Since no one will watch this video; it's about a congressional candidate that set out to prove that the border was wide open. He rented an elephant and a mariachi band to prove his point. Him and his elephant pal went back and forth across the Rio Grande that separates Mexico and America. How many border patrol agents do you think came to bust him?
That border is secure AF!
I took my friend to the department of homeland security so she could take her test to become a US citizen.
The security guards busted me for my key chain. Should we have arrived on elephant back?
At least that way we could have flown under the radar. Elephants are very strong. I bet they could carry at least one Tomahawk missile.
Oh, and the other ironic thing is that all conservatives hate immigrants. That's a fact that we learn from CNN, MSNBC and half of the GAG members.
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