Guys, I was having a funny conversation with a Gagger dude. How would you vote on this?

[OatmealMuffin]

It's a lazy-ass Sunday, and life is good. You finally got a chance to fire up your new Traeger, and you're as happy as a pig in the mud.

The love of your life is inside watching a Lifetime movie, she hasn't showered, her hair is a mess, and she's wearing your old sweats...

Holy crap! You're out of mustard! WTF?

You ask your love bunny if she'll run down to the corner store and get some mustard, and she happily agrees. (she has a DVR)

Which of these options do you think would be more likely?

(Don't take this question seriously, because it's meant for intelligent guys who've walked the walk, and talked the talk.)

She goes to the store looking like death warmed over.

She spends two hours preening so she can look hot for the guy at the store that didn't walk down the aisle with her.

[MrOracle]

My girl would spend 5 minutes brushing her hair and changing her clothes, and be on the way to the store. I can't see her leaving with tangled hair or dirty clothes, but short of special events, she doesn't wear much makeup or do fancy things with her hair. She might braid it quickly before running to the store in such a situation.

[MrOracle]

Also, as it turns out, today was pork ribs rather than hot dogs:


And you KNOW I was using that King's Hawaiian pineapple-based sauce!

[Lliam]

She would likely do something with her hair and maybe put on some lip gloss so that she didn't look like death warmed over if she ran into anyone she knew. But she wouldn't spend an hour getting ready just to go the the corner store for mustard.
The hot dogs can't wait. 😂

[exitseven]

my wife would just go as she was. She does not need to impress the woman at the supermarket.

[OatmealMuffin]

You cleverly changed man to woman. lol

[NostalgiaSenpi]

If she's the love of my life, she's going down there like Power from Chainsawman, stanky as fuck.

[BarryLiverstone]

Likely she would get a shower and go get the mustard

[Jerre]

I think she gets all cleaned up, hoping for a fuck from the guy at the store.

[Freyke]

She a preen bunny alright.