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Why I, And a Lot of Men, Will Probably Never Get a Girlfriend
Women are a very important aspect of making this world go round. They give birth to our children and they keep us men happy, but a lot of women are hard to get. It's like a game. Whoever gets the girl wins and some men...
New Years Eve : A short Story
My name is Brian, I'm just your average guy working 9-5, living alone in an apartment overlooking Time Square. It's New Year's eve and I've been talking to Emily, a sweet girl I went to high school with whom I reconnected...
Willow from Buffy was an early hipster?
I started watching Buffy again around Christmas, its been around 15 years since i last watched it through. One of the things that has caught my eye is how much Willow stands out (and not just because i had a big crush on...
An Animal Describes My Personality
Well,hello everyone. it’s me again. Yeah I'm back for some reason, don't comment on it, thanks. I saw this Take by @sketchfodger or smth quite a while ago and I liked the idea and kinda got inspired. And since I haven't...
Growing up with a narcissistic mother & subsequent abuse
Hi. I haven't really posted in forever because I have a real life and deal with real life things. However, seeing as the holiday season has just passed, I was once again reminded I do not have a normal family. I didn't...
GAG Symposium Update!
Thank you to those of you who have entered so far! We have several great entries from awesome GAGers! I am keeping the contest open till Friday. On Friday morning the stories and poems will go up for a vote on GAG where...
How to make WWE great again
WWE is the most popular professional wrestling promotion in the world, it reaches audiences all over the globe, the professional wrestlers in the company come from all over the world and it even has it’s own movie...
The Most Bizarre New Year's Resolutions I've Came Across in my Life
According to polls taken here in the United States of America, the most common New Year's Resolutions for people going into the year of 2019 are to exercise more, to lose weight, to start dieting, and to become more...
Tom Brady Had a Good Season, He Just Didn't Have a Tom Brady Season
Note: I'm not going to beat the dead horse anymore. Spygate, and Deflategate were scandals, and whether they were legitimate, or not, they are enough to ruin a player, and coach's legacy. For all intents, and purposes,...
A Dizzy Desi Was Born
#GAGSymposium Shoutout to @smahala1991 for this creative idea A Dizzy Desi was born in February My mom said the birth was painfully scary She choked my dads hand At least back then he took it like a real man A...
Cat Stuck In A Tree/Christmas Miracle!
Ever had your cat get stuck in a tree? Mine did! So, I have a cat. Well, a stray cat that lives outside, my family feeds it, and we took it to the vet for shots. It doesn't know how to use the litterbox, isn't good...
Racism towards white people is not wrong?
I'm 17 years old white girl and i feel hurt by all the racism towards white people. Tell me why when black person gets racist jokes it's bad but when white person gets racist jokes its absolutely fine? Yes, white people...
Why do I have bad taste in guys?
Okay, I am not sure my taste in guys is good at all, I have a type I like and yet each time it ends badly. The first guy I was with, I really hate to talk about yet I am asking for advice so I have to be honest. I was...
Why I am Disillusioned with Dating & Marriage
Although I haven't dated yet, I will talk about what led me to feel disillusioned about dating & marriage. 1. The Odds of Dating Ends up In Heartache Is At Least 50% Hellen Chen, the author of "Hellen Chen 's Love...
Six Things You Didn't Know About Stalin
Iosif Vissarionovič Džugašvili, also known as Stalin, has been the leader and dictator of the Soviet Union from 1924 to his death in 1953. He is one of the most pivotal figures in the panoramic of the XX century, and one...
Double Standards in Feminism
First of all I'd like to say I'm not a feminist (it has mostly to do with my belief that women aren't equal to men in all regards, that there are certain things only men can do.) My beliefs are however not relevant to...
A Q and A with some random New Years Eve Party attendees
I decided to go into a new years eve party (not really) and ask some people there questions I talked to this girl first. So tell me, what are your goals for tonight? Men! Can you be more specific? Sexy men! what do you...
6 Reasons Why Keeping a Diary/Journal Is a Good Thing
So, this MyTake was inspired by the question: I can't add a link yet but the question was: 'What to put in my journal?' By a female anonymous user under 18 and had the description: 'Comment ANYTHING and I’ll write it in...
Gag story and poem challenge: Childhood
Introducing the GAG Story and Poetry Symposium!! “What does This mean? This means the stories and poems will be of a topic I choose. You write a story or poem as a my take. You submit them for GAGers to read and enjoy."...
A fresh prospective for a new year
A girl on the bus “Could you make another one of these.” I had not been invited to any parties this year. I had friends but they were all doing lame things like playing video games or playing board games without even a...
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