I got a joke for everyone?

[sw1916]

There is a rich man and a poor man both having their wedding anniversary on the same day. Both go and buy gifts for their wives.

Poor man asked the rich man “hey what did you get your wife?” Rich man says “I got her diamond earrings and a Mercedes”. Poor man says “why both?” Rich man says “so if she doesn’t like the earrings she can keep the Mercedes’ and still be happy”.

Rich man asks poor man, what did you get your wife? Poor man says “I got her a pair of flip flops and a dildo”. Rich man says “why flip flops and a dildo”. Poor man says “so if she doesn’t like the flip flops she can go fuck her self”

lmao

[FunkyMonkee]

An Asian guy walks into an exchange bank and asks to have 10,000 yen changed into American dollars. The teller takes his money and gives him back $73.02. The Asian counts the money, pockets it and leaves.

About a month later, the Asian comes back and wants to change another 10,000 yen so, he gives the money to the teller who, this time, only gives him back $67.38! After counting the money, the Asian says in his strong Asian accent, "Rast time I come in here you give me $73.02 for 10,000 yen. Why this time you onry give me $87.38?". The teller simply replied, "Fluctuations." With this, the Asian guy got REALLY pissed, turned and stomped towards the front door and, JUST before going out the door, he turned around again and yelled back, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!!"

[Rockstarrrrr]

Nice one grandpa lol