I hate my ex boyfriend-open rant for all :-P

I have a solution: don't date a self-centered, lying, manipulative, pathetic prick again. Then life can be sunshine and roses for you. Problem: most men are like that. So you best get to know them better before getting involved in future relationships.

"Daddy says hey all want one thing..."
"What's that?"
"I don't know, no one will tell me!"


-Count D.

I hate all my g/fs, first the one back in 8th grade cheated on me with my friend in my own room, and when me and him fought I kicked his ass and we never spoke again. I then moved on and started dating this girl that we had a very physical relationship. 1 month passed and her parents caught us. I even went over to apologies putting myself through hell just to see her again for my b-day. A month past she iming me I love you and etc.. Birthday arrives and when I see her she simply says we can no longer date. For that whole month she had another guy on the side and waited till my b-day to screw with me. She even posted on her xanga at the time if you need help dumping a boyfriend and girlfriend ask me, I have all the advice! =) Such a b*tch... 3 weeks later she asked if we could screw because she missed me only in that way. I have other stories to tell that are far worst -.-

I don't hate most of my ex-gfs. Some of them are downright awesome people. But I like your rant idea, so here's to a few or the other ones, in alphabetical order:

J and I dated on-and-off for years. She told me she loved me twice: once when I broke up with her for being a psycho, and once after we got back together and she started f***ing some hipster she's not attracted to just because it's what her friends expected of her. When I found out, she threw a temper tantrum and I haven't spoken to her since. I probably never will. Classy dame, she wasn't.

And there's K, who was sleeping with me and some other guy and lying about it. If she had just told me she wanted to screw around, I might have been OK with it and I certainly wouldn't hate her. I figured out what was going on and stopped talking to her. When she realized couldn't have me, she got really flirty. Creepy-guy can keep you, K. Also, stop posting things to your blog when I can tell you're crying.

L, we never even really dated, we just used each other for sex. You were too much of a flake anyway. Have fun with the guy who wears neon shades and lives with his mom. I know he doesn't play an instrument or sing, but he's a real rockstar and his parents give him enough cash every day to buy lots of PBR.

And there's M, who actually thinks I'm still into her. M, we can be friends, but only if you promise to never touch me again. I've heard the saying that every time we sleep with someone, we sleep with all her/his former partners by proxy. I don't really believe that, but I don't want to chance sex-by-proxy with your spoiled, silver-spooned, underage neckbeard boyfriends who are too lazy to clean the food off of their own clothing. Have fun with them. It would have never worked out between us anyway.

That was awesome. Thanks for starting this topic!

The last serious relationship I was in, was with a girl named Heather. We dated for about 8 months. Everything seemed fine for a while but apparently it wasn't

About 6 months in, she went to a bar one night where she got plastered and ended up going home with a guy she didn't even know. They had sex and she apparently liked what was going on a lot so she kept it going with him.

On Valentines Day, she called me up on the phone and confessed to me about what happened. She said she "still wanted to be friends" however. Obviously this wasn't happening because I now hated her with every fiber of my being. She told me I was "being immature and childish" because I couldn't put what happened behind us so that we could be friends.

you hate him, you have anger towards him becasuse you are still in love with him.

Sometimes I wish I was a monkey, so I could fling pices of sh*t at my ex girlfriend! Because she stinks and should stink like poo!

Expressing hate is good. Better out than in.

Good on you, venting in a harmless way and inviting others, you will get over him, rant away girl, I bet he just didn't realise what he had so tough cookies to him, you enjoy yourself and remember, it happens, one of lifes little lessons and eventually the right man will come along...not me though I'm married but there's always the second best guy in the world out there ;)

well I used to think I hated an ex. well after many years of acting like each other was non existant we learned how to forgive eachother. yea we really did give each other excuses to hate each other for life. but one day she txt me and well ever since then we have been at peice. yea we don't talk much we don't hang out all the time but at least I can now look at her without distaste in my mind.
what I'm trying to say is sometimes people do bad rotten things to you make you regret ever being with them but really what you need to do is forgive them and take what you learned and apply and learn how not to fall for that same trap. learn from your past don't dwell on it. use it to make better your judgment for the future and make your like a truly wonderful one with as few regrets as you can.

I try not to subscribe to the hating of ExGFs past.

I suppose this is not the kind of thing that you want to be hearing Reeses-pieces777, but really as angry as my ExGFs made me I find it extremely hard to bring myself to hate them. On the one hand they did some pretty rotten things to me but I can't say my time with them was a complete waste. There were some really great times and some good and mediocre times mixed in with all the bad as well. The way they acted after the break-ups made it too hard to hate them. At the worst, in this case I find that "I nothing them", and the best I can say I at least "like" them.

Anyway I've long since learned in my life that there is little point in holding onto the hate, especially when it comes to things as trivial as an Ex. I mean unless s/he slashed you up and left you to die in a ditch (or something equally horrifying) I found that there really isn't enough point to it. It's just a waste of energy, and time, and ultimately your life. Life is too short to be spending it on such terrible things as hatred. This is part of why I let it go. Trust me though when I did I felt a lot better for it.

Now I can already imagine this post being voted down into obscurity, but the thing is I really am speaking the truth as best I see it. I mean this is something I am more and more living by. Some of you will likely want to argue against this, and I don't blame you. It seems kinda like it's all lovey-dovey granola eating tie-dye-wearing hippie bullshit, and I can understand you thinking so, but to me I see it as truth, and for me this is something I came to terms with on my own. It works for me. but maybe not everyone.

Anyway I know you're hurting right now Reese. My heart goes out to you. I hope I can think of a way to cheer you up soon. In the mean time I hope things get better for you. You're way too awesome to have to deal with this crap.

Much love to ya. Bye.

Lol, aren't exs awesome? I think there's a reason most of them become exs to begin with... Mind if I ask what was so bad about yours... I mean specifically

I'm more thankful that angry, although I was for a good while. The girl I asked out last year that turned me down happened to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. She just happened to turn out to be a ahem, b**ch and a half. Thank god for small blessings!

I HATE MY EX! she won't cut me loose, we've had it out like 20 times in the past 8 months, she threatened to turn me in for harassment when I told her off. Now that we are finally finished she calls and texts me to "talk" she keeps saying I'm not over her. When we first got together she was rubbing up against me saying she wants to be with me, while she was with my best friend, she breaks up with him and then when I touch her she acts like I tried to force her or something then months later she starts up with that grinding on me BS, I find out later that she is with another guy and tell her off and she tried to have him beat me up. Months later she said she sorry and that she was immature and really wanted to be with me, I ignored her and even told her I moved she she would leave me alone... So she sends me sexy pics (I never asked for them and deleted them right away) and turns around and said I was asking for them (thats when she tried to turn me in for harassment). Finally she said she was finished with me and now she is trying to talk to me again, because she needs a shoulder to cry on 'cause her current man is married and won't leave his wife for her but still wants to have sex, I'm like I moved on leave me alone but she won't quit she even tried to solicit herself so I would talk to her. And some time withing all that she was asking to move in with me 'cause her parents kicked her out for her BS ! god she needs to just leave me alone, I mean what we had was good in the beginning but she only did that when she was dating someone else (whats up with that btw?) and she just needs to grow up.


wow I do feel better that rant was just what I needed. I can't believe a that out of all me ex's she is the only one I still rant about (I've had 3 other gfs since her) but she is the only one who treated me that badly and she just won't get out of my life. Plus she is the craziest girlfriend I ever had.

One of my exs, cheated on me with multiple guys, broke up with me, then months later, every time she would see me, I was "stalking" her. Even if she was walking from her car in to a store and she saw me driving through town (even if I didn't even see her) she would be on the phone to friends saying I was following her. Crazy fat F*ing bitch! Another ex..I helped her get out of an abusive living condition..."I" was THE reason she got out of there because she was too scared to do or anything. Not even 24 hours later, she's living with her friend, and her friend's bf...and she's already bangin' one of the boyfriend's friends! Wtf?! lol. Whatever...worthless pieces of sh*t they are. =)

I don't hate my ex gf, but I did dislike her for a period of time after we broke up. Now were cool, we talk to each other every once in a while to see how were doing.

sorry to hear about you ex bf.

So how did you not notice these character flaws on the first date?

yeah, pricks can suck themselves. as a matter of fact there's one at work who hits on all the girls.

lol ok
so how big(small) is his penis? haha

My sister has the audacity to bring my ex over--all the freakin' time--when I utterly despise him. I'd be very happy if I were never to see him again.

He's a self-loathing, pathetic, moron who freaking stalked me after I broke up with him. What a god damn loser.

I went out with this guy few years ago and it ended badly. then 2 months ago I get this message frm him on msn messenger.and I hadnt talked to him in yrs!it just brought up all the resentment I had felt at the time and felt like it had happened yday.of course I got on the phone to my best friend and ranted for a while and then felt fine lol.

i know I was really lucky cos I dodged a bullet.not everything was bad in the relationship but there wasn't a whole lot right with it either...im past the hate unless I think about it too much. but no way did I want to reply to his msg-id be sucked back into being frnds with him cos he's such a clingy loser-kept telling me that I was too hot and cold yet he cheated on me and left me high and dry for 2weeks!havnt been on my msn account in a while cos it just freaked me out. I was more angry with myself tho at the time cos I really settled and didn't think I could do better. when we went out I preferred this other guy but picked the guy I knew I could get instead of what I wanted which was the ultimate self-betrayal.i allowed him to grow on me when I should have trusted my gut instinct. I didn't think much of him when I first met him but I had such low self-esteem that I was like "OH ill give him a chance". oh but I have learned from it big time! I still cringe when I think of the whole thing but the hate is gone. just more like relief that its over now, like lucky escape. when he emailed I was like well at least he doesn't hav my ph no!

ahh that did feel good =)

Am l think strongly dislike is worse than hate why do you think he's a self centered lying manipulative pathetick prick?.LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I hate mine too right now. I'm sure I'll think of him as a good learning tool. lol But my break up is broken again (gave him a second chance and now he is telling me to let go... what a waste of time!) so yeah--- he definitely was also a self centered, lying, manipulative asshole as well. :)

Its so strange how some we can like turns into some we dislike even more in the end... I guess its easy to get over them if you just make those feelings negative.

or maybe there just tosser which mostly likely all the guys I've hooked up with have been!
sleazy, insecure, self absorbed, heartless, rude, asswholes, devious, manipulative male whores, leave me alone! stop playing games with me.

you want me or you don't want me stop confusing the crap out of me :(

aha I so ranted.

i hate my ex cause he's an a** .. he cheated on me with my best friend.. >.< .. he carved his name on my chest .. and he used to hit me GGRRRrr I HATE HIM.. I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL..

I hate my ex boyfriend. he is a piece of sh*t with too many mummy issues! its not my fricking problem if your mother should never of had children and spend your entire childhood saying abusive sh*t and just being a stuck up selfish dumb bitch! it does not give you the right to steal my money use me and verbally abuse me for 3 years and then hide behind that bitch of a mother when I want my fricking money back. you are full of sh*t and I hope karma fricking rips off your head! everything you ever did was bullsh*t...do you know what? your not that cool do wanna know why people hang around you? because they forget your there! you are not orginal or jesus you are just some screwed up little kid that is too sh*t scared to actually look yourself in the mirror and deal with your sh*t! everyone is mature enough to get on with their lives. BE A FRICKING MAN INSTEAD OF SOME KINDA OF BULLSHIT SPONGE! YOU KNOW IF YOU DO THE SAME SHIT TO ENOUGH PEOPLE YOUR GOING TO END UP IN JAIL. I HOPE YOU ARE NEVER HAPPY AND YOU NEVER FIND LOVE. PS NEVER HAVE CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE A FRICKING TERRIBLE FATHER!

I have good reason to "hate" my ex but in the end just the idea of having that much emotion of any kind for someone who was less than honorable doesn't work for me. What do they say, there is a fine line between love and hate. This would be an example of that. Even strongly disliking someone is too close to the strength of loving someone. So I prefer to mildly recognize my ex was a turkey, lol, but then again he brought a lot to my life that I wouldn't have had without him that I continue to enjoy now, like my love of international travel.

KRL lol! If he's a loser, he's a loser! I have a playlist for hating X's if you want me to send you the links LOL! No one should say anything because if you've read my posts you know I would have one if no one else here would.

Mine is mean, greedy, a biiiiig liar, disliked me when I had no more money, doesn't like animals, is all about money and guitar, condescending, he is a spoiled brat, a typical guy, immature and I still love him. It's only been a week and he is already out there. He can burn in hell! (ill just make sure not to jump too to be with him... )

I hate my ex too. lol

I can't stand my ex. Went out with him for over 4 years and I don't know what was going through my head because all we did was fight and argue. The first couple of years he was really sweet and the perfect boyfriend. At the end of the relationship though, he basically blamed ME for my dad abusing me, told me I needed to make him WANT to see me and broke up with me through a phone call and said if I had tried harder, this wouldn't have happened. Oh and he texted me he wasn't in love with me anymore. Now I hear he's going out with this girl we used to hang out with all the time who lives 3 blocks away from me. its been a year and half and for some reason I still can't forget how he treated me and its affected how my dating life because I keep thinking that all guys are complete jerks.

I HATE MY EX. Because not only did he stalk/chase me for 2 full months and made me fall for him, he then dumps me on my ass after 3 months of dating so he can chase the hot new ass at his work. I HATE HIM MORE NOW because I can't get rid of the feelings I had for him and now that I see him everyday in school it EFFS me up. I want to kiss him and slap him all at the same time. AND OF COURSE he's just SO EFFING HAPPY NOW dating that cheap piece of ass and pretending like I don't and never did exist. GO TO HELL YOU SAD, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN. I HOPE THAT SKANK TWO TIMES YOU JUST LIKE YOU DID TO ME. KARMA's A B*TCH.

i was with my ex for a month, promised me dis and dat, full on luvly made me feel well special text me all da time den if I ddnt text bak he's like...wats rong? jeez! den HE turns funni after 2 weeks blames it on work and dusnt even have da balls 2 b honest and jus pushes me away instead! and he's like I do wanna be wiv you but ma actions may say I dont! huh!? actions speak louder than words sweetheart! he's so immature and childish and da person he made himself out to be at da beginning is NOT who he is now, he claims he nos of love and respect...tsch...PULEASE! h8 it wen people use da word LOVE and ain't got a clue what it meens, and even now, he STILL won't be upfront and jus b like no I dnt have feelings for you, bloody cheek! then he says hell 'always' be there 4 me and he bloody well isnt, even as a m8 he's simply friggin useless! little boy, inexprienced, and dusnt have a scooby doo wen it cums 2 women. ARSEHOLE. @ 24 you would fink he'd no a fing or 2...but no. wata waste of time! ahhhhhhhh I feel beta :)

This is going probably sound a little strange but my current boyfriend is such an effing douche sometimes. I mean seriously what is his deal its like everything I say to him goes in one ear and out the other. I tell him how I feel he gets p*ssed I don't tell him and he gets mad I'm not communicating its like shiit I can't do anything right! He is totally in love with his buddies I mean seriously I mean talk about anal sex. Lol he isn't really gay but I swear! I mean your like 24 dude grow the hell up! I'm so sick of hearing him bitch about work...I say one thing about my work and its time for bed. I'm sooo sick of watching his gay ass movies too like when do I get to pick a movie and seriously if you don't like the groceries I'm buying then either f***ing come with me or go yourself. its like he wants me to be is mother not his girlfriend. PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN I mean it takes one second! And when I'm sick don't get p*ssed when I want to take a nap! Wow thank you that felt amazing! Ughh this is the best answer I have ever wrote haha. Ps my best friends boyfriend can go to hell as well! Xoxo

well if that's for ranting about exs yeaaa count me in
my very last ex : he's a lair, cheater, manipulator, loves attention, horrible mood swings, very self absorbed, so selfish, verbally and emotionally abusive
and to top it off he's 24 in a minimum wage job and works only 15-18 hours a week and still living with parents with no intentions of moving out any time within 3-4 years more
where the hell was my mind back then I don't know but oh well he's an ex now =)

I hate that jerk... that won't even be my friend... the day I finally can say... I just want to be friends... and nothing more.