In sporting events what would be the worst time to sneeze?

[Anonymous]

I always thought maybe something that requires preside concentration like golf, or gymnastics. Probably cheerleading too at pep rallies

[BeerFarts]

When a Noah Syndergaard 99 MPH fastball is coming your way
When Mike Tyson is about to uppercut you
When you're about to shoot an important free throw
When you're the QB and the ball was just snapped

[Asker]

Or what if you was on the American ninja warrior just about to get to the end, everything sore and something like this happens, call at the last second due to a freaking sneeze, I'd be mad at myself thsts a million dollars

[BeerFarts]

That would suck BIG time!

[Asker]

It would be funny to see that happen lol especially in that weird climbing platform where the ledges get smaller then pull yourself up then do the other platform. There was some cute chick in there the other night who got all the way to the end of it dropped off landed with both feet in the lnding pad, then fell backward into the water.. I call bs, she made it

[User999]

Racing, nothing more dangerous than watery eyes messing up your vision and the smell of spit. Especially, mid corner.

[Asker]

I couldn't imagine

[Xfitchick]

When you just lifted a heavy weigth above your head.

[Asker]

Or being anywhere on one of those cheerleader pyramids and have to sneeze. I'm not sure what would be worse being at the top, middle or bottom

[Xfitchick]

Bottom is the most fun :-)

[Blueeyes2016]

I haven't yet to see that happen, but it would be real exciting to watch for sure

[Xfitchick]

thanks

[FallOutBoy2001]

Right after the timer in swimming says "take your mark" but before they say go. Also a bad time to snap a picture with flash, as we tend to hear one and not see the other and think "oh we need to go now"

[guyngals]

Just as you're about to catch the 90-yard throw from the quarterback to win the Super Bowl.

[Asker]

Oh man that would be bad

[vekin]

you should sneeze very loudly that the player will notice that

[Asker]

@vekin. I was once at a gymnastics competition watching the balancing beam act and one team was a few points away from winning, it was all up to this one person, she seemed to have had the routine down pat, so you just know it's an easy win, it's in the bag.
All the girls from opposing teams look on and hope she messes up since she claims she can do it better and laughing at all the other girls who aren't as good each time they fell sneering and chucking as they walk by this girl back to their seat after they make their attempt..
She tells out something like hey pay attention watch and learn girls... I got this.. Kinda hard to tell in a gym.. so noisy She prepares, makes a running start she gets on the balancing beam and looks around, the gym is full of cheering fans, the pressure is on. I have to do this perfect, no room for mistakes she says to herself, I can't mess up in front of these girls, I'd be the laughing stock for a long time..

[Asker]

She begins the routine, she was getting the timing just right all the while talcum powder was stirring up in the air. The other teams looked on in awe, she was doing quite well. She landed with the final flip, she had done it, victory was hers, she just had so dismount and it would be a perfect run. She looked over the girls still amazed at what they had just seen with a sneer on her face. Just then talcum powder that had been stirred up entered her nose. She stifled one sneeze... then another, the girls looked on snickering pointing at her she's gonna fall I heard one girl say to another... then it happened as much as she tried to stifle it the pent up sneezes finally came out... the sneeze came out and echoed throughout the gym. She immediately fell off the beam mat on to her ass.

[vekin]

funny story! I thought you ment someone in the audience was sneezing

[Asker]

@vekin. No this was at an event, the person performing was sneezing. I felt bad lol all them were laughing and calling her names as she walked by in embarrassment

[Asker]

That probably be my luck. I guess that's karma though, shouldn't have laughed made fun of the other girls

[vekin]

at darts maybe but well it isn;t often completely silent there so they won't notice maybe