"We can take it from here. Everything will be taken care off"-the police says.
I call the police back and tell them to send some more people XD
Cause at this point it would be more effective if I defended myself alone with a knife
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just go out an kick the guys ass myself, I'm 4'11 never underestimate the power of a 4'11 Italian with a frying pan in hand or a rolling pin
The perp is already lying face down inside my house with a gaping hole in his chest.
Those two can file a report. That's all cops do anyway.
I'm sure they're more than capable of doing the job 😂
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I immediately assume brown chicken brown cow...
As long as it takes the police to get here if I'm calling them it's just to collect a body anyway.Our police department has a minimum height requirement so the little people would never be on the police force.
There are situations where comedy saves lives. This might just be one of them😂
Short or not they can still shoot the guy so I'm just gonna hang back and maybe video it
Let them do their job and blame the police if they fail to catch him.
They sent you to get the dead body? You guys need help loading it on the truck?
Ask them to call the coroner, since once the dude got inside I ended him with a headshot.
I get my gun first and then call the cops. By the time they arrive the problem will have been solved.
I'll help them in advance with my Glock.
I call an ambulance - that manlet certainly isn't going to be much help to anyone. Height wins fights - that silly, little manlet boy will be smashed to pieces the moment the fight begins!
When seconds matter, cops are only minutes away. I'm not going to call until the deed is done.
I believe with that height they would not be accepted as cops.
I die laughing! :D :D :D
Thank god I also called my boyfriend.
I'll let them attack the perp's kneecaps.
Grab both and throw them at the problem.
I shoot the guy
I will have beer n have sex
Cute, fun.
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