What's a good comeback when someone jokingly calls you old? (Page 2)
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I would just reply: did you already collect all the pokemons yet?
Or: what? Are you younger than me?
Something like that depending on the person and the situation
"I may be old, but I can still kick your ass you little punk."
"Just wait until you are 18, then meet me in the parking lot like a man."
Or if you're not violent:
"I'm older and wiser, not young and foolish."
"So what I'm hearing is that you're jealous of the music and movies of my generation, because most of what you have now sucks."
It depends on who is saying it.
I only like the last one haha, epic!
@Girlanony Plus, the more you know the person who called you old, the better choice you could make to mess with them.
Since I am old, I tell them I lived long enough to get this old so I must bedoing something right.
Not sure why u would need a comeback. Age is the alternative to dying. Average person of my demographic coming from where I came from rarely lives to see 25 so, I'm glad I can get every day I can.
And just like me, your balls will drop someday too.
Maybe, but I still have faster swimmers.
Really? Well, then tell your mom to quit calling me.
I'm 69, still possess boyish good looks and libido (like that, gals?) and a 160 IQ. I don't give two craps about being called "old." (Besides, LOTS of hot younger ladies LOVE us handsome older lads.)
Yes you are right I’m old, now let’s get those diapers changed.
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"I'm sorry I'm not pedophile-approved for you, but I'll embrace my age like you embrace little Amanda."
"Must be why I am rich and you are not"
"If I'm so old, why is my hot girlfriend younger than you?"
I would say opinions are like asses, everyone has one.
"In That case i can be you daddy/mommy" then wink lmfao
YOU might be too young for this one but, I usually say, "I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands!!"
Here’s a classic. Even Walter Mondale had to laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/fJhCjMfRndkI have forgot more History, Politics, Literature and the Spanish language than you'll ever know. This is not true in all cases so I'd think before I say this.
You're ugly and stupid, one day you'll be old ugly and stupid.
Just say: "Well I won't hold your youth and inexperience against you."
no idea, but would love to know-i'm the one who usually calls people old...
i AM older but not old yet." can use this at 70 too!
That's the cost for having such incredible wisdom.