Stuff That I Don't Understand

Anonymous

There's a lot of stuff about guy, girls, and relationships that I don't understand. Here are some things.

Why the hell do girls reject guys by saying that they have a boyfriend? If a girl has a boyfriend and I fuck her, I know 100% sure she isn't sticking around. She's gotta go back to her boyfriend. This is double reason to fuck her.

Why the hell do girls like groups of clean shaven men standing really close to one another? Think of like girls anime

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What is with groups of 5 dudes with little to no facial hair really close to each other that gets girls attention?

Speaking of confusing shit, what the hell turns women on? I know what turns guys on. It's not complicated. It involves ass and tities. Big ass and big titties. What turns women on? Oh god. Five clean shaven dudes standing really close to one another? Compliments about her body? Male attention? Intimacy? Women in the raptures of pleasure? Women recieving oral sex from other women? Gay sex? I give up.

I think an easier question question would be "What doesn't turn women on?" Apparently the straight porn that guys like doesn't.

p.s. What is it about guys who look pretty that makes women get their panties wet? You never hear women screaming when Santa Claus or Paul Bunyan walks by.

Speaking of shit that turns people one... what actually makes you straight? Like if I would fuck Justin Beiber, does that make me not straight? I mean he is so shiny, and shiny is one think that makes me want to fuck, so it just kind of makes sense. Like if being shiny increased the chance of me wanting to fuck somebody, does that make me shiny-sexual? I mean we have homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, bisexual, asexual, ... why not have a shiny-sexual? I guess that makes me am a boobs-and-ass-and-shiny-sexual.

To be more specific, what makes WOMEN straight. And I don't mean "being attracted to men", that's a load of bullshit. My dick gets hard when a shiny women with big butt walks by. The more shiny and curvy the better. Does pussy does not get soaking wet when Paul Bunyan and his ox walk by?

Okay, I'm done with the girls. Relationships. Ugh.

Why do women care if men cheat? Like seriously. If I liked a girl, I like her for her personality. She can be not that pretty, but I don't care. If I want to fuck a girl, her personality isn't the thing that I am most interested in. I don't know if I'm different than most guys in this regard, but usually, I'm not all that attracted to women like in the context of having a connection with them. Don't get me wrong, if a woman is super hot I can masturbate to her face, but like I don't have any feelings. And like as soon as I have feelings and see her as a friend, the whole "I want to use you for sex" stops. So yeah, in general, if I had a girlfriend and fucked another girl, it would mean literally nothing. And if I was good friends with another girl, I wouldn't be interested in fucking her because she is a friend and I don't want to fuck friends. I want to fuck random strangers in mini-skirts who bend over to tie their shoes on public sidewalks. I mean maybe I have a friend who I can masturbate to, but I would never be interested in a relationship with her, so like your jealousy is moot.

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