Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment? (Page 2)

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If you need a laugh than I will Paraprosdokian you, hang on, here goes... 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. . . Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify: ' I put 'DOCTOR'. 11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. 14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic. 16. You're never too old to learn something stupid. I hope you enjoyed my Paraprosdokian's and at least one of them may have brightened your day just a little, and if so, I have accomplished my task... I LOVE YOU!

simplelikeme · Answer

I don't know lol

Anonymous · Answer

Sadly I agree with most of these on this list

JosyJosy · Answer

No to both

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