If your mirror could talk, what would it say?

Be creative, I'm bored -yawns-


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  • It would be like "DANG GIRL you're looking a little rough today."
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    "Maybe you shouldn't wear that. You look like a goddamn preschool teacher."
    Or
    "We need a mop on aisle 4! It's getting wet over here!"

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What Guys Said 26

  • "Talking to you? Hmm, I see. Though it may appear to you, from your perspective, that the sounds I'm making are in fact human speech it is entirely possible that the sounds I'm making are simply gibberish and that they only make sense to you by sheer coincidence. What I'm saying is that there's no way to be sure that what I believe the sounds I'm making to mean match up to what you believe they mean. Even if you surmise that we understand each other by virtue of the fact that we're having a conversation, that in itself may simply be coincidence. In other words it is quite possible for two people to talk and respond to each other without actually having a conversation- there truly is no way to know what is truly occurring between those two."

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  • “what the fuck are you looking at?”

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  • STOP LOOKING AT ME STALKER JEEZ

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  • Don't jerk off in front of me mate, or always wear underwear when you come in front of me.
    Hey I know when you shave and where and how much you shave.
    funnyand.com/.../Mirror-Boys-vs-Girls.jpg

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  • When I dress up in a suit, 9/10 times I literally say "Damn you look good"

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  • It wouldn't I'm barely in front of it lol.

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  • Dangg!!! You FABULOUS!

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  • "BRUH!! Clean me!! Nigga, stop flossing so fucking close to me if you ain't gonna wipe me down!!"

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  • It will still keep telling me I'm good looking, but then my camera would say "fuck no, you're not lol" as usual.

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  • "Lose some weight, fatass."

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  • "Face it. The only reason why you are looking at me is, because you are washing your hands again right?". *sighs.*. :D.

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  • "Who is that handsome devil?"

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  • Dude you need to stop starring at me in that creepy way!!

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  • "Who said I wanna look at you?"

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  • you are not the fairest... the woman is.

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  • Damn u are so fucking gorgeous :D

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  • "You see that guy? I hate that guy."

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  • Damn you ugly as fuck get away from me before I break

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  • Dang bro you definitely jacked af

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  • Could you be more hideous?

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  • OMG! You're so fugly you've cracked me again!!

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  • Wouldn't know, it keeps breaking...

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  • "Stop being silly! You won't find a ghost in this mirror. This isn't a horror movie."

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  • But you're always bored lol.

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What Girls Said 28

  • "you do realise that no matter how hard you look at me, you're never gonna see who you are on the inside right? quit thinking this is all there is. we can be friends if u believe that"

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  • Dat azzzzzzzzz.

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  • Probably something like...

    "Stop being so damn hard on yourself Char. This is not a place to come to tear yourself down. Your reflection will forever be flawed if you can't learn to love yourself."

    Or...

    "Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me. When will my reflection show who I am inside?"

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  • "And so we meet again, Evil Queen."

    :)

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  • "You're just gonna hate your body anyways, stop looking at me. You cannot see what's on the inside anyways."

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  • "You never talk to me"

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  • "I haven't seen your vagina in like 2.5 weeks, you must not be talking to that guy anymore."

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  • am sure my mirror is gonna be like... "do me a favour... get out i don't wanna see you in front of me ever again"

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  • Why do you look at yourself and hate what you see?

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  • it would be a sassy black lady saying "gurrrll cover up... aaaaall that, fix those frizzy curls, that eyeshadow color goes good with your eyes, stop wearing sweatpants every day! and god damn would you stop popping your pimples in front of me? nasty ass ho"

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  • s t o p d o i n g s t u f f t o y o u r h a i r. o_o

    o_O

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  • It would tell my everything I wanted to hear

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  • "It's too foggy, I can't see anything"

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  • It would say, okay... you can stop showing me your enormous pores now.

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  • Oh my God, look at that at that pimple!

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  • It's you Amy, you're the hottest of them all XDDDDD

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  • "Why are you always so sad and angry Helena?"

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  • she's freaking excited about the ROYALS WIN! !!

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  • You really need a boob job beach!

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  • "stop staring at me!"

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  • "How do I look today?"

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  • "Clean up already!"

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  • Hey you have a nice smile but that acne's bad 😕

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  • "Kill yourself, you fat fuck. No one likes you."

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  • I love you girl, but i'd love you more if you don't ever wear that top again. 😊

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  • Drink more water, idiot. Your face looks as dry as Sahara desert.

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  • It would remind me to take my pills since I am delusional...

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