What if you went to another universe and meet your opposite-gender counterpart? What would you do?

[Anonymous]

[BungusHighFivePizza]

Probably murder her. There is no reason for that more than one of us to exist in this universe and I really think this personality is better suited to have a penis accompanying it. It sounds even worse with a vagina.

But I don't murder her like an idiot. I find who doesn't like her: motive. I see her daily lifestyle. I collect a lot of false evidence, collecting hairs of people, saliva from used cans discarded on the street.

I wait patiently for her to go in the woods and kill her and then I put her through a woodchipper. Then over the little bits and pieces of her body and all over the cabin and the woodchipper I put all this false DNA I collect all over the place: hairs, saliva, semen.

[BungusHighFivePizza]

Actually every personality sounds worse with a vagina. Imagine the most obnoxious guy you ever met and imagine him with a vagina. Wouldn't that be worse?

[AdithyaR]

We'd try to console each other's insecurities while ridiculing our own insecurities which would be hypocritical since we're the same so by ridiculing our own we're ridiculing each other's insecurities and this cycle would keep going on until the paradox we create tears apart the very fabric of reality.

[Capricornunicorn92]

Ask them questions like what is it like being a guy? How does that thing work down there? Is it easy for it to become hard? How do you get it to not be hard in inappropriate places but you might be turned on by something or someone at said place? Etc etc.

[Blurr090]

It has a mind of it's own. lol

[Capricornunicorn92]

Lol damn well that sucks.

[Blurr090]

It does. One time I started getting hard when a female doctor was checking my testicles. It was so embarrassing I wanted to just disappear.

[Capricornunicorn92]

Oh wow... I'm sorry that happened to you.

[Blurr090]

Yeah lol. It was the only time I ever had them examined in an ER (I was there because I got hit in the balls.)

[Capricornunicorn92]

Damn that's brutal.

[brandon1122]

@Capricornunicorn92 I would ask similar questions too

[Sour-rose]

"So if you're me... that means you're also asexual right? You know what that means right? We should go get some coffee then go back to my place and cuddle." ;D

[DizzyDesii]

Omg i thought you were happy to have a twin bro but u tryna bang 🤣

[Sour-rose]

welll shi, now that you put it that way... yeah, I want my cuddles xD

[Quackthulu2]

this

[DizzyDesii]

We bout to be the Wonder Twins or some shit cause im bringing em back with me. There should be more of me in this world 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

A lot of the answers below are weird 😂

[brandon1122]

People here are literally talking about how they would have sex 🤣. Are you talking about the same thing?

[DizzyDesii]

@brandon1122 not at all. My twin would be like a brother

[brandon1122]

Okay haha. Can you dm me? I wanna talk

[DizzyDesii]

@brandon1122 about what

[brandon1122]

Yk what

[DizzyDesii]

@brandon1122 if i knew what i wouldn't ask. So what?

[brandon1122]

Dm I don't wanna say here lol

[DizzyDesii]

@brandon1122 if you can't say it here then it must not be meant for me to know 🤷‍♀️

[brandon1122]

Nvm.

[Gent207-2]

Kill her

There can only be one psychopath destined to protect or destroy this world lol

[andreasderjuengere]

I'll just say ''hello, have a nice day''

I rest in myself.

[RationalMale]

If opposite me is anything like me we'd absolutely bang. The real question is, would that be incest or masturbation?

[Likes2drive]

There was a “Sliders” episode of exactly that happening and she was actually his evil twin as a woman so it didn’t turn out well

[OfDeath]

I don't know. That would be really awkward. I think if we're the same, we would probably agree to mutually ignore each other.

[art84]

I would want to know what her life is like compared to mine. Where she works, lives, friends, family, etc.

[ColHathi]

Finally play all the video games I've been wanting to try in co-op.

[Blurr090]

I would be super interested in getting to know this opposite me.

[gag37627]

Perfect match. I would marry her and I'm sure she would like me too

[AviatorTom]

I'd probably have a hookup.

[villainfantasy]

I can trust her with my life

[Pete671]

have sex with them,

[Fuentes]

It would be strange

[straightmax12]

I would leave that universe.

[Asker]

why?

[call_me_scar]

See how alike we are

[mb120101]

Make Out

[Asker]

Would that be like making out with your sister?

[FunkyMonkee]

Fuck her.

[Asker]

She technically be your sister

[FunkyMonkee]

Only MUCH better! And, at least she'd like me! W'd have EVERYTHING in common.
She'd be my twin sister!

[Ashley_white]

Have conversations.

[Charliefretz329]

Fuck her

[In_Trance]

Have a beer