Where is this man going?

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GuyAnswersGirls123 · Accepted Answer

The name's Swimmer, Road Swimmer 002 (001 got ran over by an ice cream truck).

The year is now 2001 AD, far into the future (but for me it's the present). I am part of a secret military experiment conducted on male synchronized swimmers [*] which allows us to pass through asphalt as though they are not solid.

[*] The Olympics have not yet allowed male synchronized swimmers to participate so that's why they chose us to be subjects.

[Ring-Ring] I hear my mobile phone ringing. I should pick it up in case it's important.

George W. Bush: Road Swimmer?

Me: Yep, it's Swimmer... Road Swimmer 002.

George W. Bush: It's the president of the US of A. Politics is tough business. We need you to attack some terrorists who are a part of the war on terror. Because the American folks, they're trying to put the food on their families and the terrorists aren't helping that, ain't it?

Me: I suppose they aren't. Why me?

George W. Bush: Well, the terrorists -- see -- the terrorists have sealed themselves off in thick walls made of asphalt. You get me? They've misunderestimated us because we have you. We need you to use your strategery to infiltrate the base and take out the terrorist leader.

Me: I'm on it. [Click]

I better head to the terrorist base. They sent me a map to the location.

This is just a little thing but I don't like to drive that much and I'm a trained swimmer so I can swim along the road. So I'm just going to go swim there.

[4 hours later]

All right I've been swimming along the road for a while and I think I'm almost there.

Oh wait, I forgot my weapons. I have some weapons I'm supposed to use to fight the terrorists. They can also pass through asphalt.

Well, that's a pain. Darn it. I'll have to head back home to pick them up and then I'll head back to the terrorist location.

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

I should think it obvious: he's searching for the chicken, to ask it himself why it crossed the road.

Miah04 · Accepted Answer

Ngl. That is some really smooth editing.  He on his way to the store to buy a box of tampons. He didn't wanna go, but he had no choice

laly520 · Accepted Answer

I don't know where but sure he won't go sober anytime soon lol

exitseven · Answer

He is going down that long lonesome highway.

lightbulb27 · Answer

We'll... clearly not English, he's on the wrong side of the road. That makes him swimming up the road to Nowhere Oaklahoma

DJB72 · Answer

The annual Chuck Norris Impersonation Awards  Obviously...

sirderpsalot123 · Answer

I've been staring at this for 10 minutes and I got nothing 😒

strateguy632 · Answer

to meet his lover on love boat

virtualwasp · Answer

pothole olympics

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

He's going to the beach for a swim

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

He's trying to find his sock.

Wiredone · Answer

He's swimming to china

Charliefretz329 · Answer

The wrong way of course

KrakenAttackin · Answer

This is Jimmy Hoffa trying to get home.

ab2shifty · Answer

My brain cannot process that 🤣

Flower7 · Answer

Down the street and back. He’s just exercising.

CubaPirate · Answer

Escaping a pothole probably

riverrat3 · Answer

Getting to work before the traffic gets heavy

The_Sexpert · Answer

To buy some water

Sameone · Answer

I see samone swimming in road 😂😅

Anonymous · Answer

Trying to swim his way out of a consuming marriage

Friendlybro79 · Answer

Downstream?

Fuentes · Answer

Nowhere fast

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