Is there a proper way to cheat?

[Anonymous]

here's how athletes and rockstars cheat.

1. Have a girlfriend

2. Act exclusive in public

3. Cheat behind the scenes

here's how i cheat

1. Have no official girlfriend

2. Dont promise anything to anyone (Matthew 5:33)

3. Have sex like I'd eat food when I'm hungry

Yeah

No idea

Updates

+1 y

Are you calling Jesus a failure when he said dont promise anyone anything? Yet you guys are still promising exclusivity and cheating. Whos the real failure.

[LazerBean]

1. Jesus is talking to his followers, so that doesn't apply to you anyway

2. Just a few verses before the one you quoted, Jesus condemns lust and adultery. So it's stupid of you to quote one verse when you ignore the other verses.

[LazerBean]

You are a shame and embarrassment to Jesus and Christianity.

[Asker]

Lust and adultery is impossible when you haven't declared yourself a nazarite

[LazerBean]

What verse in the Bible says that?

[Asker]

In the bible a nazarite is one who voluntarily takes vows. So if you aren't a nazarite, religious rules dont apply to you.

[LazerBean]

What verse in the Bible says that.

[Asker]

you think there isn't a verse but I already showed you one.

[LazerBean]

You have not shown me any verses related to Nazarites.

[ConspiracyTheorist]

Absolutely not or yes actually if you like someone other then who you are with you should just leave her and go for it but don't do it behind her back because that is wrong on so many levels and in my opinion would make you a piece of shit.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I guess telling my wife I'm fucking some chicks before I even do it isn't really cheating. No promises are broken unless I don't fuck some chicks.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, and here’s how to cheat properly:

1. Don’t cheat.

[Sargentcaptain]

Did you really just bring up the Bible as an argument for 'moral' cheating?

[LazerBean]

He's a heathen of the worst kind.

[Iron_Man]

Cheating is very bad it will get you nowhere but failure

[clampfan101]

There’s no proper way to do an improper action.