Want to DO SOMETHING about Global Warming?

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Want to DO SOMETHING about Global Warming?

We're already weary of climate hysteria where everything is to blame from cow farts to my lawnmower. But, there's more horror. Until Globalist Elites completely sanitize the planet, we won't stop hearing about all the amazing ways we humans destroying the earth. Now, the Global Warming Train has entered the station and can go no further. Human breathing is now to blame. Our mere existence. It's not just what car we drive that is an existential threat to the earth’s climate. And it is not only the 2 pounds of CO2 you exhale each day. It’s something even more sinister.

A peer-reviewed study has determined that exhaled human breath can contain the greenhouse gases methane and nitrous oxide; both of which have a much higher global warming potential than carbon dioxide. Mercifully, not all people are climate destroyers. Only 31% of people reach their threshold of, study claims, “Methane Producers”.

Older people and females were more likely to be MPs. They don’t know why. The researchers also found no statistically relevant correlation between the levels of human greenhouse gas emissions and diet but they they insist that more research be done.

Converting away from meat protein content diets to higher fiber vegetarian options to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases from meat production potentially results in higher production of gases in the human gut; so an element of pollution swapping could occur. The study does not dismiss the human breath contribution to global warming as insignificant. which is the scary part.

So, if they’re coming after your gas stove, they might just come after all you Methane Producers out there. Soon they’ll be handing out test kits like they were handing out COVID tests. Don’t laugh; as you all know the silliest conspiracy theories of the last decade have almost all come true. So hold your breath until the next one surfaces and help save the planet.

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