Girlfriends And Their Gas

[Anonymous]

There comes that time in the relationship; you've been together a while, you're comfortable enough around each other and there is nothing on this earth that could possibly put you off one another now. It's time to break that barrier and let one go.

But for the female gender; getting to this stage seems to be a lot harder, mainly due to the social pressure to be "ladylike" and the myth undertaken by some men that "women don't fart". But I say enough with this, it's time for ladies to become more confident with their flatulence.

With my girlfriend, it took her until six months into the relationship until she finally weighed in on the gas department (and she even had the decency to do it whilst sitting on my lap!). She was absolutely mortified but in a way, I was relieved. Although her fart slipping out was an accident, it meant that she had achieved some comfort and in a relationship, that's one of the most vital attributes. Even now she tries not to fart around me but if she has to, she knows she can.

From what I see from my friends and from stories I hear is that men do tend to be quite accepting if a woman happens to toot. And whilst they joke about dumping their lady on the spot if she ever did have an attack of nature, it makes me think that men's perception of female gas isn't the issue. It's the women themselves not having the confidence to fart and then holding themselves back from attaining a higher comfort zone in a relationship. So ladies, I say this: be confident in yourself and in your farting, if you need to let one out, let them go. Obviously refrain in public places and maintain the social etiquette but if you're ever in a situation where you are locked in a love nest with your man and you get a windy surge incoming from your backside, just do it. Don't hold back; screw perception, screw being ladylike, if he loves you enough he won't care in the slightest. Plus you might also save yourself future trips to the hospital!

[Applefan1]

Your take describes exactly how I feel about girls farting around me. Any lady that gets gas around me is more than welcome to do exactly what the lady in that cartoon is doing. I don't care how much a girl farts around me or how badly it reeks, what is important to me is the girls comfort. I don't want a girl that is with me getting a sore, bloated and sick tummy or risking her health. So I say let it rip ladies as often as you need to and the moment you feel the urge. I will just use it as a chance to have fun with you. Who says a girls ass is not aloud to speak!! :)

[sjoes006]

Thanks for the take. I called this 'The Fart Barrier' in a post getting to the stage where you've both passed gas. It actually does great things to build comfort with each other.

But yes of course not in public or on purpose but no need to lose sleep trying to hold on in.

[ccp16]

My girlfriend only recently started pooing at mine- after 6 months! She has spent loads of nights, entire weekends here! It really is crazy that girls act that way... be a human being!

PS I know this because she told me, I just assumed she had been

[Applefan1]

She told you? Did she just like randomly tell you she had been?

[ccp16]

Well my bathroom is connected to my room, so you can kind of hear everything in there... But we were talking about using other people toilets i think, and she mentioned about using it for the first time just the other week! which is crazy! I feel bad, but when I have to go I have to go, I just turn on some music so she can't hear all the plunks.

[Anonymous]

This is the natural state of the female body, a lot of people forget that. Just like how men are made to lift heavy and run fast, women are made to fart because of how our digestive systems work, it’s how we release pheromones In theory, a farting competition between women is the equivalent of a fight between men. My friends and I (all female) have a language of carefully pitched burps and farts. No man has ever done that. No man COULD ever do that. Men simply lack the raw gas producing capacity that women have. Farting is a common bonding ritual among women, but an uncommon joke among men. That’s how you know that women are farters by nature and men are not.

[BaileyisDarcy]

My Mum used to fart then ask everyone for a hug.

She had a lot of silent ones to, so it wasn't until you fell into her trap that you couldn't get away from the stench X-X

[Anonymous]

YES FINALLY!! I really want to have the confidence to fart but i just can't bring myself to in front of my boyfriend. This is a really good take though, hopefully one day i'll bring myself to let one go.

[Octavius]

Nope I'm a monster. If I can hold it in and let it out somewhere else then so can they.

[Ozanne]

The last sentence pretty much says it all. Good myTake :) Cute cartoon.

[Nuqood]

I don't fart in front of chicks, so I expect the same.

[Anonymous]

Great take! I agree with you on the perception of farting; the vast majority of men will not have a problem with their girlfriend/wife letting one go. Women should be free to fart.

[Eternallylucky]

I don't like farting infront of everybody.

[abundantlyrich]

I don't fart. :P

[mithramitzmittu]

Yeah... he was talking about women who wanna fart!

[YourFutureEx]

For the liberty!!!