No, I'm not bitter. If you're the butthurt type, leave this question and go to tumblr or something.
"How much money do I need for a boyfriend?"
"Is X inches deep enough?""You think I'm a gold digger?"
"You think all women are gold diggers?"
"Why don't you give me more money?"
"How big is your p e n i s?"
"Will you be my personal simp/sycophant?"
"Can i c u c k you?/Will you be my c u c k?"
"I'll pick up the tab (when on a date with a man)!"
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