May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

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May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

A Coffee Cup. Not just any coffee cup, The world's most popular coffee cup. A Starbucks Coffee Cup. And this isn't just any ordinary Starbucks cup. It's a HOLIDAY STARBUCKS CUP.

https://news.starbucks.com/news/starbucks-green-cup

A single line connects the figures. A coffee farmer, a family, a barista, friends embracing. A mosaic of more than a hundred people drawn in one continuous stroke is featured on a new Starbucks green cup. The new green cup is available exclusively in U.S. Starbucks stores starting today (November 1), for a limited time while supplies last.

“The green cup and the design represent the connections Starbucks has as a community with its partners (employees) and customers. During a divisive time in our country, Starbucks wanted to create a symbol of unity as a reminder of our shared values, and the need to be good to each other,” said Howard Schultz, chairman and ceo.

Starbucks commissioned artist Shogo Ota to create the artwork. His threaded design represents shared humanity and connection, serving as a symbol for stitching people together as a united community. Discover more about the artist here from our friends at 1912 Pike.

But wait....

Look Out....

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

Here comes the Religious Right Conservatives Crying...as posted on this MyTake:

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/social-relationships/a33021-merry-christmas-happy-holidays-who-is-right

Republicans opposing “happy holidays” at the strongest rates and most consistently across the nation. Republican responses probably reflect opposition to political correctness as much as (and perhaps more so than) spiritual sympathies. Republicans as a whole (30 percent) outpace even evangelical Republicans (38 percent) in their anemic support for saying “happy holidays.”

So to quell the anger with the Angry Republicans. This was created:

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

Now why does this aggravate me. Here's why...

https://customerservice.starbucks.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/3113

The drink sizes we currently offer are

Short [8 fl. oz.]

Tall [12 fl. oz.]

Grande [16 fl. oz.]

Venti® Hot [20 fl. oz.]

Venti® Cold [24 fl. oz.]

Trenta®* Cold [31 fl. oz.]

Now for those hot beverages...

https://www.starbucks.com/menu/catalog/product?drink=espresso#view_control=product

Now lets go back to that cup issue which the Far Right is crying about and Donald Trump

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/donald-trump-suggests-starbucks-boycott-red-cups-article-1.2428961

Republican presidential contender Donald Trump is suggesting boycotting Starbucks over the minimalist design of its annual holiday cups.

"Did you read about Starbucks? No more Merry Christmas on Starbucks," Trump told a capacity crowd of thousands gathered to hear him speak at a pre-debate rally in Springfield, Illinois on Monday evening.

"Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. I don't know," he said. "Seriously, I don't care."

You got a Green Starbucks Cup..which holds the following amount liquid of the beverage of your choice:

Short [8 fl. oz.]

Tall [12 fl. oz.]

Grande [16 fl. oz.]

Venti® Hot [20 fl. oz.]

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

Now we order our coffee how we like it (Step 1)

The barista prepares our coffee how we requested it (Step 2)

The coffee creation is poured with care into a cup (Step 3)

We pay the barista and put a tip in the tip jar (Step 4)

We proceed out the door with the aforementioned cup of coffee (Step 5)

Now once we consume the said coffee beverage, what do we do with the cup?

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

We put it here..

Or here..

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

Do we take the cup with us when we go home? No? Why not? BECAUSE IT'S TRASH!!!

The Starbucks Coffee Cup is a mode of transportation to transport a hot beverage from POINT A to B and that's it. You are not going to marry your coffee cup. You're not going to make love to your cup. When your done with the coffee cup. You are going to throw it away..

If you feel that strongly about your $7.00 - $12.00 cup of coffee. I suggest this...

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

Go to a guy across the street. The breakfast guy on the corner, which sells coffee, donuts, and makes bacon, egg and cheese or sausage on a roll or bagel (unless you have some phobia)

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes

and get one of these coffees (cira NYC - the best coffee, and bagels, and pizza)

And enjoy your morning. And with the money you SAVE on getting a regular cup of coffee. You save something more important Common CENTS.. That's if you have any.

May Your Cupeth Spilleth All Over Your Clothes
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Most Helpful Guy

  • Fathoms77
    We're just putting far too much thought into certain trivialities.
    Is this still revelant?
    • Anonymous

      Whole heartedly agree with you sir!

Most Helpful Girl

  • MissSakura
    thanks for sharing.
    Is this still revelant?

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • TheLuckyPizzaDog
    Tl;dr Get a Keurig.
    Also - why does that green cup look terrifying Af? It's like a compilation of souls lost in purgatory or something.
  • pooper89
    I'm all for supporting the mom and pop coffee companies. Fuck Starbucks
  • Izumiblu
    Can you whittle this down to a paragraph... or get this published in a peer reviewed journal?
  • Dred1614returns
    It's a cup at awful coffe shop. I couldn't care less.
  • Adigelunar
    good post
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