What would you do if the waitress kept farting at your table?

[Applefan1]

This is just a fun question so if you don't like it then it is simple really. DON'T ANSWER IT!!!

Laugh with her about it.

Ignore it.

Complain.

Other.

[lovestruckangel]

1st time-ignore it (Accidents happen) 2nd time-laugh (think she's taking piss) 3rd time I'd start to maybe think it's a medical condition or something wrong. As long as they're not stinky, making me feel sick or putting me off my food I wouldn't really care too much. I would hope she's not doing it on purpose.

[Applefan1]

I would tell you something but do not want to sound sexist. It is a fact.

[lovestruckangel]

Haha I can be sexist against females too so don't worry, I ain't a feminist. But if you don't want to post it... you can message it to me. I'm interested in hearing this fact?

[Applefan1]

Studies have proven that women's farts generally reek way worse than men's farts because women have much higher levels of sulphur gases in their farts than men do.

[Daynada]

Well, I'm sure all that walking around from table to table you wouldn't really have a change to go fart in private. I'd just laugh

[Applefan1]

Yes and it would probably be more likely to happen if you had to poop as well. I do not think they can just go toilet when they need to either.

[Daynada]

Omg I know😨 that would be awful if you really had to take a 💩 and couldn't go. I would think even if you asked someone to cover for you, you could only be in there for so long lol

[Applefan1]

Yeah, I know that if I owned a restaurant I would try to think of a system that allowed the work to get done but also allowed my employees to use the toilet when they needed to because it is bad and unnatural to hold it in.

[Daynada]

That's true.. A lot of people do hold it in though. Especially when they're at work cuz they feel embarrassed. Sometimes though, you just gotta go 😄
Are you in the restaurant business?

[Applefan1]

No, I am not in a restaurant business. I am just saying what I would do if I did own one.

[Daynada]

Okay, just asking

[Applefan1]

I remember once I did something for one of the women I worked with.

[Daynada]

What was it?

[Applefan1]

Her grandfather was really sick and I could see she was upset so I offered to hold her and I gave her as long as she needed in my arms.

[Daynada]

That's very sweet of you. 😊💗

[Applefan1]

Yes, after a while I went to let her go and I felt her pull her to towards me and grip me even more strongly so I thought ok she needs longer so I tightened my grip around her and let her have as long as she needed in my arms and let her let go when she was ready.

[Daynada]

I think she really needed that and you made her feel safe and comfortable. I think it's good you were there as she needed you the most☺️

[Applefan1]

Yeah. I had another girl the other day that i think felt comfortable with me. This other girl is one I volunteer with, it was raining and I had an umbrella, she had one as well but she put hers down and just said I will come stand under yours with you.

[Daynada]

Why?

[Applefan1]

We were in a group and there were to many umbrellas in one place.

[Daynada]

Okay

[Applefan1]

She actually stood pretty close to me. Like her body was touching mine often and she did not pull away at all. She just did not mind. I was surprised how confident she was.

[Daynada]

Well, maybe she likes you.

[Applefan1]

Yeah, maybe but I have found out she has a boyfriend so I do not know why she would do that for that reason if she has a boyfriend.

[Daynada]

Well, maybe you should ask her

[Applefan1]

She has said about her boyfriend to me but do you mean ask her what is going on?

[Daynada]

Mmhmm

[Applefan1]

hmmmm… It came across innocent as in she is just comfortable or maybe has an open relationship but do you think there is more behind it on her part?

[Daynada]

How did you feel when she was that close to you? I'm mean did you like it?

[Applefan1]

I will admit I did actually like it a bit.

[Daynada]

Well that's a good sign, right?

[Applefan1]

Yes, it is a great sign. I did like the idea her body was touching mine and she did not mind the fact it was. lol.

[Daynada]

So ask her to meet up with you

[Applefan1]

Yeah, she does have a boyfriend though.

[Daynada]

So you're not going to talk to her?

[Applefan1]

Oh, I will talk to her but what I am saying is it can never go any further than friends.

[Applefan1]

Also I have a woman being a sexist pig towards me about men right now.

[Daynada]

Well, that sounds fair

[Daynada]

Can you break your last sentence down for me? How exactly do you mean?

[Applefan1]

She said how all men are dirty people and how women rule waves.

[Daynada]

Oh o k

[Applefan1]

I just get fed up with sexist women. It is never ending. :(

[Daynada]

Sorry😕

[Applefan1]

It is ok, not your fault but thanks for caring. :)

[Daynada]

Thank you🙂

[Applefan1]

No probs.

[Daynada]

Did you talk to her? What did she say?

[Applefan1]

The girl I shared the umbrella with? I have not seen her again yet.

[Daynada]

Oh ok. Guess you'll have to wait for a rainy day ☔️

[Applefan1]

Yeah and to I see he again.

[Daynada]

Yeah

[Poppykate]

Waiters should do this to customers who are assh@les!.

[Applefan1]

Lol, because their ass is right at the customers nose level as well.

[ADFSDF1996]

I'll pretend I don't notice, if she is attractive. Sorry if it sounds creepy.

[Applefan1]

Nah, that does not sound creepy.

[ADFSDF1996]

Thanks, it's because a lot things are considered "creepy".

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Ask her out.

[Applefan1]

Would you really ask her out?

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Would sound like she's shameless and likely has a fun sense of humor.

[Beatrice1865]

I’d laugh if she’s trying to be funny or just can’t hold it in. If she’s embarrassed, I’d intentionally fart to ease her embarrassment. If she’s doing it to be a bitch, I’d fart to gas her out.

[palek]

I expect a good waitress to fart at least 10 times during the course of a meal. And if she expects a good tip, she'll grunt one out on the edge of the table when I've finished eating.

[nileve]

slap her across the face

[Applefan1]

Yeah, I asked this question because I saw something that said about waitresses actually farting right next to people's tables.

[anonman32]

its a good thing we dont give tips in Belgium

[sixnineanon]

Change the waitress

[LordBlakeh]

Her tip is history.