'Tis the season to make merry, unless, that is, you're a smelly awkward middle aged basement dweller, who hasn't spoken to a woman outside his family on a social level since, well, since Methuselah were a lad...
Plus - shock, horror - Tumblr is finally making a futile attempt to clean up its act, leaving many of these degenerate social inadequates without an online home...
I think we better brace ourselves for yet another influx of the dreaded CATFISH...
"But," I hear you say, "What's that got to do with me? Why should I care?"
That is a good question...
Why Girls Should Care...
Ladies, do you like the incessant online attention from male pond life that won't leave you alone? Well, you can thank our friends the Catfish for that. That's right, they create an entirely fictitious, yet highly appealing to men who never speak to women, expectation of what real girls are like. Do you know anybody in real life who screws around with the gay abandon that some of our resident Fishies claim to? Chances are, that's a NO. Yet they are sending out a message to naive men that this is what girls do.
Why Guys Should Care...
Because, fellas, it's all bullshit. Why would you want to be getting your rocks off whilst Hamid, sitting in Peshawar, thinks how darned clever he is, at impersonating a western girl? Isn't the 'advice' that a character like that could give you utterly without value? I think so, and so does anybody else who stops and thinks about it for about twenty seconds.
Why ALL of Us Should Care...
Fundamentally, because they're mongers of unpleasant, fictitious bullshit. We've got a few on here, who claim they started having sex at 12, love all kinds of sick stuff, and by the age of 24 have had more partners than there are days in a year.
Do you like the thought of young people speaking to, and being groomed, by human garbage like that? Imagine it's your teen son, who is led to believe that if it doesn't hurt her, he's not doing it right, and all girls like pain. Or your teen daughter, being told that if she doesn't have anal sex with her boyfriend, even though she's not ready, he'll leave her, because "you have to give guys what they want".
What can we do?
We can deny them the oxygen of attention. Don't answer their questions, and don't let them answer yours.
Block a catfish today. It's one of the most sensible G@G moves you'll ever make.
Feel free to contact me for your No Obligation Block List.
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