If ONE is the LONELIEST number, why do people ony want one wife?

[AviatorTom]

A recent GaG poll

Guys, how many wives do you want?

found that most people only want one wife.

Why is that? If one is the loneliest number, like the song says.

[FatNeville]

Obviously, it is because two divided by love can only be one, and one is a lonely number. Two divided by love can only be sad, can only hurt one another. But one wife is easy to keep track of. That way, every breath she takes, and every move she makes, every bond she breaks, every step she takes, you can be watching her. Because nothing says "love" like stalking someone.

But maybe it's true that I can't live without you. And maybe two is better than one.
But there's so much time to figure out the rest of my life, and you've already got me coming undone.

When one, two princes kneel before you (that's what I said now)—princes, princes who adore you (just go ahead now)—you have to make a decision. Marry him, or marry me. I'm the one that loves you, baby, can't you see? I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a prince and lover ought to be. I know what a prince and lover ought to be.

• Do you know what it is called when you have more than one wife simultaneously?
• Do you know what it is called when you marry a woman when you're still legally married to someone else?
• Do you know what it is called when you have just one wife?

• That's polygamy.

• That's bigamy.

• That's monotony.

[FatNeville]

The bulleting really doesn't work very good on here, does it?

[OlderAndWiser]

Q. Do you know what bigamy is?
A. It’s having one wife too many.
Q. Do you know what monogamy is?
A. It’s the same thing.


Says the guy who is getting married tomorrow!

[exitseven]

Congratulations. I will be thinking of you tomorrow. I hope it's a nice day

[AviatorTom]

@exitseven Congrats. Enjoy the wedding... snd after.

[Daniela1982]

Bigamy is making the same mistake twice.

[OlderAndWiser]

@Daniela2982.

Q. Do you know the penalty for bigamy?
A. It’s having two mothers-in-law!

[Daniela1982]

Ouch!
https://youtu.be/-z4A_WjVM5E?si=JyaZbO-eItaL8TQN

[DrPepper12]

Congratulations!

[OlderAndWiser]

@DrPepper12. Thank you!

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks for MHO from the guy who got married yesterday!

[StarWarGirl]

ONE could be considered as LONELY but still anything more than right amount or less than right amount always harms. The number of partners are same. Less than one is bad more than one is also bad and harmful. ONE is the right number for having a partner in someone's life. It's like Sword and Scabbard. There is space of only one there. The empty Scabbard is also useless and if we try to fit two swords in one scabbard it will tear it off. So there are sometimes ONE is the right number for something.

[Bethany22]

They only want one wife because one wife is cheaper and less dramatic than more wives. And I guess the guy assumes he will still be allowed to have a social life outside of the marriage.

[Chazmatazz269]

Well, i guess if you look at wives like some people do pets, and worry that one will get lonely when you’re at work. Then two wives will be better than one.
Personally, i want zero wives. I’m not tryna give away everything i own and work myself into the grave so that one or more women don’t have to adult for the rest of theirs. Ell oh ell!

[Bethany22]

Would these wives actually get along together?

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahaha! Good question! You gotta pick ones that were socialized well when they were young, i guess.

[Pudsmucker]

If you had more than one wife they they can both turn on you. Give all hell. But then you get pissed at you have another one to cuddle with.

[Pudsmucker]

@Bethany22 women have tendency to gang up on the guy. If both of them are pissed at him.

[Angelo75]

Cuz women are complicated fickle beings and if you truly love the wife you will invest to "know" her. But since they are such a difficult puzzle to figure out, you can barely keep up with just 1.

Yeah, you can dominate more than one. Yeah, you can have sex with multiple. Yeah, you can do all sorts of things with multiple women.
But to "truly know" a woman in order to treat her well, ONE will keep you busy for the rest of your life.

[purplepoppy]

Don't you mean one for the kitchen, one for the bedroom, and one to raise the kids.

[Daniela1982]

Cause it only takes two people, not more.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/0b6Or0JG0Eg

[Daniela1982]

Or this song.
https://youtu.be/OtePnVggEr0?si=XpHp28KBmuvVP0Ko

[Unit1]

Its one wife and one husband. Or just 2 wives in some cases and no husband 🙃

Hm. Don't ask me. I either didn't feel loved or i felt underloved. Therefore i think of getting as many wives as it takes to keep me felt loved constantly.

[Red_Arrow]

You are one when you have no one. And that can be very lonely. But when you have someone, then you are two together, and that is not lonely.

[Pillubi]

She is one and you are one, 1+1=2. So you are not longer lonely 🤷🏻

[NamerOfStars]

Because if you only have one, she'll be lonely, and want to stay with you.

[avery58]

Relationships can be hard enough as it is. Just like there's good times there's plenty of problems and rough times as well, why would someone want more of that?

[DrPepper12]

One crazy woman is enough. I'd rather have that plus an open marriage

[Anonymous]

Because one woman telling you everything you're doing wrong is enough.😆

[DJB72]

Because "Two can be as bad as one"...

[FatNeville]

Darn, someone beat me to it.

[andreasderjuengere]

Many wives don't make us less lonely.

It's just more stress :)

[msc545]

One or more defective wives are the worst numbers.

[exitseven]

1+1=2

[AviatorTom]

Brilliant! 😃

[NathanDavis]

+ k + k + k + k = MV

[jahaims]

1 1 = 2

[AviatorTom]

With my then-wife, 1+1=5 ... think about it 😉

[Charliefretz329]

Cause one wife is hard enough to handle

[wiltingrosepetal]

One is you, two is marriage

[itsclearlynicholas]

You deserve a trophy Tom 🏆 I salute you 🫡 ✈️🛫