Aren't people just serious dogs?

[Unbeatable]

Saw my dog fighting with his friend in the rain

He picked up a piece of paper and ran around with it

Saying "Come get it dummy"
When I see a King/queen, whether it be an animal or a human, I am in awe of their majesty. My dog is much smarter than his friend is. The contrast between their intelligences is just too fun to observe.

And his body, it's so desirable, I feel nothing toward him, of course, however, he is strong! I'll tell you that.

He had that paper in his mouth thinking "aha"

People are just like him! I, because I am a king as well. Fittingly I named him Kaiser, and he likes me, so. Whatever that means to you.

But.

People are serious.

With their paper.

Giving them so much

Extra value. So much allure.

Aha. It isn't play at all for them.

They'll die for their paper. They'll kill for their paper. They'll cry for their idea of fun.

They'll show their disgusting spite for true excellence. Those dogs. Those serious things. Those people.

[Citizenkirk]

Dog's can make a bloody mess of each other when settling disputes, but ONCE it's settled, it's settled. On the rare occasions you see a canine with a vendetta (Pact of pestilence until death, created by Sicilian honor b******* long ago, sometimes initiated with the courtesy of the kiss of death to let someone know that they're f*****, sometimes not) towards another canine, the root cause can always be determined as bad influence being the primary motivation, by the mental canine head case observing human assholes behaving the same way.
Prolonged social stupidity of this nature is common among some primates, like chimpanzees and humans, and maybe baboons, but is unheard of among gorillas, orangutans, lemurs, and most non primate animal species. It's non productive irrational counterproductive psychotic behavior that has no potential for a positive outcome that I'm aware of, and serves no purpose for self-preservation or the long-term longevity of any species.
Animals that embrace this contex of social behavior as the accepted norm in settling disputes between one another, are clear indicators that a species is well on it's way to extinction.

[NaultD]

Maybe it's a microcosm of our relationship with god. We are gods to our dogs, in the same way god is to ourselves as a reliable metaphor.

I don't think "serious" is the right word but an exponential power dynamics, humans are x100,000 more powerful then dogs. As god is x100,000 more powerful then a person. With that understanding you have a concept of lord giveth the lord take away. I also don't think the name dog is a coincidence being backwards to god. All dogs go heaven. It's interesting to think about.

[Giselleselfish]

All ANIMALS go to heaven.

[purplepoppy]

Humans are the only mammal that can't lick their own balls. Nature in it's infinite wisdom has decided man is the only animal that can't be thrusted with this ability.

[Unbeatable]

Weird lisp, I didn't expect that.

[ObscuredBeyond]

That wasn't nature's wisdom, but the wisdom of nature's author. But you got the second part right.

[Bean2thousand]

Would a whale lick its own balls? I'm not saying it can't. But would it?

[John_Doesnt]

No, I'm a serious God.

I am the Alpha and the Omega

[Unbeatable]

Admiration to you, John. You're so dedicated. In some way, you have to be.

[Massageman]

People are humans. Some of their actions might be more like that of lower animals though.

[OddBeMe]

You sound like you want to fuck your dog. Please don’t.

[JesseJayNeak]

Everyone has a different intelligence and way of expressing themselves. This one was something

[Unbeatable]

What's that about this something?

[JesseJayNeak]

The way he expresses himself with dogs...

[JesseJayNeak]

It's hilarious

[Unbeatable]

I see. I see too much.

[Everglow5]

No?

Thats a really strange question

[Iron_Man]

This put a smile on my face for entertainment

[Overmind]

People are self aware; dogs are not.

[Marhaban-1]

No but we are animals

[Clairvear69]

No not think so is weird question

[anylolone]

That's a good analogy, like monkeys with anxiety.

[Anonymous]

Why must the dog chase the cat?

[princeofromance]

Yes!