Will you please join me and Bill Gates, and help save the planet from global cooling, warming and climate change by eating crickets?

[Gummy_Cluster]

Obviously Billy Bob isn't going to stop eating filet mignon and lobster at his mansion on Lake Washington in Seattle, but the rest of us non-millionaires should do our part to save the planet from cow farts. I've never once willingly ate a bug. Sure, we've all eaten a few bugs while riding down the road on our groovy little Hondas, but that's a horse of a different color. We didn't set out to eat bugs, but shit happens.

When I'm not on my hog, people just think I'm just a nerd. But when I fire up the hog and goose the throttle, people take notice and they step back. They know that I'm a force to be reckoned with, and I'll eat as many bugs as it takes to get from point A to point B. What does it mean?

[SnowedIn]

The real question is whether my "bug" is big enough to please her? What does THAT mean?

[Gummy_Cluster]

When I was a little girl, my dad let me bring my kitten on our camping trip at a lake in Idaho. One day I was terrified, because a giant June bug was crawling up our way from the beach. My kitty attacked it. I was crying, because that was a very well hung bug, and I thought it would win the fight. Nope. Kitty kicked its ass. I was so grossed out when kitty proceeded to the damn thing. I wondered why kitty couldn't just eat hot dogs like us normal humans. We all know that nothing but the best ingredients go into making hot dogs.

[Gummy_Cluster]

eat the damn thing

[SnowedIn]

lmao. That's a WONDERFUL story. My cat eats French fries. And will, if I let her, drink my White Russian. Which I don't. But, if I did, what would it mean?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I've lived on my own since I was 17. I lived with my brother that was 18. It's in no way a sad story, because my brother and I never left home. Our mom got married and moved out. She left us the house. Wow! Can you even imagine two high school kids with their own house? lol
It was party central. I went to the pet store and bought us a dog. It was half Whippet.
I don't know if you know what a Whippet is, but they're the fastest dog on the palanet. They make a greyhound look slow. If you threw a Frisbee for "Ace" she would be a mile ahead of it and waited for it to get there. She was the best dog on the planet. So one day my brother and I had a party, and invited all the usual reprobates like us. I was in charge of making the banana and strawberry daiquiris. Ace kept staring at me, and was wondering why she wasn't part of the gang. Why can't she have a banana daiquiri? I tried to explain to her that daiquiris aren't good for dogs, they're only good for humans. But A

[Gummy_Cluster]

But Ace wasn't buying my line of crap, so I made her a very high octane drink. She got drunk as a skunk. lol I know I will burn in hell for that, but Ace felt like she fit into the party.

[SnowedIn]

Oh my friend I remember whippets. I like the sound of Ace.

I need more stories of your parties.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Ace was feeling left out, and she just wanted to be one of the gang. So I made her a special drink. She loved it, because it was banana flavored. Then she tipped over sideways. I think we've all tipped over a time or two.

A girl on here is attempting to get into an argument with me. All I said was…… if you don’t like promiscuous people, that’s fine. But don’t separate the genders and make one gender out to be pond scum, and the other a hero. That makes no sense. But now she wants to argue. When I’m able to ask another question, I’m going to ask it and give her the link. I read a fascinating paper written by an anthropologist, and it explains why women hold all the cards in the sex department. Basically what it boils down to, is who handed women the deck of cards? Men. A man hands you a deck of cards, and then wonders why you have the deck of cards. Lol
I’m going to ruffle a lot of feathers on this one, but maybe a couple of guys can understand the meaning of my post. The fastest way to get into the friendzone, is by being too nice. It doesn’t make sense, but it’s evolution. You strike me as a very nice man. But when the dragons come to take Mrs. Snow away, I think you’re going to change hats and open a can of whoopass. They say that dragons taste like chicken. lol

[SnowedIn]

I am a gentle quiet snowflake. But come near Mrs. Snow or my Snow Flakes or my friends and people I care about, woe unto you Bethsaida. This is what will greet as an opening salvo:

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[SnowedIn]

And I heard dragons taste like pork...

[Gummy_Cluster]

It depends on the type of dragon.

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure

[exitseven]

Nope, I will have the prime rib thank you.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Crickets are going to be a tough sell. Even MSNBC isn't going to be able to shovel that much shit.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure

[Jennz6]

There’s also insect fragments in peanut butter and probably other foods

[Gummy_Cluster]

And mouse "droppings." But that was never the intent. Bill Gates and people like him, want YOU to suffer, so he can maintain his decadent lifestyle. Al Gore is the biggest global warming nut on the planet, but he flies in private jets and owns four mansions. The entire global warming theory hinges on the fact that most people are stupid. Not some, but most.

[Jennz6]

Oh okay I didn’t read the question properly

[Guy13]

You poor lost child that knows not there has already been global heat and ice melting “Change”.
Our Earth roared. There is 100 plus years of statically verified Data. Fool, look before you speak in lunacy.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I didn't block you because you pose a threat to me, I blocked you because every time I read your crap, my IQ drops a few points. What in the flying fuck are you talking about? Bill Gates wants us to eat crickets. If you know any smart people, and especially, a smart person who has a fairly good command of the English language, ask them to read my question to you and explain it. But have them read it to you very slow.

[Rosexøxø]

Lmaooo

[Agagagagaga]

@Rosexøxø Only a dumb bleeder would laugh at such a pathetic attempt at comedy.

Do you also giggle at your own farts? Cretin.

[Rosexøxø]

@Agagagagaga it’s logic. Sorry it wasn’t blatantly obvious, to the simple minded.

I laughed at her subtlety and grace in delivery.

You’re simply trying to defend him because you have rats azz up your nose about women and possibly me if you seen one of my comments and have distaste for me suddenly.

Couldn’t find any elbow room so you just picked at my laugh.

Who finds the time…

No, I mean the TIME…

To criticize what someone else sneers at?

I pity you.

[Rosexøxø]

@Agagagagaga further she wasn’t attempting comedy, but you’re too unintelligent to actually grasp the meatier things of life.

Good riddance to the hope of your understanding

[Rosexøxø]

Tbh this was well written.

I was almost convinced to eat a hair off the cricket leg 🦗…

no I wasn’t 😂

[Rosexøxø]

What does it mean?

It means he doesn’t have the human guts to put his money and his sacrifices where his mouth is.

I’ll appreciate if you passed the grey poupon now, Bill. Thanks 😂

Bills got the bill, waiter,

Because Bill has got the bills to pay the bills. 👀😂

[Anonymous]

That’s not a hog. It’s a bitch mobile. Comb the bird shit out of your hair because it’s traveled to that thing you call a brain. It’s that thing you sit on when you’re obstructing traffic with your piece of shit moped.

[CubaPirate]

Noooooooo

[Gummy_Cluster]

He's sadly mistaken.

[shortster]

I choose not to.