The clumsiest? There was a girl at school, sitting in front of me, and I was pouring water into my glass... And I sort of got lost in gazing at her radiant beauty while I was pouring water. And I poured "just a bit" more water than the capacity of that poor glass. Apparently, it was sort of hilarious.
once I was wearing white jeans, I slipped in the mud in front of about 70 people. My white jeans were now brown and I lost my flipflop in the mud. So now I had brown jeans that were once white and one flipflop.
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Well that sucks big time, but I guess something crap happens to everyone so it balances out I suppose
Walking to school one morning I was waving at people who were on a bus and, since I was preoccupied with waving and not with watching where I was going, walked straight into a signpost cartoon-style. =P
I was with this guy (my crush). We were walking around school before the bell ring just killing time. I walked into this that came from nowhere pole really hard. There was a red mark down my face.
I once fell upstairs, near the top, promptly fell down the stairs head-over-heels and landed by a vase. Miraculously, the clay vase in question did not break, but it managed to tip over and deposit cold, murky water into my lap.
I was making myself a bowl of cereal and forgot the top cabinet was open. wen I was doing making my cereal I ran into the top cabinet door and fell backward on tha floor. Had a knot on my head big as hell for 3 days.
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while having sex I put my hand up against the wall by a light socket and got my bracelet stuck in the light socket. I got electrocuted and took out all of the lights in his apartment haha.
one time I was on a breakfast date and I ordered pancakes and when I got them they had a huge thing of butter.. well it looked like ice cream and I ate it.. I was so embarassed!
I was primary school and we were running around the school yard then coach said something to me, turned my head and BANG, smashed my head on a steel pype
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The clumsiest? There was a girl at school, sitting in front of me, and I was pouring water into my glass... And I sort of got lost in gazing at her radiant beauty while I was pouring water. And I poured "just a bit" more water than the capacity of that poor glass. Apparently, it was sort of hilarious.
once I was wearing white jeans, I slipped in the mud in front of about 70 people. My white jeans were now brown and I lost my flipflop in the mud. So now I had brown jeans that were once white and one flipflop.
Well that sucks big time, but I guess something crap happens to everyone so it balances out I suppose
Yeah, but I'm a very clumsy person, so it's all good, I usually just laugh it off and make the best of it
Damnnnnn I wouldve been mortified!
Lol
Walking to school one morning I was waving at people who were on a bus and, since I was preoccupied with waving and not with watching where I was going, walked straight into a signpost cartoon-style. =P
I was with this guy (my crush). We were walking around school before the bell ring just killing time. I walked into this that came from nowhere pole really hard. There was a red mark down my face.
Bet that was a bad buzz :(
I once fell upstairs, near the top, promptly fell down the stairs head-over-heels and landed by a vase. Miraculously, the clay vase in question did not break, but it managed to tip over and deposit cold, murky water into my lap.
I was making myself a bowl of cereal and forgot the top cabinet was open. wen I was doing making my cereal I ran into the top cabinet door and fell backward on tha floor. Had a knot on my head big as hell for 3 days.
while having sex I put my hand up against the wall by a light socket and got my bracelet stuck in the light socket. I got electrocuted and took out all of the lights in his apartment haha.
Hahaha awesome.... hope it was at least worth it ;)
OMG you win
That one really made me laugh :D
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sprayed AXE up my butthole so that way when I farted it would smell like AXE. Obviously it didn't work and stung like crazy lol
and rode my bike into a parked car.
and a lot of other stupid things lol
tripped on a flat surface..
broke a glass cylinder in science class..twice
walked into a clear door thinking it want there Dx
stepping on 4 huge lego pieces in a row
and I can't even remember the rest , the list goes on forever
one time I was on a breakfast date and I ordered pancakes and when I got them they had a huge thing of butter.. well it looked like ice cream and I ate it.. I was so embarassed!
lol! I walked into my bathroom door one morning and I didn't have enough sleep. I've done that at least 3 times. haha
I was primary school and we were running around the school yard then coach said something to me, turned my head and BANG, smashed my head on a steel pype
Ohhh that must have ruined your day buddy hahah
i tripped over a curb and twisted my ankle, almost breaking it and couldn't walk for awhile, and then I did it again 3 months later.
Ran into a stop sign at my school while thinking about some girl. The worse part, it was in front of a crowd of people.
Accidentally dropped a boulder on my penis. Bruised for a couple of weeks and hurt to pee. Don't worry ladies, I'm all healed up.
Tripped over a florescent orange safety pylon right in front of the really cute guy I was talking to.
I ran my shoulder into a light post while riding my bike and looking straight ahead at it thinking "no way, I'll stop by then".
I fell down a flight of stairs after telling my friends I can text and talk and walk at the same time :) lol
Almost ran over a date's dog when I accidentally put my car into reverse instead of drive.
I dropped the money tray in church once, that was pretty imbarrasing.
Also in jerk, I spill the commune tray (the grape juice) all over my aunt's white pants. She wasn't too happy about it.