What's a good comeback when someone jokingly calls you old? (Page 2)

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What's a good comeback when someone jokingly calls you old? Like a way witty, confident people would reply...

Ds4739 · Answer

I know, right. I was there when God made dirt

Nik1hil · Answer

"Still younger than the stories of your mama's legs in the air."

CTHuskyMan · Answer

My reply is usually "well, it beats the alternative"! ;)

Dargil · Answer

"At my age, It beats the alternative!"

fonduegirl · Answer

So is your mama, and you still listen to her

exitseven · Answer

I tell them i can put people halt my age to shame.

RareBreedOfMan · Answer

Tell them I may be old but why not take a look in the mirror, at your own self?

smilelots · Answer

Being older then you makes me wiser and more experienced in most things , so being old is being seasoned, smiles

mak16 · Answer

Just simply agree with them!!! Dont bother such small things.. their is lot more other things to do!!! No need to explain morons!!! Time is money!!

gclark2708 · Answer

If you wanna be mean then pick out their weakness and say something like, 'I might be old, but at least I'm not...'

Anonymous · Answer

well... i'd respond "sweety, i am not old... i am experienced. *cheeky wink* "

tfan1 · Answer

Well happy birthday or merry Christmas to you too.

MysteriousDarkness · Answer

I tell them that there are people who never got the chance to be my age so I am lucky.

es20490446e · Answer

"Do you see yourself as too young for me?"

Surely · Answer

I am twenty one with X number of years experience!

Sarcastro · Answer

Dont listen to that wet behind the ears whippersnapper

jewfish · Answer

Call me old again, and I'll fuck your dad, and make you my step kid.

elementalist · Answer

The reply i favor is "if I am an old fart, then you are a young turd."

SlightlyCrazy · Answer

I'd tell you a joke but I don't think you'd get it... Kinds after your time hon

TheWombRaider · Answer

You say I would rather be old than missing a chromosome. Or you can say I'm not old I identify as a 18 year old

RandyRome · Answer

Trythisd one: Yes, I am GOLD and the price and demand are going up by the day. OR try this: Yes, like a fine wine. I'm getting stronger and more potent with time. Hope that helps.

Pauleywog · Answer

Yes, I'm old. My prom date was Endora. I was late picking her up so she turned me into an artichoke. OR. Yes. I'm so old, my social security number is 3, right after Adam and Jesus.

Anonymous · Answer

Reversing your car into the front of theirs and claiming it was their fault.

Anonymous · Answer

So they mean to say I have lived long enough to have learned better.

Anonymous · Answer

“And yet still younger than you” or “calm down grandad” depends on their age...

handsomelad70 · Answer

"You wish you looked this good at 70 !!!"

BJP21 · Answer

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

MangoBob · Answer

Just tell them their turn at being old is coming, unless you keep fucking with me.

sexcrazy12 · Answer

I use the cliché, I may be old, but I am definitely not cold. . . .

mostwomenshouldstfu · Answer

Are you going to talk about something I actually care about?

Anonymous · Answer

I'm a crude person so I'd just tell them I'd f*ck their dad

Esbatmad · Answer

"At least I made it to this age. With your foolishness, I'm not so sure you will too."

Anonymous · Answer

If I had a child right now, youd call me a young father

Josh3000000000 · Answer

I'm not old I'm just older then u and I'm also smart also I'm more beautiful  LMFAO I didn't know what to write

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

"How'd you like some old cowboy beef, girlie?"

Anonymous · Answer

ok kiddo whatever you say. no problem junior do you still need mommy to tuck you in at night or do you still need mommy to hold your dick while you take a piss

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

"I'm not old, I'm just not a baby like you." "Shouldn't you still be sucking on your mama's titty?"

Anonymous · Answer

Because you’re younger than me, you’re inexperienced about everything including age

Lieseeker · Answer

Lash out like a terrible-two would. Wait until they see how young you can scream. Guf-faws will be exchanged.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm 35... old is gold. Age like wine are a few of my favorites.

Vixpy321 · Answer

I would answer with “what’s the joke, aren’t you a few years older than me?”

Gabriel-Chicanito · Answer

It's gonna b your turn, in "no time"..

Rissyanne · Answer

I tell them to go back and play your video games

Logorithim · Answer

I won't make fun of your lack of experience...

OldSchool_Metalhead · Answer

Better old and living than old and dying.

Anonymous · Answer

Im older but still tighter than you go away little boy and get some ball seeds

Saarr · Answer

Well, at least I'm handsome!😎😂

SeriouslyNotSerious · Answer

"Oh yeah, come to mama!"

KarinMcDonald · Answer

I would call them young.

Puppystarfish23 · Answer

Have fun giving birth at your porm

lightbulb27 · Answer

I'm young at heart.

Apulu_Imback · Answer

Lmao look who is saying that!!

Daniela1982 · Answer

Do you mean old bag or old goat?

CarpetDenim · Answer

A good comeback is “No u”

FinalVow · Answer

older wiser and prettier.

AviatorTom · Answer

"I'm not old, I'm experienced."

ImagineSketchy · Answer

I may be old, but I still look good.

This_is_my_username · Answer

Nah dude I'm fine like wine.

thearchjoker · Answer

Older but also wiser

JosyJosy · Answer

Old and wise, young grasshopper.

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