How about some baby politician jokes?

[AviatorTom]

To celebrate the 249th birthday of the United States of America, this video contains several baby politician jokes.

What do you think?

Do they make you laugh?

[Anonymous]

I've got a joke, it's not about baby, but it's about a politician :P

A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and a politician went on a hike
Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen.

They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night.

The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.”

The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.”

The rabbi and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there.

“So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.”

The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn.

The Hindu priest and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there.

“So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.”

The politician said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.”

The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.

🤣

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for the Superb Opinion

[Chazmatazz269]

I was kinda hooked on baby Theo Von for a while there. Somehow his stuff is pure gold coming out of a kid’s mouth!

[Genie23]

I saw what they did there, lol. Made me laugh harder than it should have! But I'm confused about one thing... Why do Hillary and Joe look the same even as a baby? 😆

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Because they are reptilians

[Massageman]

Not a baby one but- : Who was the only US president to never blame his predecessor for anything?
A: George Washington

[Sirenboobzilla]

Fun fact: George Washington was the 1st president under the Constitution. John Hanson was president before him under the Articles of Confederation for the Continental Congress. Washington thanked Hanson in a letter for his leadership and guidance

[FunkyMonkee]

How many babies do you know of that are politicians or even know what that is?

[Filthy_Immigrant]

damn I almost had a heart attack listen to these

[RageBabe]

The kitten was the cutest in that bunch.

[exitseven]

that is funny. I liked the cat/

[dustybiker2]

Nice angle.

[wolverin38]

Good post