What is something the opposite sex is almost never gonna ask your gender?

[Unit1]

Here are some of my ideas what they'll probably pretty much never will ask us men:
No, I'm not bitter. If you're the butthurt type, leave this question and go to tumblr or something.

"How much money do I need for a boyfriend?"
"Is X inches deep enough?"

"You think I'm a gold digger?"
"You think all women are gold diggers?"
"Why don't you give me more money?"
"How big is your p e n i s?"
"Will you be my personal simp/sycophant?"
"Can i c u c k you?/Will you be my c u c k?"
"I'll pick up the tab (when on a date with a man)!"

[razelove]

I've had plenty of women pick up the tab, I only offer to go as far as covering half. Or offer a trade off, like we switch off who gets it, Which leads to 3 and 4, I've been asked that when I'm like no, I'm not paying for your dinner, didn't you bring enough? And then get well what, do you think I'm just trying to get free dinner, or I'm a gold digger or something, to which I'll reply yes, then put down my half of the bill for the drinks so far and leave. I tried having a girl as a room-mate one time and she tried the same BS with rent, on the first month, saying I couldn't kick her out since she wasn't official on the lease. So I just left all her crap in there, asked to have the locks changed as I would be moving out that evening, and blocked the calls. It seemed more mature than throwing her off a balcony, just have her lose all of her stuff.

[Unit1]

Like a boss mate 😎😎😎

[loveslongnails]

I can tell you I've heard women say some of the things you listed.
* I've heard women say " There's no sense in wasting time. Show me your dick and I'll tell you if I'm interested". Yeah, for real. It makes sense if you just want to get laid, doesn't it?
* I've absolutely heard, and had, more than one woman pick up the tab. She said " I make more money than you, don't worry about it".

What I've not heard a woman "ask" is "how come you don't make enough money to keep me in the life style I want?" They'll just say " Do you make enough... etc"

[Unit1]

Very funny. Or cool. 😁

[Jjpayne]

How much do you burp or fart? How stinky is your burp or fart? 😂 Questions like that 😂

[Anonymous]

"Can I give you oral sex for my birthday?"

[CubsterShura]

I am PMSing don't bother me.

[razelove]

Are we talking leaky pipe or the shining? My periods are rough, like a jetski with hydraulic fluid spraying everywhere on the ocean. So many dead penguins.

[lightbulb27]

I want you, will you make my baby?

[guesswhoseback]

That meme is so fitting

[Anonymous]

Will you marry me/go on a date with me