How can I get the hot girls like the bigger guys?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Keep making insane duck faces
Become friends with one of those sexy fat dudes and then steal her after you feed him a bucket of fried chicken and he passes out
Eat bacon grease and Pizza Hut daily
Grow a bigger pair
Cosmetic surgery
Ouija board
Play the lottery
Beg rich people
Start a go fund me I am pretty fuckin ugly account
Learn to orally please yourself
Email Caitlyn Jenner for advice

[Asker]

im not making duck faces what are you talking about its a regular picture

[Opinion Owner]

Oh sorry. You have a naturally beautiful mouth then. My bad my bad.

[CHARismatic110]

Don't focus so much on what somebody else has. Just be you. The right girl will appreciate you for who you are!

[Asker]

there isn't a right girl for me

[CHARismatic110]

Well that's certainly not going to help you bud.

[teawrecks]

Lmao why did you ask this anonymously when literally everyone on this site knows who you are?

[Asker]

yeah your right dosent really matter

[Anonymous]

I like how instead of answering your question, the girls just criticized you for being anon just cause they know who you are.

[Asker]

i face that a lot on this site

[Anonymous]

Why do you always go anon occasionally but then show pics of yourself, we all know who you are...

[Asker]

ok can you answer this