Can food poisoning clear a blocked bowel/intestine?

[Questionevrythinn]

Wrong website to ask this but I don't give a shitI had food poisoning before and it sucked... But it did completely clear my insides of every ounce of water and food in me... I was throwing up and had tap ass for hours... Now I have some kind of blockage in my intestines cos I been bloated for weeks and can't poop... Thinking of eating spoiled meat so that I get explosive diarrhea again and it unblocks whatever is blocked in me

Sounds risky but a good idea, try it

No don't be stupid

Yes it's a great idea

Other

[jshm2]

Stop eating processed crap and sugary foods and you won't "block up" as much.

As for what you have now. Eat some laxatives and prunes, spoiled meat can poison you badly. Don't take the risk.

[Questionevrythinn]

Ok good idea, I have laxitives but they don't seem to help. I will try to find some prunes tho... Let's see if they work...

[Questionevrythinn]

Whoa. I jus had a jog to the store and eat a handful of prunes n feel 10x better already, thanks!

[Questionevrythinn]

They're actually a lot tastey than I thought. I might continue to eat these even when I'm not tryna clear up

[ChrisMaster69]

There is this thing called a Doctors or Accident and Emergency.

I would try that.

by the way, if you have a complete blockage of both stools and urine, you die if you don’t get to hospital and it happens very quickly.

[Questionevrythinn]

I don't think it's a complete blockage cos was having small amounts of liquid stool every week or 2... I think it was almost a complete block but not quite

But anyway I feel a lot better now after trying some prunes like some lovely young fellow here suggested... I feel the bloat almost fully go down already 🙂

[Hangry06]

You don't treat a disorder with another disorder. We are not in ancient times. Constipation has other remedies

[Gwenhwyfar]

I don’t know but that sounds like a bad idea you can die from spoiled meat

[Questionevrythinn]

Lucky I didn't last time then lol, it was left out the fridge for like 3 or 4 days and I still ate it ha

[Gwenhwyfar]

Gross. Just go see a doctor.

[Questionevrythinn]

Fuck that. I'd rather die than experience the awkwardness of meeting another human face to face lol

[Questionevrythinn]

Especially the embarrassment of the situation. Not worth it to see doctor lol

[Gwenhwyfar]

Okay

[TurningGraves]

I would try a suppository or other laxative before resorting to such stupidly drastic measures…