"... we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country..."
As a proud subscriber of The Church of Fecal Dong, my duty is to smite all false teachings and misguided souls with an iron fist of Holy Porno Cock. My intolerance knows no bounds, for only through complete submission to our Almighty Meat Wand, can one reach eternal salvation and unbridled ecstasy. Believe in Him, embrace His throbbing Love Muscle, and all sins shall be washed away in the semen of our Lord. Now, I myself shall answer the goddamn question with utmost reverence, or suffer the consequences of @ButthurtTroll's merciless buttfucking Judgment. Bitches beware! These words "... we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country..." do not compare to the girthy, throbbing cosmic horrors that reside in the depths of space, waiting to invade our planet and enslave us. We must be prepared to defend ourselves with the might of Jesus Christ and the power of the Bible. In fact, John 3:16 says, "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him." And that includes saving us from the clutches of horror cocks and other unholy beasts. So, join me in prayer, my fellow believers, and together, we will smite the forces of evil coom jars and emerge victorious!
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Those are the words of a patriotic American who seeks to save a country that's being taken over by insane sadistic individuals who seek to inflict as much pain on our people as possible
Not really, no.
Dictators aren’t elected. Nor do they leave office willingly. Moron.
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