Seeing all the same boring ass Christmas movies spreading good cheer without EXPLOSIONS, SWEARING and FIGHTING every year is enough to make a guy snap! With that in mind I have compiled a list of Guy Friendly movies to make your Holidays a little Brighter...and a lot less Boring! My only rule was to list movies that didn't refer to the Holidays in the title. So without any more Fucking Delay here's my list!
1) Die Hard (and Die Hard 2 if you can get past the nude karate guy)
Back before he had that famous ego Bruce Willis grabbed our attention as a Man's Man who was just trying to save his marriage on Christmas. But if you get mad about a last name change you can always stop the bad guys and blow up her office building to win her back!
2) The Ref
Dennis Leary's best film (in my opinion) yet! Something about an aging catburglar who gets stuck in a town after kidnapping a couple on the verg of divorce during the Holidays is just really damn funny! P.S. What smells like Cat Piss??
Bill Murray at his finest tackles an other wise over played, over acted classic Christmas story making it original, funny and scary all at once.
4) Trapped in Paradise
Long ago before Nick Cage was famous and the biggest actor in the movie was Dana Carvey in a small role, we had a unique story about a guy, just trying to be a straight arrow in life, getting bamboozled by his recently released "Ex-Con" brothers into taking a trip... to rob a bank.
5) Lethal Weapon
That's right! The first one took place during the Holidays. There's your loop hole for all the Riggs and Murtaugh you can stand!
Remember the rules? Aside from that just tell your girl it's a story about a cute Furbie and cuddle up for the action!
7) The Life Of Brian
Just the right amount of Jesus and a butt ton of Funny to make even Biggus Dickus laugh at the Holidays.
Watch, Enjoy and and Comment!