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I was there a Rich man he was very rich and he have 3 girlfriend's. So He decided to married but he wants know whitch one is perfect for him.

So He decided to do a test to all his girlfriend's. And test was giving them 5 million dollar

#1 first one : after week she come back to him and tell him look baby. I buy Best products ( makeup Clothes and shoes freshener. jewelry. ) and she tell him i want to look beautiful for you. (She spend 80% of money on her self)

#2 second one: she did like first girl but. She spend only 50% of money. And she tell him look hunny i make myself beautiful. And the rest of money i will buy a house for as

#3 there'd one : she was the smart one
She tell him look my love you give me 5 million and i invest all the money now i have 15 million dollars take your 5 million and i will take 5 million for my self and the other 5 million we will start
Ower business. Together



The man was confused about who he would marry until he decided to get married
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The girl who have big boobs 😂🤣🤣🤣 lol 🤣 😆🤣.

( 16 y. o tell me this joke today)
And it's was the most best joke i hear all my life
So if you have better than this let me know

This cute girl started recently and she is quite nice. I didn’t think too much initially when she was presented (maybe that she is cute but that’s all). But the past couple of months I found that she has a really cool personality. Really nice, smart, sense of humour. She remembered some details for me even tho we are in different departments. We joke around. We had a very nice conversation about her hometown while travelling from work once and it seemed that she enjoyed our brief time then. However I never really though anything for my colleagues ever. For me they are just colleagues. I am kinda one of the cool colleagues with whom you can always talk to and get help and people usually expect me to do something in a convo. But here I am wondering after I kinda got nervous talking to her the other day.. heart pumping, weird. There is this one colleague who gives her a lot of attention and sits next to her. They joke around and stuff. Even gave her “jokingly” a “my-work-wife” bracelet. Yesterday I got a notification for her profile in Facebook. Was wondering if should just add her (I rarely add coworkers). I can talk shit in front of people for hours, but when it comes to the romantic side of things, I am kinda weak. So maybe just sit on my ass and pass? I have enough work and sh*t to ignore her but I find myself thinking…maybe she is just a good person and I shouldn’t mix things (today she even gave me free lasagna that she made for some cook-off they were doing at her department…talk about the way to a man’s hearth is his stomach.) So continue talking to her, add her on Fb and plan to ask her out?