If I didn’t die by 93 I wanna go to jail?

[Anonymous]

I seen my grandma is still alive when she’s 95 she’s an easily jealous and unhappy old lady. She was caught stealing three times and the police wanted to bring her to jail but my aunt beg them not to do that. She paid thousands to bail her out. My grandma doesn’t seem to care if she goes to jail or not. If I were a single 93 old lady with no kids or husband or friends. I will commit crimes like stealing, harassing an old man who is 93 years old who was my ex classmate in high school on the very same day. If I’m depressed I wanted to be famous in the newspapers in Singapore before I die that way I can die happy. I wonder what jail is like for an old lady looks kinda interesting. I will go to jail happy knowing that people who knew me will remember me. The reason why I’m anonymous because I don’t want to spoil my name at a very young age. Maybe I can have new friends around my age in the jail too.

[Anonymous]

Great. The prisoners will get a GILF experience then👵

[Avicenna]

You don't want to be in jail at that age

[Asker]

Why? Is it because the food is bad?

[Avicenna]

Among other things, yes

[Asker]

Is it because I’m old I won’t be able to survive in jail?

[Avicenna]

From what I understand, when you have health problems, issues with flexibility, etc., you have to go to a special prison facility. Who would want to be in such a place at that age instead of around family or at least friends?

[Asker]

I kinda agree with you. Friends are very important

[Iron_Man]

you want to live as long as you can

[Asker]

Why? What if there’s no other option?

[Anonymous]

Jesus...

[Sketti2021]

Good grief