
Tell me what you do for a living, without telling me what you do for a living?

I help upper middle class and beyond realize their potential of pretending to be Captains and Commanders of aquatic life and Dictators of international grey zones.
I help build and ship high priced Fishing Boats and "Rum Runners"
yes, and business owner, lol
the clients that want everything by yesterday...
I was going to guess "professional Karen" 😜
@PrettyCrumblBb a veces me pongo pendejo... pero no es para tanto, haha
Ay te recordaste que hablo español 🙈
@PrettyCrumblBb one might have to be a bit of a Karen to know how to defeat a Karen...
@NathanDavis you're the CEO of Karens
A slave to short people with short attention spans who take frequent naps throughout the day. Also unpaid.
@wolfcat87 bingo! XD
I babysit people that normally wouldn’t need it, wipe butts and get up close and personal with genitals
Opinion
8Opinion
People listen to me and do what I do but only when music is playing.
Dance instructor
People borrow my box of sticks. Millions of people hate me because they ain't me.
I was going to guess "DMV lady"
I evaluate businesses and if determined undervalued buy virtual units of them, selling them when thier value matches or exceeds thier full intrinsic value.
Accounting Consultant?
Stock analyst/trader
I drive around and look at wrecked cars.
/* me staring */
look at @NathanDavis meme :D
Technical manager, I won't give up programming :D
Not every company needs an architect. Go to Principal/Staff, learn skills but don't expect too much.
Managering sucks but at least every company hires a few managers :D
I peel off the layers of your souls.
@wolfcat87 ah... that makes sense
Have you ever ridden a subway train?
I make the world safe for technology.
I talk to people on the phone and use a computer.
You got it. 😊
LTL transport engineer
Less Than a truck Load
lawyers gofur... lawyers lackie
Paralegal
I have sore hands after work
Haha nice guesses but nope
Let's say fists instead of hands 👊
Yes, but AMatuer not Pro..
Thanks 🫂🫂
I'm confused.
@AlexEfron after reading the question and your screen shot, it completely confuses me.