHO

[gobsmacked3]

Teach Americans about the joy of Rumballs;
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[genericname85]

i´d spend the time shitting all over the super bowl and tell people to do something beneficial with their time instead of completely wasting it.

[ASEXY]

I'd fill it with promoting awareness about asexuality and aromanticism.

[SarahsSummer]

Further my own (non-diabolical) endeavors.

[Band_freak]

But how exactly would you do it? What are your endeavours?

[SarahsSummer]

My business. To bring me more clients to help.

[Kuraj]

I'd sit in a chair and silently eyefuck everyone for a minute.

[Simplify]

I would have the word happiness on the screen for 55 seconds and the last 5 seconds the screen would say it's all you need.

[Anonymus2017]

I'd fill it with porn.

[MiamiMadness]

I'd play my favorite scene from Scarface

[tartaarsaus]

I'd rickroll everyone

[Dude_1820]

Take over the world! Muaahahahaba

[Band_freak]

But how would you accomplish that?

[Dude_1820]

Hmmm some sort of psychological selling of a product that I own

[2coldscorpio]

I would tell everyone to smoke more weed

[FakeName123]

Dank Memes

[DennisTheMenace96]

Donald Trump 2020

[jersos1]

Try to inspire

[Abraham_ééé]

My Fucking shit

[Lauleneke]

Free porn sights lol

[Tohru]

Don't really know

[priyanka2411]

True

[Band_freak]

What? 0_o