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The Song of the People's Champion An Ode to the Hero of Patriots Worldwide Decades from now, our young progeny brave Born to do right, to protect and to save Will sing of a Defender, noble and true A Hero named Trump, who...

YouTuber Anna Akana is one example of this stupidity. I'm not a Trump voter or anything; I personally wanted Bernie Sanders to win, but I seriously get sick and tired of people comparing Trump and Hitler. Until Trump...

All of this info is from documentaries, books and websites. 
 1.) Temujin/Genghis Khan A Mongolian conqueror that conquered various nations. He was born in Mongolia in 1162, nobody knows how he looked but he was born...

Here I will rid you peeps of your worries about the presidency of Donald Trump. 1. He's building a wall America will have it's own Great Wall of China except it's gonna be more awesome and better. And the US won't have...

1. Animaniacs (1993-1998) This show made kids learn a little about love, and there are a few sex innuendos for the adults, so even when you're an adult you get more of the humor they were trying to convey. 2. Tiny Toons...

"How do I look?" Tell me that I look beautiful. "I'm fine." - After break up I'm not fine. "I'm on a diet" I didn't go off the diet yet. "I hate all men" I had a bad experience before. "I have nothing to wear" I have...

I wrote a myTake about five things people shouldn't say to men who give up on women but instead it backfired with more things people say about men who give up, so this myTake consists of more stupid things people say....

I figure there will be a lot of Takes written about the impending outcome of the Election. I've decided to skip all that and just share some laughs from Favorite Comics . Plus I saw @LittleSally post her Top 5 and...

The day is finally here! Whether it be Hillary Rodham Clinton, or Donald J. Trump, today is the day YOU the voter choose who you want to win. It can go either way, what it boils down to is the ELECTORAL not POPULAR ....

I wouldn't presume to preach this as absolute truth and/or the surefire way to achieve success. These are just some things that I've found helpful along the way, be it in the office, in circle of friends or just life in...

Dating should be fun and exciting for the most part, but when someone acts hot and cold CONSISTENTLY, it seems like you're better off without them to avoid the headache and anxiety. It can also mess you up mentally,...

Here I've got some hilarious facts about Norway and Norwegian. Many of the facts are a bit stereotypical, but that's a part of my sense of humor. I'm Norwegian myself. 1. Odd names How good you are in speaking a language...

https://www.nintendo.com/nes-classic The Nintendo is back. And for less of the price from back in the day. And a huge game changer...Nintendo Switch: So far Nintendo 2 - everyone else... Now you got the Sega" Now the...

Scandinavians are considered to be the Whitest people on Earth and the epitome of the White race. But the Whitest people whom Hitler and most modern Neo-Nazi worshiped and worship even now are in fact part-Mongoloid! Look...

Do you want to be good at GaG? Do you want to get many GaG women/men? Do you want to be spammed with nudes? Do you want to be popular on the internet? Well behold this very cool and totally legit guide on how to do so. 1....

Let's take a second and forget about every other possible problem that will impact us in the future, like climate change, and instead just focus on the human side of things. These are some of the weird problems that...

My first Take details some of my dating standards. There were some things I didn't mention because I was typing about things that required multiple paragraphs and forgot about things that I could explain briefly, and...

1. It's not difficult to wake up in the mornings Because you want to go to school as soon as possible to see him/her. 2. You spend a lot of time on your appearance Just to look good for him/her. 3. You can't focus on...

I know we have sports like football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer, college sports, golf, tennis, and NASCAR, but since there are other big sports around the world, I'd figure I'd list some sports that could be...

I love dogs. Dogs are good. Here are my fifteen favorite funny dog memes because I've had a REALLY ROUGH couple of days. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN