Five Types of Annoying People in Public Transport

[omgjassy]

These are the 5 types of annoying people I deal with almost every week in the train or bus.

Which one bothers you the most?

The newsreader

This person is speaking so loud and long on the phone you sit 6 seats behind them and know what they did last summer, what they ate last week, what their mothers name is and what they are going to do tonight.

Space invader

This is the person sitting next to you constantly glancing at your phone or laptop to see what you’re doing. Goodbye privacy.

Puppy lovers

These people can not get their hands of each other, and I don't know what more annoying is the kissing noises or accidentally looking at it. Now dont get me wrong I have nothing against showing affection, but these people are just all up on each other.

Hypnotiser

Seems like everytime you look up you have eye contact with that person, and they never look away just keep staring with no expression at all.

DJ

You get your own personal DJ, but you know when you’re in the club and just not feeling the music so you leave, now you can’t, because these people always do it when it’s crowded. I mean if I wanted to listen to Lady Gaga I would had played her music myself.

xoxo omgjassy

[nbbn5]

Hahahaha all true 👏 and the people who sit or stand like they own the transport taking a lot of space when their is a lot of crowd and standing in weird positions which further takes more space , sometimes I feel like holding that persons head and smash it into a wall

[omgjassy]

Indeed me too or those people that put their purse on the seat next to them🤦‍♀️

[nbbn5]

Lol hahahaha true , you can just say them politely (like a humble request) to move their purse or you will throw it out of the window 😂

[omgjassy]

I do lol but still they see it’s crowded like come on now.

[nbbn5]

Common is sense is not common now which means common peooel don't have much common sense and commonly now days common sense is rare and common sense should be commonly their but it is not common

[nbbn5]

You are understating what I meant? 😂

[omgjassy]

All the way

[nbbn5]

😂😂😎😎

[nbbn5]

Thanks for the mho 😀

[dancing_in_nebulas]

DAM DJ's

Its always crappy music they try to rap or sing to...

right... in yo... dayum... ear...

[omgjassy]

Exactly omg

[Angelina25]

The one woman who's constantly so intrigued by my presence, the nosey one.
"Hey where are you going?"
"... next stop."
"Why? Going to meet parents?"
"Uh no."
"Then?"
"My friend."
"Boyfriend?"
"... N----"
Interrupts!
"You know you're so young. You shouldn't have a boyfriend at this age. It's wrong. Does your mom know? Your father? They will be so mad! Leave me. What you call break up!"
...

True Story tho!

[omgjassy]

Ehh creepy, she should mind her own business

[Angelina25]

Exactly! I didn't even have a boyfriend and I was going there to meet a girl friend. Ugh!

[omgjassy]

Gosh😒

[Barrabus_the_Free]

This is another reason that I'm glad that I live in a place where public transportation isn't a thing. I took it a few times when I was stationed in southern California, and it sucked. I won't do it again. I'd rather pay all the various expenses of having a vehicle. The freedom it allows one to have cannot be overstated. Plus in my vehicle I never have stinky homeless sitting next to me, gang members and wannabes carving gang signs and other hieroglyphs into the seats and windows, mexican women with thirty kids running amok, black women carrying on a conversation from one end of the vehicle to the other at a decibel level just under that of a jet taking off, bitches thinking that men should stand while their purse gets a seat, or any of the other 'fun' that public transportation entails.

[omgjassy]

Yeah, keep the generalizations going...

[Barrabus_the_Free]

So things that I've personally witnessed are 'generalizations'?

Nice.

You must be one of those that I mentioned.

[omgjassy]

It sounds like a typical stereotype American movie. No, I’m not any of those. But keep thinking that behaviour belongs to certain people. You’ll come far in life.

[Barrabus_the_Free]

So if a woman does something, it's okay, especially if she can accuse a man of doing exactly what she just did.

Got it.

How boringly typical.

[omgjassy]

What are you even talking about? And why are you still here?

[Barrabus_the_Free]

That's nice, cupcake.

[omgjassy]

Not explaining yourself apparently, cupcake.

[Barrabus_the_Free]

Don't try to blame others for your lack of reading comprehension.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

"This person is speaking so loud and long on the phone you sit 6 seats behind them and know what they did last summer, what they ate last week, what their mothers name is and what they are going to do tonight." Why'd you call him "The newsreader" when most people who read are quite? "Loudmouth" is more appropriate. I dislike them the most.

[omgjassy]

I mean the newsreader like on the news. Like the picture I posted.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Okidoki

[Jjpayne]

Ahhh people we are a mixed bunch. Id probably relate to being the Hypnotiser and the DJ. I like people watching but I generally would look away if someone stared back. I also like controlling the radio... I want to find stuff that is upbeat to make all the passengers feel good

[omgjassy]

So you’re those two 😂

[Jjpayne]

maybe...

[omgjassy]

Hahahahah

[bacca400]

How about the drunk factory worker who gets on the bus and starts lecturing people about how you have to be positive, work hard, get results, be persistent, be honest, etc.

That one pleasantly surprised me. :)

[omgjassy]

Hahahhaha never had someone like that.

[hardballs]

haha lol... don't hate them, they are really alone inside but they try to believe others that they are happy, but the real fact is they are not. Who are happy inside, they never show it openly & they never shouted at any one. its the feeling things. forgiving others makes you happy but hating others makes you bother or unhappy. Thats my theory or lecture :). Thank you.

[omgjassy]

Interesting

[hardballs]

yeah yeah :) i am

[tartaarsaus]

I haven't been enough on public transport to know all this. There was once when there was this woman on a completely full train who had 3 completely filled bags of clothes with her, took almost 3 seats and all the leg space.

Good take

[omgjassy]

That’s so disrespectful and thanks.

[FatherJack]

The " newsreader " = VERY loud mobile phone inane yapping. Why I always have earphones !! Not a sexist comment , just observation , but at least 90% of newsreaders are female. I tend to travel early for work , as quieter , and roads less busy. Single dad , kids now at secondary school , so no more school run !!

[Paris13]

Love the xoxo Great Take!
The guys who do not Allow a woman who is Pregnant who is Standing to Sit down. No gents.
*Their own Heads Have Standing Room only. xxoo

[omgjassy]

Yes true

[vishna]

lol I space out so hard on the bus, I'm probs a master hypnotist

hey, Lady GaGa, I had a dream about her last night! She was my mentor XD

[omgjassy]

Ha funny

[LegateLanius]

You missed the "Hey do I know you " guy. In all my years of public transportation, I have never been more than a month without some guy trying to tell me his life story.

[omgjassy]

Oh yeah true hahahah

[2opaz]

You forgot about the pervert

viralsection.com/.../chinese-pervert-caught.jpg

[omgjassy]

True, gross

[Nik1hil]

so someone masked using a white handkerchief, and wearing headphones and not saying a word... and simple a little drowsy is okay

[omgjassy]

Huh?

[Nik1hil]

What kind of answer is this - Huh?

[omgjassy]

I don’t understand

[ZeussLightningBolt]

6. Those inconsiderate assholes who occupy empty seats with their personal shit

[omgjassy]

Yeah, I forgot those.

[MsMusic]

that is me if there are spare seats on the bus besides the one next to me

but that is probably because guys who sit next to you try to feel you up on public transportation here. Also quite easy to slip your hand in someone's purse and grab something. I refuse to take that risk

[WhereAmI]

Waaaay tooo many DJs on the subway. Just how loud do those headphones need to be? Good Mytake.

[omgjassy]

Ikr, thanks

[Kabluie]

Mostly it's the space hogs, and the nosey person that should get their own phone and music to listen to.

[John_Doesnt]

I take the bus all the time and the one I hate is the guy/girl chatting up the bus driver slowing down the trip.

[Tohhru]

The person taking up 2 seats by sleeping or resting there feet

[omgjassy]

True.

[BeHappy1985]

To sum up this post you basically don't like people who don't care what others think and enjoy themselves wherever they go. Which makes me think you are jellaus of this quality because you lack it greatly. 95% chance you are an introvert aswell.

[omgjassy]

You obviously lack reading comphresion.
How is staring at someone enjoying yourself? Or how about looking at my phone the whole time? Stfu

[BeHappy1985]

You wouldn't understand, but to sum it up it goes like this sassytownhouseliving.com/.../TIM.jpg

[NYCQuestions1976]

All these reasons and more are why I drive to work every day.