Tell me what you do for a living, without telling me what you do for a living?

[AlexEfron]

This basically sums it up for me (scratch out the last message)

[pervertedjester]

I help upper middle class and beyond realize their potential of pretending to be Captains and Commanders of aquatic life and Dictators of international grey zones.

[AlexEfron]

This is hard 😅

[pervertedjester]

I help build and ship high priced Fishing Boats and "Rum Runners"

[NathanDavis]

passive-aggressiveness as breakfast...

[AlexEfron]

So manager or some administrative position

[NathanDavis]

yes, and business owner, lol

[AlexEfron]

🤑 the rich entrepreneur

[NathanDavis]

the clients that want everything by yesterday...

[AlexEfron]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I was going to guess "professional Karen" 😜

[NathanDavis]

@PrettyCrumblBb a veces me pongo pendejo... pero no es para tanto, haha

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Ay te recordaste que hablo español 🙈

[NathanDavis]

@PrettyCrumblBb one might have to be a bit of a Karen to know how to defeat a Karen...

[PrettyCrumblBb]

@NathanDavis you're the CEO of Karens

[NathanDavis]

[HelpfulWoman]

A slave to short people with short attention spans who take frequent naps throughout the day. Also unpaid.

[AlexEfron]

So... some employee where the owner is Asian?

[wolfcat87]

Stay at home mom

[HelpfulWoman]

@wolfcat87 bingo! XD

[Kori1236]

I babysit people that normally wouldn’t need it, wipe butts and get up close and personal with genitals

[AlexEfron]

Nursing the elderly?

[mandyfire98]

People listen to me and do what I do but only when music is playing.

[AlexEfron]

Music/Dance teacher?

[AlexEfron]

Or Yoga trainer

[mandyfire98]

Dance instructor

[wolfcat87]

People borrow my box of sticks. Millions of people hate me because they ain't me.

[AlexEfron]

🤔.."borrow"..."your box of sticks"... and millions hate you... so you're famous and rich maybe...
This is hard 😅

[wolfcat87]

Ha ha ha, not famous

[AlexEfron]

At least you're rich then 🤣 that's the important part. But what do you do? Sticks? Borrowing? I'm clueless

[wolfcat87]

Rent houses to people

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I was going to guess "DMV lady"

[Anonymous]

I evaluate businesses and if determined undervalued buy virtual units of them, selling them when thier value matches or exceeds thier full intrinsic value.

[AlexEfron]

Accounting Consultant?

[Opinion Owner]

Stock analyst/trader

[Lliam]

I drive around and look at wrecked cars.

[AlexEfron]

And refurbish?

[Lliam]

Motor vehicle damage field appraiser/adjuster for an insurance company.

[AlexEfron]

Ohhh

[IslaTheWitch]

/* me staring */

[AlexEfron]

Yes 🤣 you and I are in the same field. What's your designation though?

[IslaTheWitch]

look at @NathanDavis meme :D

[AlexEfron]

😂 a manager

[IslaTheWitch]

Technical manager, I won't give up programming :D

[AlexEfron]

❤️ that's what I want. I hope to rise up the ranks and be an architect someday

[IslaTheWitch]

Not every company needs an architect. Go to Principal/Staff, learn skills but don't expect too much.

Managering sucks but at least every company hires a few managers :D

[AviatorTom]

Have you ever ridden a subway train?

[AlexEfron]

Yes.

[exitseven]

I make the world safe for technology.

[AlexEfron]

Working in Cyber Security

[exitseven]

I work in IT but deal with security a lot.

[RageBabe]

I peel off the layers of your souls.

[AlexEfron]

Wtf 🤣. What do you do?

[wolfcat87]

Therapist

[AlexEfron]

@wolfcat87 ah... that makes sense

[Booklover_90]

I talk to people on the phone and use a computer.

[AlexEfron]

Customer service?

[Booklover_90]

You got it. 😊

[AlexEfron]

Finally 😊 one correct guess

[Likes2drive]

LTL transport engineer

[AlexEfron]

What's LTL?

[Likes2drive]

Less Than a truck Load

[legalboxers]

lawyers gofur... lawyers lackie

[AlexEfron]

So just lawyer?

[legalboxers]

Paralegal

[Anonymous]

I have sore hands after work

[AlexEfron]

Well... carpenter/mechanic/construction worker?

[Opinion Owner]

Haha nice guesses but nope
Let's say fists instead of hands 👊

[AlexEfron]

Boxerrrr! Or some MMA fighter

[Opinion Owner]

Yes, but AMatuer not Pro..

[AlexEfron]

Someday you will be. Goodluck 😊

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks 🫂🫂

[syncheart]

I'm confused.

[AlexEfron]

😂 with the question? Or that's your answer to the question?

[syncheart]

@AlexEfron after reading the question and your screen shot, it completely confuses me.

[AlexEfron]

Oh 😅 there's no relation between the two. I just wanted people to describe their occupation enigmatically. Then I'll try and guess what you do