What girls REALLY do in the bathroom

[YolaMoore]

Probably one of the largest asked questions by guys is "What do girls do in the bathroom?" and "Why do they go in groups?"

To us girls, we just dont know why you guys DONT! The bathroom, to us, is not there just to relieve our buisness. The bathroom is the girl's inner santuary. It's where the shiz goes down. It's the place to be. Why?

Gossip

Friends gather together in circles in bathrooms all across the country, to discuss what Just Went Down. Whether it's how hot Matt is, and how he was totally hitting on you, or maybe how Jennifer told Stacey that Rebecca looks really cheap in her new dress. The bathroom is the place to find out the latest goss, rat out the dirty deeds of others, and leave feeling like the next Gossip Girl.

Selfies

What girl doesn't love a good selfie? Even better, a GROUP selfie, with all the crew? And what better place than the bathroom, a large, open area with plenty of mirrors. Us instagram obsessed ladies flock to selfie-central, strike a pose, whip out our phones (complete with selfie sticks) and snap about 100 pics. They'll be all over social media in the morning, because it's not a good night unless everyone else knows it was a good night.

Touch-ups

A female toilet is not complete without a couple hundred girls touching up their powder, adding another layer of mascara, shimmying down that dress or playing with our chicken fillets. There's hair re-styling, sweat-patch drying, tampon changing and a whole let of lipstick. And we need our girlfriends to give us the thumbs up, or the thumbs down.

Phone Calls

Never, ever underestimate how many 'emergency phone calls' a girl needs to make. At any given time, we just HAVE to call half our address book. Dont ask why, we just do. We scurry to the corners of the stalls and talk loudly to our mum, our friend, our boyfriend, our grandmother, and the local grocery boy. They need to know, like, everthing, like, right now.

That Darn Line

The struggle of being a lady- the bathroom line. It goes on, and on, and ON! And who wants to stand in that dank, overly perfumed line alone? No, we need some snacks, a Cosmo, and most importantly, our girlfriends.

Hold my stuff

I wonder, how do those puddles appear on the bathroom floor? They're not pee, not vomit, and there's no way washing our hands splashes that much water...We do not know what those puddles are, but we do know that our purses are NOT touching it. Cue, the lady friend, the ultimate bag holder.

Vomiting

Some on purpose, some by accident, it happens to the best of us. Just be glad it's in here, and not on the dance floor.

[drkrose99]

I sit in the toilet for a good 5 to 10 minutes just thinking about life and talking to myself. I also have pretend arguments with a person I was arguing with earlier, and start thinking of good comebacks that I couldn't think of before. It's the only place I can do that at work. But of course, I end up getting carried away and spend a little too long in there. And then everyone thinks I was taking a s**t or something when I wasn't. But then I realize I'd rather tell everyone I was taking a s**t than talking to myself cause it just makes more sense.

[PhiOmega]

Lols

[_Zara_]

Lol so true.

[Anonymous]

so you girls don't play 'battle shits?'

[sammy_31]

I typically just go in to piss but will go with a friend and talk as we piss. Others are hearing you say? I don't care we will continue talking as we wash our hands and leave the restroom. lol So yes I gossip, makeup touch ups I don't do, I stare at the mirror and am like woah okay and move on. Ain't nobody wanna chill in the restrooms, they are restrooms not fancy lounges. It's false never been in a nice restroom where there are chairs.

[Hopefuldreamer8]

I've only ever gone to the bathroom to do my business and leave. I hate public bathrooms. I try not to linger. Girls can be disgusting and some of the things you find in there is disturbing. I do check myself in the mirror but it's only a quick check.

[xHoneyxBeex]

I must be an abnormal woman then because I only go to the bathroom to, you know... go to the bathroom. I also don't go in groups. I'm a big girl, I can go to the bathroom by myself.

[belenrose11]

Me too I mist be a guy

[xHoneyxBeex]

@belenrose11 Lol yeah, I don't identify with anything this myTake says.

[D_Green]

Be honest... you girls are plotting something in the bathroom? And I'm gonna find out what it is dammit!! Lol

[linkywinky]

uh actually

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/49505190.jpg

[TadCurious]

The thing about the bag holder is so true. And it's true for guys' restrooms as well. If you've got something with you there needs to be a place to put it on. There should be shelves on the wall, and definitely coat hooks.

[DaddyRollingStone]

they would shit on those too

[CHARismatic110]

Well I personally just go to the bathroom, wash my hands and check for tissue on my shoes and then bounce lol.

[MrBubbles]

The blonde in the first picture is SO pretty, and sexy in that skirt. ;) Gotta love Rachel McAdams. ^_^

[TheEmma]

The only one I can identify with is "That Darn Line"

[LittleSally]

Selfies - not really true...
Who would want a selfie with a toilet behind them? Haha

[BelleGirl21]

Funny post! I mostly hide from kids in the bathroom. It doesn't always work!

[miserybusiness]

*notices cute waiter*

*drags friend into bathroom*

OMG DID YOU SEE HIS ELBOWS

[BiffWebster]

-_- this is why unisex bathrooms are generally not a good idea.

[MichelleUFO]

you missed the part that tampons, purse thievery, little fetus left on the sink. and also sometimes, jewelry are gone.

[peachblossomluck]

Sometimes I'm in there sobering up a bit hiding from an undesirable.

[DarkHumorRUs]

So movies are 100% right about girls in high school and usually quite wrong about guys.

[KidInk3]

Movies exaggerate though

[DarkHumorRUs]

Barely, according to this Take.

[Anonymous]

Me? Just go in (if with my friends), do my business, come out, wait for them, then walk back.
If it took a long time it's because of that darn line.

[abundantlyrich]

Talk, give birth to an unwanted baby..., put make up, talk about relationship stuff... etc

[xCutesyLolitax]

I don't do any of that stuff, but the lines are annoying
Nice post

[Kshppatel]

And here I thought human beings went to the bathroom to poop and pee. Are you telling me girls are human beings?

[_Zara_]

I don't do any of that, but the line is really annoying